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TURN 11Xan takes the keytar and
plays something for the zombie. (5) E/D does not, in fact, come back as a zombie, leaving Xan free and clear to do what he wants with the keytar.
Yoink (3) has a mediocre, bland dream of walking into a restaurant and ordering dosa. Then the staff sing Happy birthday for him. Is it his birthday? Hmm. Meanwhile, in the real world, (4) he continues to sleep soundly. Nothing is bothering him, but he ain't waking up, either.
Persus heads to the park. (1) Or he would have, had there been a park in this city! He stands in the center of the golf course for a moment feeling foolish, and as he turns to leave he trips on an errant red ball and falls down. OW. That's going to hurt... right now, in fact.
Gamerlord opens his trunk. (5) Turns out he packs a shotgun for just such an occasion; a nice little double-barreled sawed-off deal. Not strictly legal, but it'll get the job done. He loads it and looks around. Now, who would have made the mistake of attacking his car...?
Derm reminisces. (4) Man, those were the good old days. When all you had to do was get dropped into a featureless room and cause as much chaos as possible until you made a name for yourself and a strange wooden puppet ran everything behind the scenes. These days you had to deal with 'rules' and 'realism' and some guy from Kentucky running things behind the scenes. Things just weren't the same. He sighs and continues looking through the books.
STATUS
Xantalos is disappointed - Right leg from knee down is converted into a peg-leg, right hand hurts, has duct tape, temporarily deaf
Yoink is in a food-induced coma - multiple bruises, compound fracture breaking skin in right forearm, full, unconscious
Persus is lying on the green - Broken left wrist
GL isn't going to take this shit anymore - Has a DBSO shotgun
Derm is lost in glory days, Bruce Springsteen style