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[Nunzillor]

((Based on my luck, all he would have to do is watch while the thief kills himself through sheer incompetence.

Also, I'm liking this too  )

[Xantalos]

Go drag the boombox over to the convenience store.
Use boombox to make clerk dance/vibrate him to dust.
Then drink all the milk. Milk = calcium. Calcium = bones. Bones = good.

[mastahcheese]

Free my leg by punching the pipe the rest of the way through my foot, and down the drain.
Then look for a way out.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Free my leg by punching the pipe the rest of the way through my foot, and down the drain.
Then look for a way out.

Oh yeah, I mean, if a massive rusted iron bar is shoved in your foot, might as well go for the next 100 yards on that why don't you?

[SeriousConcentrate]

TURN 5

Cheese (6) punches the pipe all the way down into the drain... taking his foot with it. Now hopping around on one leg, he finds a few stairs up to a door and opens it. Huh. Looks like mall cops are after somebody.

Nunzillor (3) drags himself the rest of the way in, inflicting more wounds on himself. He's feeling pretty bad, actually, and bleeding everywhere.

Xan (3) puts his hand near the boombox. The TURBO BASS vibrates his hand painfully, but he manages to grab it. If he holds on to it for too long, though, he'll likely lose that arm like he lost his leg. (5) Xan hurls the boombox into the store - this is a Minute Mart after all; he just happens to be in the gas pumps area. It hits the clerk in the head and vibrates his skull to pieces. In fact, the entire place is jumping to the amped sounds of a DJ announcing the best of the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, and today, before playing I Saw The Sign. (4) Xan drags himself in despite his injuries and crawls over to the milk aisle, where he begins eating the milk. Yes, eating it, because he went for the powdered milk instead of the usual drinkable kind like a sensible person who does not TURBO BASS Disco Duck.

Yoink pleads his case! (4) The mall cops aren't angry, but they're still going to do their job. And with that, he's off like Paul Revere. Which means incomprehensibly yelling directions in an attempt to confuse his pursuers if AC3 is to be believed. (3) This only serves to let the mall cops know where he is and they proceed to beat him with truncheons for a few minutes before they get exhausted and have to find a place to sit down. So many bruises.

E/D (3) cannot turn the arm into meat! He has no sharp implements to do so with. (3) In his attempt to crawl out of the dumpster he overturns it and cracks his head on the pavement. Plus now garbage juice is all over him as well. This may be the worst day of his life. He crawls out of the heap.

STATUS

Cheese is hobbling into the mall - Missing left foot, concussion
Nunzillor is DBNO - Missing left arm, multiple deep cuts across torso
Xan is getting this milk party started all up in the local Minute Mart - Right leg from the knee down is boneless, right arm hurts
Yoink is still in the mall although he might regret not escaping - Multiple bruises across ribs
E/D is stinking worse than the zombies - Larynx destroyed, nauseated

[Xantalos]

RAGRAGBFLARG I NEED BONESSSSSSSS

Find a sharp implement and transplant the clerk's leg bones into my leg.
Retroactively become a surgeon hopefully.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

" ... ,,.,,. . .,..,,.,.,...!" oh god, this is disgusting! Why the hell did I do this oh god!
take out the none and sharpen it to a point, no poking myself to test how sharp it is!
Edit: hey xantalos, the rules are only the GM has the power to minipulate the universe, but once the GM has manipulated it, it stays changed, what I'm getting at is that you can't change reality to become a surgeon and transplant his leg onto yours, ip but if the GM changes it so its possible to do that then you can go wild.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I have to admit, I may have too much fun writing this. XD I was just waiting for mastahcheese to post so I could jump on that turn.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

(It's fine, the reason you are enjoying this may be because you don't have to mess stuff around to keep people alive, all you have to do is roll it and go wild with the outcome, unlike the more complex ones which try to keep you alive and all that.)

[Xantalos]

My actions will hopefully facilitate additional fun. 

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I enjoyed the moment when mastha punched the pole into the ground bringing his leg with it

[mastahcheese]

I have to admit, I may have too much fun writing this. XD I was just waiting for mastahcheese to post so I could jump on that turn.

I'm Sorry!
Find some bandages so I don't bleed to death, then apply to lack of foot.

[SeriousConcentrate]

(It's fine, the reason you are enjoying this may be because you don't have to mess stuff around to keep people alive, all you have to do is roll it and go wild with the outcome, unlike the more complex ones which try to keep you alive and all that.)

Probably so, E/D. ^^^ Speaking of, I really will have to kill someone on the next 1 I roll. Five turns without a death in a 50-turn-limit game is quite a long while. Hmm. Maybe I'll extend it. We'll see how I feel when I get up around T45 or so.

I have to admit, I may have too much fun writing this. XD I was just waiting for mastahcheese to post so I could jump on that turn.

I'm Sorry!

Nah, it's all good man. ^^^ I just meant it as eagerly anticipating getting to write it. You're fine.

[mastahcheese]

I could start actively trying to kill people/myself.

I'm already pretty haphazard with life-threating situations.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Hey, go nuts. I actively encourage you to attempt whatever your heart desires.>:3