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Author Topic: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T24: Derm Occurred  (Read 22482 times)

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T13: Come Get Some? (Lenglon is IN)
« Reply #210 on: November 03, 2013, 11:49:27 pm »

(It's uh... have you ever seen Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Well, one episode the Mooninites get ahold of a belt that has all the power of hair band Foreigner and can basically cause things to happen to people based on their song titles, like blurring Frylock's vision with Double Vision and so on. It's like that for Derm. He says Thriller, and then I try to decide what six outcomes could happen based on the title of the song.)
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T13: Come Get Some? (Lenglon is IN)
« Reply #211 on: November 03, 2013, 11:50:29 pm »

(YOU CAN BEND REALITY FROM WHAT YOU SING NOW?! The possibilities from this revelation, I mean honestly!
I would sing that another one BITES the dust for instant kills.

Also, Derm, remember the singer [michal jackson] also turns into a zombie, so... You know.)
FTFY
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T13: Come Get Some? (Lenglon is IN)
« Reply #212 on: November 04, 2013, 12:23:29 am »

I. Am. Fucking. Awesome.

Go save some impressionable youngsters to make into zombie-hunting apprentices.

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T13: Come Get Some? (Lenglon is IN)
« Reply #213 on: November 04, 2013, 01:07:46 am »

(YOU CAN BEND REALITY FROM WHAT YOU SING NOW?! The possibilities from this revelation, I mean honestly!
I would sing that another one BITES the dust for instant kills.

Also, Derm, remember the singer [michal jackson] also turns into a zombie, so... You know.)
FTFY
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T13: Come Get Some? (Lenglon is IN)
« Reply #214 on: November 04, 2013, 03:22:22 am »

"Owww... Shit."

>Clutch my head, look around and try to figure out the time. Specifically: is it time for breakfast, yet? Also, should probably check just where I am, and if the mall's open yet.

>If the mall isn't open yet, go lock myself in a bathroom stall until opening time. I'd rather not piss off security again...
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T13: Come Get Some? (Lenglon is IN)
« Reply #215 on: November 04, 2013, 03:29:41 am »

Continue researching the origins and history of elemental magic. wait and see if I'm really smelling smoke or if someone just has really bad body odor.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T13: Come Get Some? (Lenglon is IN)
« Reply #216 on: November 04, 2013, 07:54:03 am »

Look for a nearby pharmacy while humming Staying Alive.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T13: Come Get Some? (Lenglon is IN)
« Reply #217 on: November 04, 2013, 11:56:29 pm »

TURN 14

Yoink checks the time. It is about 11:00 PM, give or take a few minutes. He's still in the food court of the mall, and it's semi-open. Some stores are open 24/7 and thus the whole complex is, but most of it is shut down for the night. (4, and another automatic 4 for the next part) Yoink can't lock himself in a bathroom. There are no locks. Also, he's locked into the same time frame as the other players and does not get the wholly unfair advantage of being able to pass several hours/turns in relative safety.

Persus looks around for a nearby pharmacy while humming to himself, not realizing that he didn't read the same book Derm did and therefore does not have the same powers. (4) Well. No pharmacies in the two or three blocks he can see from here, but at least he has enough personal awareness to keep from getting further bit while looking around. There were a lot of gunshots off somewhere nearby a minute ago, though. Could be trouble.

GL looks for people to save. (4) There's a guy missing half his left arm a block away, avoiding zombies. GL could probably save him, if he wanted to.

Derm attempts to call on all the powers of the Thriller. (4) Well, now he has Vincent Price's voice and can dance like a zombie. At least he can probably impress someone with a sweet monologue about how the night's going.

Lenglon has figured out what's up and tabs over to Wikipedia, hoping to roll a 6. (1) The flames from Derm's earlier fire have spread over to the computer section of the library and melt the computers as she's using one. Oh, and she's also on fire.

STATUS

Yoink is hiding in the stall - multiple broken bones, compound fracture breaking skin in right forearm, full
Persus is still looking for medical attention  - Left arm from elbow down eaten by zombies
GL is getting ready to take this town back - Has a DBSO shotgun and ammo to spare
Derm is laughing like Bryan Fury - Can use song titles to try and do things, sounds like Vincent Price
Lenglon is burning at the computer - On fire
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T14: Mostly 4
« Reply #218 on: November 05, 2013, 04:57:37 am »

Nah, he'll just slow me down. Find impressionable youngsters!

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T14: Mostly 4
« Reply #219 on: November 05, 2013, 06:44:25 am »

Me being on fire is only an afterthought? I must be manifesting a fire-based superpower! check if the fire actually burns me. if it does, then hop away from the flames and roll across the floor towards the nearest not-on-fire emergency exit, hopefully putting out the fire on me in the process. if it doesn't actually burn me, then giggle ecstatically before going for the emergency exit anyway - I don't want the building to collapse on top of me.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T14: Mostly 4
« Reply #220 on: November 05, 2013, 06:51:41 am »

(Hm. I just realised that the guy I saw is Persus. Too bad I'm still not going to save him; he'd just turn into a zombie later.)

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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T14: Mostly 4
« Reply #221 on: November 05, 2013, 09:18:30 am »

(The fact that I'm second on the player list is amazing. Also, is Yoink the only starting player left alive?)

Look for any store selling medical equipment or tape and cloth.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T14: Mostly 4
« Reply #222 on: November 05, 2013, 09:47:17 am »

Surprisingly, yes. He still has a 1-in-6 chance of outright dying any time now though, what with the multitude of injuries he has.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T14: Mostly 4
« Reply #223 on: November 05, 2013, 10:37:04 pm »

((Gah! I was sure I'd posted... Sorry guys.))



> Close the stall door as best as I am able, take a seat on the toilet lid (with my pants up, of course- oh, and cover it with TP if it's too filthy) and begin bandaging my boo-boos with toilet paper.
"C'mon, please be double ply..."

>If I hear/see anyone come into the bathroom, block the stall door with my feet and make horrible fart noises to dissuade anyone from trying to open it.
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Re: SerCon's Roll to Fail - T14: Mostly 4
« Reply #224 on: November 05, 2013, 10:39:06 pm »

No worries, we still need Derm too.
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