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[IronyOwl]

Turn 0: A Ferret, Two Dragons, And An Angel Walk Into A Bar


A new day dawns, and with it, a new battle. Even now, warriors rush to engage each other, while fresh heroes ponder their part in all this.


Auction
Recognizing that if anybody makes it at all they'll be poor, the Bakerlings nonetheless decide to put a +1 Dragon's Claw up for auction. It would be a suitable crafting material, but may be too small to form a useful item on its own. They don't know what kind of dragon it came from, but it's black, curved, and around five inches long. More importantly, they've noticed there's two separate dragon-ish heroes, and are hoping that gives it extra value or meaning.

The auction will end and a new one will be declared on Turn 5.


Trading Post
All is silent. No offers yet stand, though a victory by one side or the other in the Plains might motivate someone.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

-PLAINS-

Murmur Army M3
2/2 HP Murmur Infantry x3 [L2][+1]
3 Att
Reinforce: 2

Guard Army G3
2/2 HP Slag Infantry x3 [L2][+1]
3 Att
Reinforce: 2


Murmur Reinforcements
2/2 HP Murmur Infantry x3 [L2][+1]

Guard Reinforcements
2/2 HP Slag Infantry x3 [L2][+1]


-MURMUR BASE-
Shinja Havoc [0/10 XP] (Errol)
2/2 HP
0 Att

Gardenia [0/10 XP] (scapheap)
2/2 HP
0 Att

Dokiryn the Abjurer [0/10 XP] (Nirur)
2/2 HP
0 Att


-GUARD BASE-
Nepthym Heliopsis [0/10 XP] (Dwarmin)
2/2 HP
0 Att

Throokor Siponai [0/10 XP] (Dumbo)
2/2 HP
0 Att

Kaybull [0/10 XP] (GWG)
2/2 HP
0 Att


-Auction House-
[Turn 5] +1 Dragon's Claw [Crafting Material]

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I'm bored."

Head for Murmur Base. Fight and kill someone. Take their loot. Have fun.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Yu have 0 attack GWG
But anywaygo with GWG, strength in numbers right? Bring along an army if that's possible

[Nirur Torir]

Get Shinja Havoc drunk and steal his claws

Go to the plains. There's a battle to watch!

Yu have 0 attack GWG

((We are the best sort of heroes.))

Edit: Action changed.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

That's why I want to bring an army, literrally

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh. I thought Attack added to damage, not that it was damage. This means that duels would be really pathetic.

Is there some way to be able to hurt people without leveling up first?

[Nirur Torir]

We can get items from searching for events. There should be a chance of weapons.

[IronyOwl]

Get Shinja Havoc drunk and steal his claws

Go to the plains. There's a battle to watch!

Yu have 0 attack GWG

((We are the best sort of heroes.))

I should create a spinoff version detailing a war between cutebolds and chubby penguinfolk. HP and healing is easy to get, damage is really hard.

The war ends when both sides pass out from eating too much honey.

Oh. I thought Attack added to damage, not that it was damage. This means that duels would be really pathetic.

Is there some way to be able to hurt people without leveling up first?

Items can add to your Att score, and/or grant pointy special abilities.

Ninja'd.

[GreatWyrmGold]

We can get items from searching for events. There should be a chance of weapons.

Alright then.

Search for events.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Uh huh, there's a auction for a 1 dam dragon claw up for sale, it's on auction
follow GWG

[GreatWyrmGold]

Don't we need money or something to bid?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

If none else auctions, we could buy it for a copper or something

[IronyOwl]

Uh huh, there's a auction for a 1 dam dragon claw up for sale, it's on auction

Crafting material, not weapon. The +1 means it's suitable for making +1 level items, like a +1 Att sword or a +2 HP helm, not that it's useable as a +1 Att weapon all on its own. It's also probably too small to make such an item without additional materials, and crafting usually requires either a crafting quest or specialized structures.

And yes, it requires money in any case. Bartering might work sometimes, but generally only based on how much they think the bid can be sold to someone else for.

If none else auctions, we could buy it for a copper or something

First you'd have to find a copper. >:3


Oh, and please strikeout your old actions when you make new ones.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

True, so GWG, lets just bring an army somewhere and then look out for events, that way we are prepared, but at the same time, it is the only army there, sooooo

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Uh huh, there's a auction for a 1 dam dragon claw up for sale, it's on auction

Crafting material, not weapon. The +1 means it's suitable for making +1 level items, like a +1 Att sword or a +2 HP helm, not that it's useable as a +1 Att weapon all on its own. It's also probably too small to make such an item without additional materials, and crafting usually requires either a crafting quest or specialized structures.

And yes, it requires money in any case. Bartering might work sometimes, but generally only based on how much they think the bid can be sold to someone else for.

If none else auctions, we could buy it for a copper or something

First you'd have to find a copper.

Speaking of, can we threaten people like them to give us stuff?
We should at least start of with some stuff, I mean really!
Ooh! Ooh! Can we take over other areas to get upkeep from the other separate buildings?
Editedit: the problem is, I can't see how we can get many weapons from the "wandering and the poor"
Editeditedit: we could farm experience from the armies going to the front lines, we could hang back in the battle, get xp and be a little bit less pathetic than two slap fighting puppies