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Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be OK

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Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment

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Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate

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Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the authorities

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Voting closed: October 31, 2013, 11:14:32 pm

[scapheap]

Keep poke Hansen till jam come out.

[Tavik Toth]

PARRY

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

DESTROY AXE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mastahcheese]

Behead Eltonius!

[HmH]

Attack Axe.

[Harry Baldman]

"Akh, I'm all stabbed oot. Well, maebe one moor gewd stab."

Stab that incredibly handsome stranger in the face!

[Lukeinator]

Destroy Lachlan

[CubeJackal]

Realise nobody likes a drunk ginger Scotsman. Keep defending anyway.

[Rolepgeek]

This.

Is getting.

Ridiculous.

Parry

[tomio175]

AXE PARRIES AGAINST INCOMING ATTACKS.

[Nerjin]

Try as he might the combined assault of Luke II and Eltonius was too much for Lachlan DeGroot to resist. He soon fell to their combined might. It was a rather lackluster death, undeserved by such a fine warrior as himself.

Cromwell Jackson, seeing his ally fall, rushed to avenge him though he was unable to defeat the man in pitched combat.

Elsewhere Axe’s murderers attempted to replicate their feat. Charging the undead man they both swung their weapons. Unfortunately so did Axe. Klaus was the luckier of the two as his head was swiftly detached from his body. Alex Shater on the other hand lost his other hand along with most of his arm.

Berry Smiles continued her assault on Sir Hansen though in a moment of desperation he lashed out against her ghostly form. For the first time in many many years she felt pain.

The Handsome Stranger was facing down Raalup who had calmed considerably. In a rather graceful move he swung his weapon at Raalup. Unfortunately Brewmaster Yoohoo attempted to skewer him at just this particular moment though he avoided the blow his attack suffered for it. Thrown off balance as he was it was quite easy for Raalup to deflect the club and detatch one of the Handsome Strangers long locks of hair. Only a single piece. But it was enough. He could feel his beauty draining.
 

Spoiler: Team A (click to show/hide)

Name: Sir Hansen
Class: Warrior [7-10 HP as opposed to 4-7
Health: 5/7
Weapon: Long Sword [1d6]
Shield: Tower Shield [+3 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Full Plate [-3 DAM received, -1 to DEFEND rolls]

Name: Raalup the Great One
Class: Inquisitor [+1 to DAM with Two Handed weapons]
Health: 2/6
Weapon: Halberd [1d6+1] [Ignores HEAVY armor]
Shield: None
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received, -3 to DAM received via Swords]

Name: Brewmaster Yoohoo
Class: Commander [Has access to Commands, Heavy armor only]
Health: 2/6
Weapon: Short Sword [1d4] [+1 to Parry Rolls]
Shield: Small Shield [+2 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Full Plate [-3 to DAM received] [-1 to DEFEND rolls]

Name: Axe the Zombified Unyielding Axe-Weilder
Class: Barbarian [+1 to DAM with Axes]
Health: 5
Weapon: Battle Axe [2d4+2]
Shield: None
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received] [-3 to DAM received via Swords]

Name: Eltonius
Class: Blademaster [+1 DAM with Swords]
Health: 1/6
Weapon: Short Sword [1d4+1] [+1 to DEFEND rolls] [+1 to PARRY rolls]
Shield: Small Shield [+2 the DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Leather [-1 to DAM received]

Name: Luke II
Class: Inquisitor [+1 to DAM with Two Handed weapons]
Health: 2/6
Weapon: Battle Axe [2d4+2]
Shield: None
Armor: Cloth [-0 to DAM received] [+1 to DEFEND rolls]

Reserves are running low!
 

Spoiler: Team B (click to show/hide)

Name: Handsome Stranger
Class: Warrior
Health: 7/9
Weapon: Club [1d4-1]
Shield: Tower Shield [+3 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Cloth [+1 to DEFEND rolls]

Name: Berry Smiles the Wraith
Class: Pikeman [+1 DAM with Spears]
Health: 5/6
Weapon: Halberd [1d6+1] [DAM ignores HEAVY armor]
Shield: None
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received, -3 to DAM received by Swords]

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Class: Warrior [7-10 Health rather than 4-7]
Health: 10
Weapon: Hatchet [1d4+1]
Shield: Buckler [+1 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Chainmail [-2 DAM received] [-3 DAM received via Swords]

Name: Alex Shater
Class: Warrior [7-10 health]
Health: 3/9
Weapon: Morning Star [1d8-1] [Ignores non-HEAVY armor]
Shield: None
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received, -3 DAM received from swords]

[spoiler= The Graveyard 15/15]
R.I.P. Sam of B; killed by a Morning Star to the Face
R.I.P. Elton of A; killed by two hatchets to the arms.
R.I.P. Jenny Longhorn of B; killed by a Enchanted Dagger to the eye.
R.I.P. Knight Matis of A; killed by a true Morning Star.
R.I.P. Ms. Pretty Obvious of B; killed during a tragic beautification incident.
R.I.P. Roliep of A; knocked into the waiting, jagged arms of Death.
R.I.P. James of B; fighting until the end, he lost his temper and then his head.
R.I.P. Leon of B; His broken ribs did little to stop the short sword.
R.I.P. Luke of A; His will was strong but no man survives a punctured throat.
R.I.P. Henry of the Holes of A; His defense slipped for but a moment, now he’s gone forever.
R.I.P. Axe the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie of A; He died as he lived, by the Axe
R.I.P. Fane Ravien of B; She was a noble woman who deserved better than she got in life.
R.I.P. Axe the Undead Pre-Zombified Axe Weilder of A; His undead body went to meet a Morning Star.
R.I.P. Lachlan DeGroot of B; Even the fabled Weapon Trinity could not defend him.
R.I.P. Klaus of B; He killed Axe, Axe killed him. Seemed a fair trade.

Spoiler: The Rolls and Actions (click to show/hide)

SIDE A

Parry
+1 to Counter Rolls

Parry
 

Attack: The Handsome Stranger
4:5
Fail!

Parry

Attack: Lachlan Degroot
6:2+1 = 6:3 = Success!
4 + 1 – 3 = 2 DAM dealt
Lachlan DeGroot dies!

Attack: Lachlan DeGroot
6:1+1 = 6:2 = Success!
4 + 3 + 2 – 3 = 6 DAM dealt!
Lachlan DeGroot has died!

SIDE B

Attack: Raalup the Great One
2:5 = Parried!
1 + 1 – 0 = 2 DAM taken
 

Attack: Sir Hansen
4:4+1 = 4:5 = Parried!
4 – 3 = 1 DAM taken

DEFEND
+1 to Counter Rolls

Attack: Eltonius
1:4
Fail!
 

Attack: Axe the Etc. Etc.
2:6 = Parried
4 + 4 + 2 – 2 = 8 DAM
Klaus is Dead!

Attack: Axe the Etc. Etc.
4:5 = Parried!
4 + 2 + 2 – 2 = 6 DAM taken

Alrighty, well it looks like this game has hit sudden death. No more respawns. Winner to be announced when one side has lost all of its combatants. Also, sorry for the rather terrible writing but I’m not feeling the best right now.

[Haspen]

Eltonius shall provide stabbings upon Handsome Stranger.

[HmH]

Daaamn. Talk about bad luck.

[Lukeinator]

Destroy the handsome stranger

[scapheap]

Berry suddenly switches targets, getting in Brewmaster Yoohoo's face