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Author Topic: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD  (Read 6875 times)

Lenglon

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2013, 02:09:48 pm »
wait, did you seriously expect a minimalist to stay on the rails?

And so Lenglon looked upon the work she  had done, the cleansing flames flickering out of the infested place,and deemed it good. now, on to the second phase of my plan. Claim the fire insurance I had placed on the building.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2013, 03:09:37 pm »
has a point, ALL CAN NOW POST MORE ACTIONS. Also, didn;t expect it to stay on the rails for the story that the narator cooked up, And I didn't have a story.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2013, 03:24:55 pm »
Hooray!  I edited my epilogue into my next action.  :)
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2013, 06:01:41 pm »
Go find my lighter.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2013, 06:42:09 pm »
Quote from: Lalasa on October 20, 2013, 10:38:22 am
"This was the story of Lalasa.  She never did notice that the complex had burned down around her most likely due to the fascinating water cooler she had been watching.  When the time came to go home, she went back to turn off her game of solitaire and found the computer monitor half-melted.  This prompted only a shrug from the mostly-stable employee and she took her coat and left."

Lalasa tries to find a working computer so that she could play more solitaire.
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you fail to find any computers in a 30 mile radius.
Quote from: Lenglon on October 20, 2013, 02:09:48 pm
wait, did you seriously expect a minimalist to stay on the rails?

And so Lenglon looked upon the work she  had done, the cleansing flames flickering out of the infested place,and deemed it good. now, on to the second phase of my plan. Claim the fire insurance I had placed on the building. roll: 3
you get the insurance money, but your share isn't much compared to the boss's and they are waiting for him/her to arrive.
Quote from: mastahcheese on October 20, 2013, 06:01:41 pm
Go find my lighter.
roll: 3
you find your lighter , but it is quite damaged. 
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2013, 06:50:27 pm »
Welp.
Tihem teh gah huntin fer sum baihs! git mah rhyfil in git ter chutin!
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2013, 07:20:13 pm »
What???
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Lalasa

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2013, 07:32:28 pm »
Quote from: Lenglon on October 20, 2013, 06:50:27 pm
Welp.
Tihem teh gah huntin fer sum baihs! git mah rhyfil in git ter chutin!

Possibly could be translated to "Time to go hunting for some boys!  Get my rifle and get to shooting!"

Also, Lalasa, disappointed by the lack of solitaire, looks around the building to see if she could find her purse.  She couldn't really go home until she finds her wallet!
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2013, 07:52:21 pm »
very very close translation, it's bears instead of boys, but i admit the phonetics there were ambiguious.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #39 on: October 21, 2013, 06:11:02 am »
"How odd."
Look around, what the city like.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #40 on: October 21, 2013, 04:15:21 pm »
Quote from: Lenglon on October 20, 2013, 06:50:27 pm
Welp.
Tihem teh gah huntin fer sum baihs! git mah rhyfil in git ter chutin!
roll: 5
you forget your rifle, and instead easily kill them with your fists, without marshal arts!!!! You realize how powerful you really are. You are the most powerful being in the galaxy!!! somehow.
Quote from: Lalasa on October 20, 2013, 07:32:28 pm
Quote from: Lenglon on October 20, 2013, 06:50:27 pm
Welp.
Tihem teh gah huntin fer sum baihs! git mah rhyfil in git ter chutin!

Possibly could be translated to "Time to go hunting for some boys!  Get my rifle and get to shooting!"

Also, Lalasa, disappointed by the lack of solitaire, looks around the building to see if she could find her purse.  She couldn't really go home until she finds her wallet!
roll: 3
you find your purse, but it is quite damaged.
Quote from: scapheap on October 21, 2013, 06:11:02 am
"How odd."
Look around, what the city like.
roll: 4
 its a good city.
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Lenglon

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #41 on: October 21, 2013, 04:26:56 pm »
Having finished a good old beat-bears-to-death-bare-handed, I now move on to my next task: Become God
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #42 on: October 21, 2013, 04:46:58 pm »
Good enough.

Lalasa takes her purse and tries to find her car.  She knows it has to be in the parking lot somewhere.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #43 on: October 21, 2013, 08:04:31 pm »
Jump out a window.
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Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Roll to parable, a mimimalist RTD
« Reply #44 on: October 21, 2013, 08:53:52 pm »
Be sitting at a desk.
GodDAMMMIT WHEn is aN ORDER GOING TO COME I CNA'T TAKE THIS FUNK

Flip out and build a 50-foot tall robot suit out of various office supplies. Go on a rampage through the city, looking for my goddamn manager.
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