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Author Topic: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T24: Derm Occurred  (Read 22516 times)

Dermonster

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #150 on: October 29, 2013, 02:24:02 pm »

Use my metaphysical weight of RTD legendariness to ascend to godhood.
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #151 on: October 29, 2013, 03:25:37 pm »

Head to the park
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #152 on: October 29, 2013, 04:54:33 pm »

Use my metaphysical weight of RTD legendariness to ascend to godhood.
I'm sorry Derm, your going to have to prove yourself here, as you can see, masthacheese achieved FALCON PWWWNCH levels of coolness, and I nearly obliterated a gas station
PLaying beethoven's the fifth symphony, while I know you've done better, you must achieve approximately more coolness than both those things put together in this game first. Otherwise your using power you gained from other RTD'S and that's just not playing fair.
« Last Edit: October 29, 2013, 05:32:13 pm by Execute/Dumbo.exe »
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #153 on: October 29, 2013, 05:35:50 pm »

I'm not using the power from other RTD's, I'm siphoning power from my metaphysical legend.

It's a bit like Nasu, if I knew what Nasu actually was. Which I don't.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #154 on: October 29, 2013, 05:37:51 pm »

Makes sense really, but at the same time it's just manners to how that you can do something cooler than what mastha and I did, maybe play beethoven's the fifth to blow up a gas station while on fire?
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #155 on: October 29, 2013, 07:16:00 pm »

Grab a weapon from the boot of the car and go looking for the son of a bitch who smashed up my car.

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #156 on: October 30, 2013, 12:25:54 am »

(ok, when I get back in, me, Execute/Dumbo.exe, and Derm need to form a rock band and disintegrate the city with sound waves.
That will solve everything.)
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #157 on: October 30, 2013, 12:31:43 am »

I CONCUR! And then I can provide the fire by just constantly FALCON PAWWNCHING everywhere
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #158 on: October 30, 2013, 12:35:37 am »

(ok, when I get back in, me, Execute/Dumbo.exe, and Derm need to form a rock band and disintegrate the city with sound waves.
That will solve everything.)
((One-upping you on that, actually.))
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #159 on: October 30, 2013, 01:42:23 am »

Hmm, two things. First off is I'm going to give Yoink some more time to respond before I go for PMs, because he lives on the other side of the planet from me (practically) and also because of two. Two is that I had a job interview today, which was, well, a bit stressful. You know, having to impress the hiring manager and answer unusual questions and all of that. That and I had issues getting there, but, least I made it on time. @_@

On the upside, I think it went well and I'm fairly certain I'll get called back for a final interview, and if I do get it then I'll be working third shift (not entirely certain on schedule, but I'm pretty sure the hours would be 11pm - 7am) which would cut into my time to run this. Hopefully not by much, since this is a fairly quick game to write for, but I dunno how stressed out or tired I'll be when I get home and I'm going to have to figure all that out. I thought I ought to give you guys a heads-up about that potential situation, and maybe pass around the donation hat for wishes of good luck? :P
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #160 on: October 30, 2013, 01:44:31 am »

(Come in xanta! Join in on the obliteration of the city through sound waves! 4 deadly sociopathic destroyers are better than 3!

Speaking of, what kind of music are we going to do? Also, BAGGING PIANIST OR DRUMMER!

Ahh SC, hope you luck in getting the job!
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #161 on: October 30, 2013, 01:45:10 am »

Good luck, SeriousConcentrate!

EDIT: Bagging Bagpipes!
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T10: Don't Overdosa Either (Dermonster is IN)
« Reply #162 on: October 30, 2013, 05:48:32 am »

>Have some awesome dosa-dreams of adventure, ultraviolence and Bollywood performances.

((   Good luck, SC!   ))
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #163 on: October 30, 2013, 12:27:49 pm »

Thanks, you guys. ^^^

TURN 11

Xan takes the keytar and plays something for the zombie. (5) E/D does not, in fact, come back as a zombie, leaving Xan free and clear to do what he wants with the keytar.

Yoink (3) has a mediocre, bland dream of walking into a restaurant and ordering dosa. Then the staff sing Happy birthday for him. Is it his birthday? Hmm. Meanwhile, in the real world, (4) he continues to sleep soundly. Nothing is bothering him, but he ain't waking up, either.

Persus heads to the park. (1) Or he would have, had there been a park in this city! He stands in the center of the golf course for a moment feeling foolish, and as he turns to leave he trips on an errant red ball and falls down. OW. That's going to hurt... right now, in fact.

Gamerlord opens his trunk. (5) Turns out he packs a shotgun for just such an occasion; a nice little double-barreled sawed-off deal. Not strictly legal, but it'll get the job done. He loads it and looks around. Now, who would have made the mistake of attacking his car...?

Derm reminisces. (4) Man, those were the good old days. When all you had to do was get dropped into a featureless room and cause as much chaos as possible until you made a name for yourself and a strange wooden puppet ran everything behind the scenes. These days you had to deal with 'rules' and 'realism' and some guy from Kentucky running things behind the scenes. Things just weren't the same. He sighs and continues looking through the books.

STATUS

Xantalos is disappointed - Right leg from knee down is converted into a peg-leg, right hand hurts, has duct tape, temporarily deaf
Yoink is in a food-induced coma - multiple bruises, compound fracture breaking skin in right forearm, full, unconscious
Persus is lying on the green - Broken left wrist
GL isn't going to take this shit anymore - Has a DBSO shotgun
Derm is lost in glory days, Bruce Springsteen style
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T11: I Got A Shotgun
« Reply #164 on: October 30, 2013, 12:37:07 pm »

Find more keytars and some wire.
Duct tape the keytars together and make a system of wires that lets me play all the keytars at once.
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