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Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be OK

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Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment

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Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate

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Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the authorities

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Voting closed: October 31, 2013, 11:14:32 pm

[CubeJackal]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWfTiYwRB0

;_;7

[Harry Baldman]

Parry!

[Ozarck]

Parry. Handsomely.

[Tavik Toth]

PARRY.

[tomio175]

AXE SHOW BERRY SMILES MEANING OF TRUE BEAUTY

[mastahcheese]

Kill luke

[Nerjin]

Waiting for:

Rolepgeek of Side A
Urist McDwarf of Side B

[Rolepgeek]

Give Stabbings to the one known as Alex Shater.

[HmH]

Urist Mc Dwarf: Parry.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Urist Mc Dwarf: Parry.

That's what I'll do.

[Nerjin]

Oh hey, look at that, I seem to not have gotten the memo that you posted yesterday. I'll have to do the update when I get off work I'm afraid. Until then suffice to say that the odds might not be as bad as one would think. All that I have to do is actually write up the update.

[Nerjin]

The battles throes began to wane as hero and commoner alike felled eachother with decreased rapidity. The end of the battle and the revolution was coming closer and closer with each passing moment.

“Who in town but only she is near as beautiful as me.” The Handsome Stranger sung softly to himself as Eltonius and Luke II tried to defeat him.

“Why won’t you die!”

“Hm? Oh we’re not sparring? Sorry plebians, I thought you just wanted to enjoy a small dance with yours truly.”

“You… You’re serious?” Eltonius asked in surprise.

“Of course, I am the Handsomest Man the world has ever seen. Of course my fighting skills would be just as astounding. But if you wish we can do this for real I suppose.”

With that both Eltonius and Luke II charged the man who, if not for his obvious Handsomeness, would be all boasts.

Unfortunately for them he was nothing if not humble. Both his looks and his fighting skills were, somehow, leagues above what he claimed to possess. In the brief second it took them to attack him he had stepped aside from their blows and retaliated with his club. Eltonius fell dead while Luke II managed to stumble away holding what was left of his face.

“AUGH! OUH GUAAAHH!” Luke II shouted in pain before being felled by a hatchet to the throat.

“Thank you my good looking friend.” The Handsome Stranger thanked Cromwell Jackson.

“No need to thank me sir. He was annoying…”

“I apologize for this my friend.” Berry Smiles the Wraith said as she continued swinging her Halberd at Brewmaster Yoohoo. The Man seemed rather bored with her attempts though.

“You cannot defeat me wraith.”

“Oh? I have defeated many mortals. What would make you so different?”

“Because,” Brewmaster Yoohoo said as he kicked Berry Smiles into the waiting axe of Axe “I’m far too familiar with spirits.”

“What?” Was the last thing Berry Smiles the Wraith said before her ghostly head was removed from the apparitions body.

“Axe beat death every time.” Axe said as he watched the body fade from existence.

“Die traitor!” Raalup the Great One shouted as he began attacking Alex Shater who did his best to parry the blow but failed to do much other than knock aside Raalup’s weapon.

“I did what I had to! We’ve been exploiting them for far too long!”

“You just switched because you figured they’d pay!” Tavik Toth shouted as he rushed forward to help Raalup. However he was stopped by a powerful swing from Alex Shater.

“My reasons are my own! I will answer only to the Great Creator!”
 

Spoiler: Team A (click to show/hide)

Name: Sir Hansen
Class: Warrior [7-10 HP as opposed to 4-7
Health: 5/7
Weapon: Long Sword [1d6]
Shield: Tower Shield [+3 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Full Plate [-3 DAM received, -1 to DEFEND rolls]

Name: Raalup the Great One
Class: Inquisitor [+1 to DAM with Two Handed weapons]
Health: 2/6
Weapon: Halberd [1d6+1] [Ignores HEAVY armor]
Shield: None
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received, -3 to DAM received via Swords]

Name: Brewmaster Yoohoo
Class: Commander [Has access to Commands, Heavy armor only]
Health: 2/6
Weapon: Short Sword [1d4] [+1 to Parry Rolls]
Shield: Small Shield [+2 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Full Plate [-3 to DAM received] [-1 to DEFEND rolls]

Name: Axe the Zombified Unyielding Axe-Weilder
Class: Barbarian [+1 to DAM with Axes]
Health: 5
Weapon: Battle Axe [2d4+2]
Shield: None
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received] [-3 to DAM received via Swords]

Spoiler: Team B (click to show/hide)

Name: Handsome Stranger
Class: Warrior
Health: 7/9
Weapon: Club [1d4-1]
Shield: Tower Shield [+3 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Cloth [+1 to DEFEND rolls]

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Class: Warrior [7-10 Health rather than 4-7]
Health: 10
Weapon: Hatchet [1d4+1]
Shield: Buckler [+1 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Chainmail [-2 DAM received] [-3 DAM received via Swords]

Name: Alex Shater
Class: Warrior [7-10 health]
Health: 3/9
Weapon: Morning Star [1d8-1] [Ignores non-HEAVY armor]
Shield: None
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received, -3 DAM received from swords]

Spoiler:  The Graveyard 18/15 (click to show/hide)

R.I.P. Sam of B; killed by a Morning Star to the Face
R.I.P. Elton of A; killed by two hatchets to the arms.
R.I.P. Jenny Longhorn of B; killed by a Enchanted Dagger to the eye.
R.I.P. Knight Matis of A; killed by a true Morning Star.
R.I.P. Ms. Pretty Obvious of B; killed during a tragic beautification incident.
R.I.P. Roliep of A; knocked into the waiting, jagged arms of Death.
R.I.P. James of B; fighting until the end, he lost his temper and then his head.
R.I.P. Leon of B; His broken ribs did little to stop the short sword.
R.I.P. Luke of A; His will was strong but no man survives a punctured throat.
R.I.P. Henry of the Holes of A; His defense slipped for but a moment, now he’s gone forever.
R.I.P. Axe the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie of A; He died as he lived, by the Axe
R.I.P. Fane Ravien of B; She was a noble woman who deserved better than she got in life.
R.I.P. Axe the Undead Pre-Zombified Axe Weilder of A; His undead body went to meet a Morning Star.
R.I.P. Lachlan DeGroot of B; Even the fabled Weapon Trinity could not defend him.
R.I.P. Klaus of B; He killed Axe, Axe killed him. Seemed a fair trade.
R.I.P. Berry Smiles the Wraith of B; She was gone and gone again.
R.I.P. Eltonius of A; A creator and victim of war.
R.I.P. Luke II of A; He followed in his father’s foot-steps

Spoiler: The Rolls and Actions (click to show/hide)

SIDE A

Parry
+1 to Counter Rolls

Attack: Alex Shater
2:2
Failure!
 

Parry

Attack: Berry Smiles
6:4 = Success!
4 + 4 + 2 – 2 = 8 DAM dealt!
Berry Smiles the Wraith is dead!

Attack: Handsome Stranger
2:5 = Parried!
4 – 1 -0 = 3 DAM taken!
Eltonius is Dead!

Attack: Handsome Stranger
2:3 = Parried!
2 – 1 – 0 = 1 DAM taken!

SIDE B

Parry
 

Attack: Brewmaster Yoohoo
2:3 = Parried!
1 – 3 = <0 DAM Dealt = No Damage Dealt

Attack: Luke II
6:5 = Success!
3 + 1 – 0 = 4 DAM dealt!
Luke II dies!
 

Parry!

[Haspen]

Your spoilers got messy v;

[Nerjin]

Your spoilers got messy v;

I think I fixed it.

[Ozarck]

Eighteen in the graveyard. Nine from each side.