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Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be OK

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Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment

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Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate

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Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the authorities

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Voting closed: October 31, 2013, 11:14:32 pm

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Kill Fane!!!!

[Nerjin]

Playing with probability doesn't appeal to me. This game is random enough. I prefer giving people a set amount of whatevers and from there just kinda let them do with it what they will.

[Nerjin]

Awating:

Tiruin
tomio157

[Tavik Toth]

(Cool. Here be thine character!

Spoiler: Sir Hansan (click to show/hide)

Name: Sir Hansan
Side: A
Class: Warrior
HP: You start with random of 4 to 7 HP*. Rolled by GM,
Weapon: You start with random weapon*. Rolled by GM!
Armor: You start with random armor*. ROLLED BY GM!!
Shield: You start with random shield. GUESS WHAT!? YES! ROLLED BY GM!

)

Here is my character incase you missed it.

[Nerjin]

I have it in the spread sheet. Not so much in the thread it would appear.

[tomio175]

AXE HACK&SLASH MISS OBVIOUSLY NOT PRETTY

"GIRL ONLY BEAUTIFUL IF SHE HAS AXE IN FACE. YOU WILL SURELY BE WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU!"

[Tiruin]

Attack Rolepgeek

[Nerjin]

Everything but flavor is done. The update should come here in a little bit. I'd like to apologize to Axe ahead of time. You'll see what I mean when I am done. [Assuming I don't have to go do something for an hour *hint*]

[Nerjin]

  “Seriously? Are you still trying this?” Henry of the Holes asked with a somewhat tired expression. Blocking for what felt like hours was getting boring.

“You’ll slip up eventually!” Cromwell shouted as he swung his weapon once again at the large shield of the caveman. As had happened at least a hundred times before it bounced off with nary a trace.

Meanwhile Luke swung his hatchet at the injured James trying in vain to put down the wounded man. But it seemed that every attempt was met with failure. Despite how tired he had grown the claymore wielding man was able to deflect the swings time and time again. Though it was not a perfect victory. Try as he might James was also unable to get any purchase with Luke. The two continued to weave and attempt to cleave eachother for quite some time.

“You there!” Roliep shouted pointing his spear at Leon.

“Yes?” Leon asked as he stopped his attempts of murder. He may be willing to crush a man’s head like it were a pumpkin but none would say that Leon would ignore a fan.

“Uh… You’re gonna die…” Roliep’s planned quip failed. He had not quite expected the man to respond. Oh well, he’d try the quip out on the next man he slaughtered.

“That’s not nice. Is this because you don’t have my autograph?”

“No!” and with that Roliep charged Leon. In a fraction of a second Roliep found his right arm, his spear arm, broken. “AUGH!”

“See, that wasn’t very nice. I don’t like crazy fans. Go away!” With a savage swing that caught Roliep in the chest the Morning Star wielding man knocked the spear weilder several feet away “Heads up Fane!”

“Hm?” Turning the ex-pirate saw a heavily injured man literally flying towards her “Holy hell!” more on instinct than anything else she raised her sword. A scant second later the corpse of Roliep ceased its acrobatic endeavors as it was caught on the blade of one Fane Ravien.

“Sorry bout that. You know how I hate rude fans.”

“Yeah well I’m a bit busy here.” Fane stated as she gestured towards Alex Shater who, for the moment, was knocked on the ground due to a recent alteractation with Fane.

Standing swiftly to take advantage of her distracted nature he brought swung his Morning Star in a vicious arc. Thankfully his attack connected with a blow that crushed the skull of the recipient as easily as if it were tissue paper. Unfortunately the body that it connected with was Rolieps.

Fane, having turned around when she heard the noise of footsteps, stood stunned for a moment. If she had turned just a few seconds later the corpse with pulp where its head used to be could have been her. “Well I guess you tyrants are good at something. Being meatshields.” With a vicious kick the mutilated body of Roliep collided with Alex Shater and forced him back a few steps before their battle began anew.

Elsewhere Ms. Pretty Obvious was nearly shaking in rage “Not… Pretty?” at first the words had confused her. How could someone not see her absolute Godlike beauty. None who came before, and none who came after, could possibly measure up to her.

“No. Needs ax in face.”

“Not pretty?”

“No. Are you stupid? Axe the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie prefers women with axe in face.”

“Not… P… Not pretty?” Comprehension was beginning to dawn.

“No. As axe sai-“

“I’M PRETTY!” the furious Ms. Pretty Obvious charged towards Axe with a speed that was pretty obviously not human. Though a woman of her beauty was also obviously something more than human.

“Axe disagr-augh!” The barbarian recoiled as he felt a short sword collide with his insides. Then he did something that made Ms. Pretty Obvious afraid. He smiled. “Axe the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie grow closer to final form.”

“What?” Ms. Pretty Obvious’ voice nearly failed her.

“Axe the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie will thank you.”

“What? How are you not afraid!? You’re nearly dead!”

“Axe the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie is sad for that too. Let Axe the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie help you though. Makeover!” the joyful Barbarian called out as he punched the gorgeous woman in her perfectly sculpted nose, breaking it, and marring her beauty for the rest of her life.

“You bastard! You broke my nose!” Ms. Pretty Obvious called as she fell to the ground after slipping in some unknown man’s blood.

“Axe the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie disagree.”

“You oaf! I’m Ug-“ was the last thing she said as a heavy axe fell directly between her eyes cleaving her head clean in two.

“Very pretty.” Axe the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie stated with a smile. “More my type.”

Spoiler: Team A (click to show/hide)

Name: Luke
Class: Barbarian [+1 DAM with Swords]
Health: 1/4
Weapon: Hatchet [1d4+2]
Shield: Buckler [+1 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Full Plate [-3 DAM received, -1 to DEFEND rolls]

Name: Henry of the Holes
Class: Caveman [+1 to DAM with Club]
Health: 4
Weapon: Club [1d4] [Ignores non-HEAVY armor]
Shield: Tower Shield  [+3 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Cloth [-0 to DAM received, +1 to DEFEND rolls]

Name:
Class: Barbarian [+1 to DAM with Axes]
Health: 1/4
Weapon: Battle Axe [2D4+2]
Shield: None
Armor: Leather [-1 to DAM received]

Name: Alex Shater
Class: Warrior [7-10 health]
Health: 9
Weapon: Morning Star [1d8-1] [Ignores non-HEAVY armor]
Shield: None
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received, -3 DAM received from swords]

Name: Eltonius
Class: Blademaster [+1 DAM with Swords]
Health: 6
Weapon: Short Sword [1d4+1] [+1 to DEFEND rolls] [+1 to PARRY rolls]
Shield: Small Shield [+2 the DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Leather [-1 to DAM received]

1.   Sir Hansen, Tavik Toth, Warrior

Spoiler: Team B (click to show/hide)

Name: Fane Ravien
Class: Commander
Health: 6
Weapon: Hatchet [1d4+1]
Shield: Tower Shield [+3 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Centurion [-3 DAM received]

Name: James
Class: Inquisitor [+1 DAM with 2-handed weapons]
Health: 1/4
Weapon: Claymore [1d8+1]
Shield: None
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received, -3 to DAM received by Swords]

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Class:  Warrior [7-10 health]
Health: 10
Weapon: Hatchet [1d4+1 DAM]
Shield: Buckler [+1 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Chainmail [-2 to DAM received, -3 to DAM received from Swords]

Name: Klaus
Class:  Barbarian [+1 DAM with Axes]
Health: 6
Weapon: Ax [1d6+2]
Shield: Small Shield [+2 to DEFEND rolls]
Armor: Studded [-2 DAM received] [-3 DAM received via Spears]

Name: Leon
Class:  Caveman [+1 DAM with Clubs]
Health: 6
Weapon: Morning Star [1d8]
Shield: None
Armor: Cloth [+1 to DEFEND rolls]

1.   Berry Smiles the Wraith, Scapheap, Pikemanrevenant
2.   Lachlan Degroot, Cubejackal, Pikeman

Spoiler:  The Graveyard (click to show/hide)

R.I.P. Sam of B, killed by a Morning Star to the Face
R.I.P. Elton of A, killed by two hatchets to the arms.
R.I.P. Jenny Longhorn of B, killed by a Enchanted Dagger to the eye.
R.I.P. Knight Matis of A, killed by a true Morning Star.
R.I.P. Ms. Pretty Obvious of B, killed during a tragic beautification incident.
R.I.P. Roliep of A, knocked into the waiting, jagged arms of Death.

Spoiler: The Rolls and Actions (click to show/hide)

SIDE A

Attack: James
2:1+1 = 2:2
Failure!

DEFEND
+4 to Counter Rolls

Attack: Ms. Pretty Obvious
3:2 = Success!
3 + 1 +2 – 1 = 5 DAM done
Ms. Pretty Obvious dies

Attack: Fane Ravien
3:5
Fail!

Attack: Leon
1:5 = Attack Parried!
8 – 0 = 8 DAM received!
Roliep dies!

SIDE B

Attack: Roliep
6:2 = Success!
4 + 1 – 3 = 2 DAM
Roliep dies!

PARRY
+1 to Counter Rolls, Winning a Counter Roll harms attacker

PARRY
Winning a Counter Roll damages attacker!

2:2+4 = 2:6
Failure!

Attack: Axe, the Not-Yet-Undead Pre-Zombie
6:1 = Success!
3 + 1 – 1 = 3 DAM

Fane Ravien has gained a Command!

[Tiruin]

"Goodwork Leon!" was all Fane could manage as the battle took a new path in the area. She looked around and saw the onslaught take on a new toll, in their favor. The enemy was faltering and they were taking losses just as much as her own forces were, but at this moment in time, they had the advantage.

She was planning to make full use of it and raised her hatchet at and angle to reflect the noon-tide Sun. "For Breston!"
Inspire the lot!

[mastahcheese]

Take a swig from the flask of vodka at my hip, then pummel Henry into dust.

[mastahcheese]

-multi-post-

[mastahcheese]

-I hate my computer-

[HmH]

Alright, people, most of you know the drill from the last game. For those of you who do not, here's the elevator pitch: my orders are designed to make us dish out as much damage as possible while taking as little as we can. Follow them, and we'll steamroll the enemy even harder than in the last game.

Orders:
mastahcheese: you really should have attacked Alex Shater instead. Henry is about as much of a damage-dealer as a wet sponge right now.
Tiruin: Inspire is a good idea.
Cain12: attack Alex Shater.
nightcrafter27: attack Luke. Or, if someone has attacked you, Parry.
"Long time no see, old friend! Say hello to my new weapon!"
Introduce Axe to my Ax.

[nightcrafter27]

nightcrafter27: attack Luke. Or, if someone has attacked you, Parry.

Sure, why not.

"Lets end this!"

Attack Luke!