I'm going to be working second shift. :3 A hearty mix of nervous and excited, I can tell you. But enough of the blog! Turn time.
TURN 22
Yoink heads inside and looks in his fridge. (4. Hmm. For a change of pace, a d100 to see how stocked it is. 5%) It is almost completely empty. There's a carton of milk and a few lonely pieces of wheat bread in a Tupperware container. Welp.
Persus decides to wait and observe the situation. (2) He's unlucky enough that the roc drops him, but his roll is JUST high enough - and his injuries aren't already bad enough - that the fall is not immediately fatal. Nevertheless, he did crash through a skylight and through a conference table, so he's not exactly in the best shape now either. The executives at the meeting are alarmed.
GL decides to find a new sidekick, because back-up is a very important thing to have. (2) He finds a sidekick. A perfectly executed sidekick directly to his breadbasket that knocks him on his ass and drives the wind out of him. When the hell did the zombies learn kung fu...? Oh. It's Zombie Bruce Lee.
Derm tries the song of healing, because that's a really good idea in his situation. (5) And it works! "It's a miracle!" some random bystander says as Derm gets out of the wreckage completely unharmed. The titanic demon is less impressed and already raising a fist to squash the wizard like a bug...
Lenglon picks herself up and flees! (3) Obviously the safest place to hide is behind the demon, right? Right?
STATUS
Yoink is sadly regarding his refrigerator - multiple broken bones, compound fracture breaking skin in right forearm - bleeding again, wrapped in toilet paper, well dressed, has some weird damn portmanteau of the Resident Evil 1 and Eternal Darkness status screens, has a slingshot he can't use due to broken arm
Persus is livening up yet another boring conference - Left arm from elbow down is mechanical and has ridiculous grip strength, bruised spine, bruised legs
GL is doing a pretty good Shockmaster impersonation - Has a DBSO shotgun and ammo to spare, dislocated jaw, doublejointed, winded, bruised ribs
Derm is a long white beard away from being The Immortal - Can use song titles to try and do things, sounds like Vincent Price
Lenglon is cowering in the demon's shadow - Can create and control fire, bruises along shoulders, bruises along side, raw bloody skin on left cheek where she slid across the ruined concrete