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[mastahcheese]

...Now I'm wondering if all five of you are going to end up slapping hands away from the dial and trying to get it to play what you want. XD It's a great mental image.

And the sad part is we're pretty much all amputees of otherwise disabled at this point.
Fighting over a boombox.

[SeriousConcentrate]

I'm sort of amazed at how fast and how hard this went completely insane. I think Yoink is the only person who is still whole, so I guess he has an advantage in the slap fight. That or I have some work to do. XD

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I know, in fact...
TURN CHANGE
GET TO THAT BOOMBOX AND PLAY http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQH2-TGUlwu4

[mastahcheese]

I'm sort of amazed at how fast and how hard this went completely insane. I think Yoink is the only person who is completely intact. XD

My last game ended after only the third turn because someone turned the floor to lava.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I'm glad to have been one of only two people who survived

[Yoink]

>Skip away while those mall cop bullies are catching their breath. Perhaps mock their lack of fitness in a parting shot!

>Then go look for a vegetarian food place elsewhere in the mall- preferably one with more seating and safer condiments!

[Nunzillor]

Hmm.  I feel awful.  How can I use my singular talents to turn this to my advantage? 

Yell for help.  If help arrives, steal their life force and relocate it into my body (not by severing anything this time, hopefully).  If help does not arrive, steal life force from any nearby tenants.

[SeriousConcentrate]

TURN 6

Cheese tells his foot to man up and grow a pair. (5) This doesn't have any effect. but he feels better about punching his own foot off, so yay for morale bonuses. (6) He then sprint-hobbles over to a mall cop and punches him so fast that his fist sets itself on fire from the sheer friction against the air. Of course, this kills the mall cop instantly, and since the human body isn't meant for this kind of speed he burns the skin and muscle from his hand, leaving it with patchy, cauterized flesh clinging to bone. Still totally worth it, probably. Kinda hard to control that hand without muscles to move the bones though.

Nunzillor yells for help. (4) No one comes. Come to think of it, they're all probably the zombies outside. There is, however, a goldfish left unattended in a nearby bowl. (3) His attempt to absorb its life force mainly involves catching it and swallowing it whole and choking on it and coughing it back out and glaring at it. The goldfish immediately hides in the pirate boat at the bottom of the bowl.

Xantalos (5) takes the clerk's boxcutter and extracts all the bones in the lower leg of the clerk, then opens his own leg and dumps what's left of his own out before shoving the new ones into place. (3) ...Yeah, it's not that simple. His leg has form, but it still doesn't have function. He'd probably be better off just amputating and finding or making a peg leg. Also, he's not a surgeon, just a guy good at cutting things. What this says about him is best left to the viewer's discretion.

Yoink (6) skips away, spreading flowers and butterflies and sunshine and happiness as he does so. Some not overly kind words are hurled at him from spectators. (4) Unfortunately all the other food stalls are closed for the night. In fact, the mall itself will be closing soon. ...Also, some guy with one foot just roflstomped one of the mall cops.

E/D heads into the gas station and ignores the guy pouring powdered milk onto a deep wound in his leg to try to heal it. (3) He attempts to reach the boom box, but the TURBO BASS drops the bomb at a critical moment and launches him back out through one of the many windows at the front of the store and now there's blood everywhere and at least he didn't lose anything. Ow.

STATUS

Cheese is failing to contain himself - Missing left foot, skeletal right hand
Nunzillor is mad at a fish - Missing left arm, multiple deep wounds, sour
Xantalos is being a weirdo - Right leg from knee down is useless, right hand hurts, has a boxcutter and powdered milk
Yoink is all ♪lalala♫ - multiple bruises, so happy!
E/D is lying in a parking lot covered in broken glass - Destroyed larynx, multiple lacerations

[Nunzillor]

((My character is such a failure...))

Success!  I can already feel the goldfish's life energy boosting my own!  It feels a lot like pain, actually.

Now that I'm feeling better, find a pillowcase or other suitable vessel for stolen items.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

( I can just imagine that, it going du du du du duuuuuuu BOOM BADDABADDABADDA BOOM)
"...,..,,..,, ..,..,,.,. .,.,,...... .,..,,.,,..."
get to a music store, lets see how dropping the bass goes against beethoven's third no... FIFTH'S symphony!


on the piano!
(I'm going on a idea that if the laws of reality were changed to accommodate boombox disintegrating people, then all other musical instruments will be able to!)

[Xantalos]

Go search for an appropriate peg leg.

[Yoink]

"...Whoah. Time to go."

>Stop staring and leave the mall. Quickly.

[mastahcheese]

"...Whoah. Time to go."

>Stop staring and leave the mall. Quickly.

"_Whe^{re do you think} you're _going?"
Persue, observe his two functioning feet and hands, be jealous.

[SeriousConcentrate]

TURN 7

Cheese pursues Yoink (2) but can't keep up in his injured state and, with his balance compromised, ends up tumbling into a table and crashing through it. (2) Soy sauce gets everywhere, and some lands in his eyes and blinds him! He can't observe Yoink's appendages to be jealous of!

Nunzillor (5) finds an old-style sack of flour and dumps the useless white powder out of the window - making sure to open it first so he doesn't shred it on the broken glass. Now that he has a loot sack, he loots the place! Anything useful? (3) Just some stuff to fence. Nothing that was intended to be used offensively, defensively, or in generally useful ways. He could still sell the crap though.

Xan (4) comes to the brilliant conclusion that if he just splints the leg, then he can use THAT as a peg-leg! So he grabs a whole bunch of duct tape and some stiff items and fashions himself a splint. He's still got a gaping wound in his shin from where he opened it, but at least he can kinda/sorta stand on it.

Yoink (2) is trying to retreat from Cheese when he encounters a puddle of soy sauce at the top of a set of stairs! He slips, falls down them, and lands in a red-tinged liquid substance on a concrete floor. And he broke his arm on the stairs.

E/D (3) can't find a music store anywhere on the block. He does find an open manhole with his feet, though. CRASH. So now he's forced to crawl along like a zombie, too. He might as well just get his brain munched and complete the transformation.

STATUS

Cheese is lying in the food court - Missing left foot, skeletal right hand, temporarily blinded
Nunzillor is el bandito - Missing left arm, multiple deep wounds, has a bag o' lootz
Xantalos is Peg-Leg Pete - Right leg from knee down is converted into a peg-leg, right hand hurts, has a boxcutter and powdered milk
Yoink is lamenting previous life decisions - multiple bruises, compound fracture breaking skin in right forearm
E/D is lying at the bottom of a ladder in the sewers - Destroyed larynx, multiple lacerations, broken ankles

[Xantalos]

Go find some thick gloves and duct tape.