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[Yoink]

"Hmnnrrrrgh."

>Sit up. Clutch stomach.

>Search for a drinking fountain and, well, drink some water.
If I can't find one, or if that doesn't help and still feel like I'm dying, go ask the girl I got this stuff from if she could maybe please call me an ambulance? Try not to seem like a whiny loser, though.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Honestly, I'm enjoying our way of playing, a constant stream of f*** you's solely directed at us, I quite enjoy it because this playing style really complements the games randomness

[mastahcheese]

Stand up again, don't die.

[SeriousConcentrate]

TURN 4

Cheese attempts to stand once more, and because I'm feeling generous to the poor concussed guy I'm going to let him try to find tools in the same roll. (6) He stands up, finds the tools, replaces the pipe, throws the broke one down in a touch-down, and stands around feeling proud. This is before he realizes that in his concussed state, he threw the pipe through his foot and has somehow wedged it into the drain.

Nunzillor (6) tears off his shirt and turns it into bandages so expertly applied that they completely stop the bleeding within seconds. Unfortunately he then chooses to pat himself on the back about it and knocks himself halfway through the broken window. His bare torso is now covered in lacerations, but at least he's inside where it might be marginally safer. And leaving all kinds of DNA evidence on the carpet.

Xantalos (6) turns on the turbo bass without extracting his foot first! The sheer vibrations from the boombox destroy his leg up to the knee, vibrating the bones into powder whether or not this is even possible. Also the policemen are now literally tangoing with the zombies. What the hell have you done, Xan?

Yoink (6) crawls over to the fountain and pukes his guts out. Not literally, for once. With the bad food out of his system he feels a slight bit better, but now there's mall security after him for being disgusting. Worse yet, he drove off the girl who was running the sushi stall and probably ruined any chance he ever would have had with her. But at least he doesn't want to die now, right?

E/D (4) doesn't find any weapons other than the left arm that was already established to be there and a few rancid, decade-past-the-expiration-date bottles of soy sauce. He gathers them up. If nothing else, he can always do a fake arm gag with the left arm he just found. It might just be surprising enough to save his lift for a few seconds.

STATUS

Cheese has the basement staked out - Pinned to a drain by broken pipe through left foot, concussion
Nunzillor is taking a break from being a doctor - Missing left arm, multiple cuts across torso
Xan is doing the worm. Or maybe it's just his right leg that's doing that. - Right leg from the knee down is boneless
Yoink is worshipping the marble God as opposed to the porcelain one.
E/D is readying a disgusting arsenal. - Larynx destroyed

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

(I love you and your rolls)
"... ..... ..... ...... ,,.,,.,,... .... ..,. ..,. ..." i believe I can make this work, sort of
put the meat into the soy sauce capsules and use them as small distractions for the zombies and policemen, run for my life while looking for a weapon

[SeriousConcentrate]

Glad you're enjoying the game. ^^^ It's kind of fun to run something that isn't complicated like... everything I tried to do previously.

[Nunzillor]

Hah!  Yet again I showcase my prowess as both an expert doctor and master thief.  Truly a wonderful day.

Look for a pillowcase or large bag to stow valuables in.
Have all of my body enter the apartment through the window I am stuck in.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

(Speaking of which, are we operating on a rule of cool here or can realality be casually bent depending on the rolls?)

[SeriousConcentrate]

Narrative dissonance. The players are limited to reality, but I am not. :3 So you can try to do something within the realm of possibility, and then based on the roll I do whatever I think is interesting/funny/cool/just plain random... like Xan vibrating his leg apart, or there suddenly being zombies. Of course, once I introduce an element, it can then be interacted with in a normal manner. For example, if Xan could find a safe way to carry the boombox, he could reasonably expect to use it to vibrate other people or objects apart.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

(Ahh I get it, so the laws of physics are bent to your whim, but then they will stay bent, metaphorically speaking.

He could also hypnotise people into dancing with that boom box on reflection.)

[SeriousConcentrate]

Hmm, that's true, too. I hadn't thought about that. Although to be perfectly clear I'm using 'tango' as a lighter view of events, considering what happens at that point in the song Xan linked. >.>

[Yoink]

"Hey! Hey, guys, c'mon-- I ate something that didn't agree with me! You can't go kicking me out for that, surely."

>Attempt to plead my case whilst backing quickly away.

>If these guys won't listen to reason, try and escape the food court before they can get all hands-on. Eesh.


((I shall chime in to say I am also enjoying this quite a bit. ))

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

(I can just imagine the exchange against a robber and him carrying a boombox,)
"Hey punk, gimme your money!"
At which point he swings around, sets it on volume full, and turns the guy into ground beef

[SeriousConcentrate]

Unless he rolls a 1 and turns himself into ground beef. :3

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

(I was about to say that, just came to mind.)