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Author Topic: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD  (Read 6878 times)

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #45 on: October 22, 2013, 08:50:46 am »
"A good city must have a good pub."
Get gazeboed
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #46 on: October 22, 2013, 04:49:43 pm »
Quote from: Lenglon on October 21, 2013, 04:26:56 pm
Having finished a good old beat-bears-to-death-bare-handed, I now move on to my next task: Become God
are a goddess you are a.......
you wake up from under some ruble, somehow you hallucinated because of the smoke and the concussion, you are still the most powerful being in the world, but now......
Quote from: Lalasa on October 21, 2013, 04:46:58 pm
Good enough.

Lalasa takes her purse and tries to find her car.  She knows it has to be in the parking lot somewhere.
roll: 4
you get out to find your car. you find it and it is good.
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 21, 2013, 08:04:31 pm
Jump out a window.
you get some wounds from the glass and the fall, but nothing a few weeks in the hospital can do
Quote from: Xantalos on October 21, 2013, 08:53:52 pm
Be sitting at a desk.
GodDAMMMIT WHEn is aN ORDER GOING TO COME I CNA'T TAKE THIS FUNK

Flip out and build a 50-foot tall robot suit out of various office supplies. Go on a rampage through the city, looking for my goddamn manager.
you build the most powerful mech in the world, and see how much your office has been burned down.
Quote from: scapheap on October 22, 2013, 08:50:46 am
"A good city must have a good pub."
Get gazeboed
you get in a bar that is quite good.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2013, 12:13:13 am »
Walk to the hospital.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2013, 12:14:49 am »
RAAGRAGRA SMASH CITY
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2013, 12:20:22 am »
Create a pet fire-kitty and and snuggle with it. I can't be burnt after all, I'm a goddess now.
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((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #50 on: October 23, 2013, 05:08:03 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 23, 2013, 12:13:13 am
Walk to the hospital.
roll: 2
you are unable to get to the hospital.
Quote from: Xantalos on October 23, 2013, 12:14:49 am
RAAGRAGRA SMASH CITY
roll:6
You destroy much of the city, but your mech doesn't look to good.
Quote from: Lenglon on October 23, 2013, 12:20:22 am
Create a pet fire-kitty and and snuggle with it. I can't be burnt after all, I'm a goddess now.
you do so and don't get burnt.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #51 on: October 23, 2013, 11:54:03 pm »
Give up
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #52 on: October 23, 2013, 11:58:00 pm »
QUICKLY
BECOME THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
THEN FIX MY MACHINE
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2013, 05:16:38 am »
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 23, 2013, 11:54:03 pm
Give up
Appearing before him in a burst of flames, heal this poor man, protect him from fire, and hand him my fire-kitty.
"Hey! You can't give up just yet! Your life still is worth living! You may have lost purpose with the destruction of your workplace, but I can give you a new purpose, a grander purpose. I want you to become my prophet."
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #54 on: October 24, 2013, 07:10:43 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 23, 2013, 11:54:03 pm
Give up
Quote from: Lenglon on October 24, 2013, 05:16:38 am
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 23, 2013, 11:54:03 pm
Give up
Appearing before him in a burst of flames, heal this poor man, protect him from fire, and hand him my fire-kitty.
"Hey! You can't give up just yet! Your life still is worth living! You may have lost purpose with the destruction of your workplace, but I can give you a new purpose, a grander purpose. I want you to become my prophet."
roll: 4
he becomes your prophet
Quote from: Xantalos on October 23, 2013, 11:58:00 pm
QUICKLY
BECOME THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
THEN FIX MY MACHINE
roll: 2
you are still you
roll: 4
but you do fix your mech. 
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2013, 08:28:00 pm »
Go find some people to preach to, preach
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2013, 08:30:54 pm »
EXCELLENT!

Clamber inside mech and recommended destruction.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #57 on: October 24, 2013, 08:59:43 pm »
Amble on over to the local military base and make everyone there grow kitty tails!
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #58 on: October 25, 2013, 05:58:58 am »
Get drunk and after a long night of never explained events, the narrator is alive again.
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Quote from: Flying Dice on March 05, 2013, 11:29:48 pm
You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #59 on: October 25, 2013, 06:02:56 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 24, 2013, 08:28:00 pm
Go find some people to preach to, preach
roll: 2
you fail to get people to listen to you. At least they were not fundlementalists.
Quote from: Xantalos on October 24, 2013, 08:30:54 pm
EXCELLENT!

Clamber inside mech and recommended destruction.
roll: 4
you return to destruction. it is good
Quote from: Lenglon on October 24, 2013, 08:59:43 pm
Amble on over to the local military base and make everyone there grow kitty tails!
werid + euw= overshot
you do so, they flip out, not only that, but a squad of enclave solders including Frank MotherMucking HORRIGAN come through and interdimensional rift somehow accidently, see those people, and assume they are mutie scum (and they have nothing else to do with their power right now, except horrigain, who LOVES killing muties) and kill them easily.  The rift has closed though.
Quote from: scapheap on October 25, 2013, 05:58:58 am
Get drunk and after a long night of never explained events, the narrator is alive again.
roll : 5
you use some customized necromancy and resurrect the narrator!!!!
"I AM ALIVE, wait, look at the mess!!! There is a goddess on the lose giving people cat tails, a massive mech made by someone who went out of his office AFTER I had died, while using office supplies to make it. The PROFET of the aforementioned goddess preaching, trying to upset the balance of religions, and a squad of advanced tech-equipped solders AND A almost invincible super solder that will kill anyone that has been exposed to a little bit of radiation, not to mention They are from a world when the 50's never ended and terms were never limited. Also after the Nuclear Apocalypse from that world, also elites. With tech that works on 50's logic. OK, just need to reset this before this gets too out of hand" 
GM: also people can now respawn.
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