TURN 3
Cheese looks around for tools to fix the pipe. (2) His foot slips in the water and he plunges forward, cracking his head on the concrete floor and coming this close to being knocked unconscious. This probably explains why he woke up on the floor in the first place.
Nunzillor requires two successive rolls. This will go well. (5) The apartment he's looking in seems to be fairly well off. There are a few unattended and expensive items lying about that might be easy to fence that he can see from his position - an MP3 player, a [generic gaming system] with about 10 [generic games], what looks to be an antique clock on the wall, that sort of thing. (1) The thought crosses his mind that if he just got rid of his left arm, he wouldn't have to worry about it being dislocated. So he punches through the window, cuts it off via broken glass, and drops it in the alley. Wow. That's a lot of blood.
Xantalos (2) tries to turn up the bass, but as it turns out the boombox is too heavy to hold with only one hand and when he moves from supporting it, it falls off of his shoulder and crushes his foot. Was that a crunching sound?
Yoink (4) takes a gamble on the soy sauce and puts it on the sushi. He then eats it. The soy sauce fails to add any flavor and he is left with just slightly soggy sushi-flavored sushi rolls. At least he didn't get something from ingesting expired food products. (2) Or maybe he did. Stomach cramps! Yoink is doubled up on the floor and thus cannot people-watch!
E/D (1) runs out towards the cops and gets shot in the throat for looking like a zombie. He's not going to be doing any explaining anything now. (4) Bleeding profusely but miraculously not suffering a spinal injury, E/D retreats to the dumpster and throws himself in so he doesn't get shot a second time. There's a fresh left arm in the dumpster. How about that.
STATUS
Cheese is concussed on the floor - Concussion
Nunzillor is being a thief - Missing left arm
Xantalos is cussing at the gas station - All toes on right foot broken
Yoink is writhing in the food court - Stomach cramps
E/D threw himself in the trash - Larynx destroyed
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Topic: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T24: Derm Occurred (Read 22466 times)