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[poketwo]

Lalasa shows her solitaire playing skills to Anailater~!

"Have you tried this yet?  It's pretty cool.  You have to move around these little cards and stuff..."

" Lalasa decides to NOT follow scapheap and continue to avoid the plot, while being probably the BEST at solitaire [sarcasm] that is much better than going with the story I have [/sarcasm]

My boss has stopped responding? A chance at freedom from this terrible job? Redemption? Hope!?

...

Play minecraft. I always wanted to play that when the bossman wasn't around.

"Fniff, deciding that he wants to play some minecraft instead of trying to find out why he hasn't got any orders. He is quite good.

"Nah I'm a pinball guy myself, anyway you have any orders, I think the systems down."
Have a casual chat, try to ignore the voice in my head.

"anailater successfully has a good conversation, but can't seem to ignore me, the narrator."
GM:Have you guys hacked random.org??? Because you been mostly been getting 5s. 

[scapheap]

"The left door, right."
Take the middle because I shall disobey both narrators

[Lalasa]

"Strange, I swear I can smell sarcasm in the air..."

Lalasa uses her super cool solitaire skills to hopefully win.

[mastahcheese]

Get up from my chair and leave my office, someone must be informed of this issue.

[Fniff]

Okay, this is getting boring. TIME TO GAIN FREEDOM.

... Actually, wait. If I have minecraft, I have internet. TIME FOR WATCHING PORN IN THE WORKPLACE! Turn it up as loud as I can. damn, this is the best thing ever.

[poketwo]

"The left door, right."
Take the middle because I shall disobey both narrators

GM:There is no middle, so you go right because of dice roll "This wasn't the way the way to the meeting room, and scapheap knew it. Perhaps he/she wanted to go to the employee lounge, just to admire it."

"Strange, I swear I can smell sarcasm in the air..."

Lalasa uses her super cool solitaire skills to hopefully win.

"Lalasa beats solitaire and wins while getting x6 the world record. Isn't her mother so proud, now she decides to go to follow scapheap."

Get up from my chair and leave my office, someone must be informed of this issue.

"after getting out of the chair, while trying to update Roll to whatever, he decides to follow lalasa.

Okay, this is getting boring. TIME TO GAIN FREEDOM.

... Actually, wait. If I have minecraft, I have internet. TIME FOR WATCHING PORN IN THE WORKPLACE! Turn it up as loud as I can. damn, this is the best thing ever.

"fniff does this, distracting everyone, including himself, by the way, its so good he watches it over and over again, x5 better each." 

[mastahcheese]

Wait, wasn't lalasa following scapheap?

Follow scapheap

[Lalasa]

Lalasa tries to follow scapheap but ends up getting distracted by a water cooler.  She proceeds to fill a paper cup with water and tries to start a conversation.

[anailater]

Anailater decided this was all very silly, and decided that the only voice allowed in his head, was his, Bruce then decided to throw the porn playing computer out of the window, because the music was quite repetitive.

[Lenglon]

Okay, this is getting boring. TIME TO GAIN FREEDOM.

... Actually, wait. If I have minecraft, I have internet. TIME FOR WATCHING PORN IN THE WORKPLACE! Turn it up as loud as I can. damn, this is the best thing ever.

"fniff does this, distracting everyone, including himself, by the way, its so good he watches it over and over again, x5 better each." 

...
How dare they.
HOW DARE THEY

Burn this place to the ground! grab a stack of random forms off the closest desk, steal mastah's hidden lighter for when he needs a smoke, and and use the latter on the former! then do it again!
and again!
and again!
and again!
and again!
and again!
and again!
and again!
and again!

[scapheap]

Just keep walking
"You know, it strange that I don't know my way around this place despite working here for however long."

[poketwo]

Wait, wasn't lalasa following scapheap?

Follow scapheap

"mastah tries to find a scrapheap to follow, none here."

Lalasa tries to follow scapheap but ends up getting distracted by a water cooler.  She proceeds to fill a paper cup with water and tries to start a conversation.

"Lalasa 's attempt at a conversation starting fails."

Anailater decided this was all very silly, and decided that the only voice allowed in his head, was his, Bruce then decided to throw the porn playing computer out of the window, because the music was quite repetitive.

"Anailater tries to resist the porn but fails, he cant seem to stop looking at it."

Okay, this is getting boring. TIME TO GAIN FREEDOM.

... Actually, wait. If I have minecraft, I have internet. TIME FOR WATCHING PORN IN THE WORKPLACE! Turn it up as loud as I can. damn, this is the best thing ever.

"fniff does this, distracting everyone, including himself, by the way, its so good he watches it over and over again, x5 better each." 

...
How dare they.
HOW DARE THEY

Burn this place to the ground! grab a stack of random forms off the closest desk, steal mastah's hidden lighter for when he needs a smoke, and and use the latter on the former! then do it again!
and again!
and again!
and again!
and again!
and again!
and again!
and again!
and again!

"And so....... WHAIT, NNONOONONONONOONONONONONONNnoonoNONOnonONononONOnonNOnoNOn!!!!!"
GM: And so lenglon burned down the complex, with him/her surviving with the others, except the narrator and the ones watching porn, they find what appears to be a remnant of a mind control machine and the narrator's story. They find it was going to be about fully shutting down this machine and if they engage it, have the complex and probably the city destroyed nuclear fire, however, it was the narrator's false knowledge that this was a game, not a RTD, especially a minimalism one. sow now you are truly free. For a long time. But remember the price of rebellion, cause it isn't cheap.

[anailater]

"This was the story of the death of a man named anailater, anailater worked in a large office building where he was employee number 456, employee 456 job was to watch a monitor which told him which buttons to push, in what order to push them and for how long, this all changed one day, a day that changed anailaters life forever. When almost everybody in the building disappeared, perhaps things would have been different if he'd been alone, but instead he died in a fire, started by a less mentally stable employee, and Anailater was happy."

[poketwo]

 Bravo, alright, everyone make a epilog please.

[Lalasa]

"This was the story of Lalasa.  She never did notice that the complex had burned down around her most likely due to the fascinating water cooler she had been watching.  When the time came to go home, she went back to turn off her game of solitaire and found the computer monitor half-melted.  This prompted only a shrug from the mostly-stable employee and she took her coat and left."

Lalasa tries to find a working computer so that she could play more solitaire.