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Author Topic: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T24: Derm Occurred  (Read 22517 times)

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #165 on: October 30, 2013, 02:46:42 pm »
Look up 'DJing for the discriminating witchdoctor.'
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #166 on: October 30, 2013, 03:21:41 pm »
Head to the hospital.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #167 on: October 30, 2013, 04:44:21 pm »
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on October 30, 2013, 12:27:49 pm
Gamerlord opens his trunk. (5) Turns out he packs a shotgun for just such an occasion; a nice little double-barreled sawed-off deal. Not strictly legal, but it'll get the job done. He loads it and looks around. Now, who would have made the mistake of attacking his car...?

*cough* may have been me *cough*
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #168 on: October 30, 2013, 06:42:36 pm »
(FUCK YEAH. Too bad I have no idea what the hell is going on.)
Grab the nearest bastard and grill him for info on what happened to my car.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #169 on: October 30, 2013, 06:53:19 pm »
(Wait, masthacheese, Derm, xantalos, if we can supply enough sound power, and seal the music store to make it airtight, if we could place all the amps on the bottom of the store and all sung a song synchronised, we could be the first music spaceship ever!)
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #170 on: October 30, 2013, 10:13:19 pm »
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 30, 2013, 06:53:19 pm
(Wait, masthacheese, Derm, xantalos, if we can supply enough sound power, and seal the music store to make it airtight, if we could place all the amps on the bottom of the store and all sung a song synchronised, we could be the first music spaceship ever!)
(It's so crazy it might work!)
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Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
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As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #171 on: October 30, 2013, 10:14:20 pm »
(Take me with you!)
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #172 on: October 30, 2013, 11:46:22 pm »
(Well, nyan cat will be used for the boosters, eye of the tiger for pulse cannons, but what song will we use for the main thrusters?
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Quote from: Xantalos on December 05, 2015, 01:38:41 am
He knows how to fix River's tiredness.
Alan help.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #173 on: October 31, 2013, 01:21:13 am »
"I... think you've got the wrong guy."

>Explain to these restaurant people that it is not, in fact, my birthday.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #174 on: October 31, 2013, 01:21:52 am »
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 30, 2013, 11:46:22 pm
(Well, nyan cat will be used for the boosters, eye of the tiger for pulse cannons, but what song will we use for the main thrusters?
(Living la viva loca, I seem to be the last person on earth who is still not sick of that song.)
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #175 on: October 31, 2013, 01:43:57 am »
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 31, 2013, 01:21:52 am
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 30, 2013, 11:46:22 pm
(Well, nyan cat will be used for the boosters, eye of the tiger for pulse cannons, but what song will we use for the main thrusters?
(Living la vida loca, I seem to be the last person on earth who is still not sick of that song.)
((YOU NEED THE D >:())
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #176 on: October 31, 2013, 01:46:56 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 31, 2013, 01:43:57 am
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 31, 2013, 01:21:52 am
Quote from: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 30, 2013, 11:46:22 pm
(Well, nyan cat will be used for the boosters, eye of the tiger for pulse cannons, but what song will we use for the main thrusters?
(Living la vida loca, I seem to be the last person on earth who is still not sick of that song.)
((YOU NEED THE D >:())
(DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN SPELL?)
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #177 on: October 31, 2013, 01:47:17 am »
((You're a cat.
So yes.))
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #178 on: October 31, 2013, 01:48:17 am »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 31, 2013, 01:47:17 am
((You're a cat.
So yes.))
(I'm a lolcat, so no, I can no haz speeling.)
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
The Derail Thread

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #179 on: October 31, 2013, 01:49:02 am »
((...LOOOLCAAAAAAAAATS *blasts off to the moon*))
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