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[Remuthra]

Okay.

Harry the Hatbrim: Mobster
Health: 6
Mana Pool: 2

Toughness: 6
Magic: 2
Strength: 6
Dexterity: 5
Intellect: 1

Basic Skills: Decor, Rhyming, Martial Arts, Intimidation, Weapon: Parasol
Special Skills: None
Gear: Magical Mole Parasol, Furniture Rearrangement Guide, Mobster Clothes
Spells: Paralysing Hiss

[Elephant Parade]

Harry, you are the proud owner of a thriving decor business. However, a rival business has recently sprung up, and profits have gone down. You are out of money.

[Remuthra]

Rough him up a bit, see? Use my parasol and give him a mole job.

[wer6]

herm, if I can be...Grenade man?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Grenader Van Stoiben
Class:grenadier!
Health:5
Mana Pool:4

Toughness: 2
Magic:3
Strength: 5
Dexterity: 8
Intellect: 1

Basic Skills: Grenades, Alchemy
Special Skills: Throwing, Grenade summoning, Grenade making, explosive training, Explosive alchemy
Gear: Grenade wand, Grenade Kit, A suit made out of shrapnel from others grenades,A mortar for lauching grenades. A alchemical kit
Spells: GRENADE! ((Summons A grenade and launchs it,)) Run-GRENADES ((flees and throws 2 Grenades out))

Now, I tried to some "conpensation style stuff, if you want me to roll my stats I shall.

[Elephant Parade]

herm, if I can be...Grenade man?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name:Grenader Van Stoiben
Class:grenadier!
Health:5
Mana Pool:4

Toughness: 2
Magic:3
Strength: 5
Dexterity: 8
Intellect: 1

Basic Skills: Grenades, Alchemy
Special Skills: Throwing, Grenade summoning, Grenade making, explosive training, Explosive alchemy
Gear: Grenade wand, Grenade Kit, A suit made out of shrapnel from others grenades,A mortar for lauching grenades. A alchemical kit
Spells: GRENADE! ((Summons A grenade and launchs it,)) Run-GRENADES ((flees and throws 2 Grenades out))

Now, I tried to some "conpensation style stuff, if you want me to roll my stats I shall.

Maybe. I'll certainly have to tweak it a bit.

[wer6]

Twea(r)k dat stuff.

I feel so shitty for doing thatreference...

[ICBM pilot]

wait for someone to try crossing the bridge

[wer6]

Then my first action is to cross the bridge.

[Remuthra]

Plot Twist: The bridge is my interior decorating business.

[Elephant Parade]

Twea(r)k dat stuff.

I feel so shitty for doing thatreference...

For now, I'd prefer that you just use an existing class. I might add Grenadier as a prestige class, but it's far from guaranteed.

[wer6]

Alright, Also how do prestige class's work?

Spoiler: Grenadiers Last wizard (click to show/hide)

Reborn Archmage
Health: 8
Mana Pool: 16 (+4)

Discription: This is the last grenadiers wizard, Unfortunately he lost all his grenades.

Toughness: 5
Magic: 8
Strength: 2
Dexterity: 2
Intellect: 6

Basic Skills: Knowledge: Magic
Special Skills: Archmage's Power, Deep Mana Pool, Mana Stream
Gear: Enchanted Robes, Wizard's Staff, Wizard Hat, Spellbook
Spells: Fireball, Conjure, Lesser Heal

[Ukrainian Ranger]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Jan-Jan
Class: Janitor
Health: 6
Mana Pool: 4

Toughness: 6
Magic: 4
Strength: 4
Dexterity: 6
Intellect: 4

Basic Skills: Cleaning,  Improvised Weaponry, Weapon: Mop
Advanced Skills: None
Gear: Mop, Janitor's Clothes, Cleaning Supplies
Spells: Cthulu's Crazy Cleaning

Cough

[Elephant Parade]

Turn 2
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh right, kind of forgot this existed.

Go for a walk, maybe find some work to do for money.

[Rolling a d20 to see what you encounter. Higher is better, lower is worse, middle numbers are nothing.]

(10)You walk towards Ye Old Cliched Quest Pub.

Rough him up a bit, see? Use my parasol and give him a mole job.

(18)You walk towards his house. Along the way, your dancing mole points out some loose change on the sidewalk. You take it.
You gain 10 coins!

wait for someone to try crossing the bridge

(8)Nobody crosses the bridge.

Last Wizard, you are sitting in your decaying house wizard tower. You have food, but are out of money. And you still can't find any grenades.

Jan-Jan, you are a janitor currently working at the local Janitor Training Center. You have just gotten home from a busy day of cleaning up after other janitors, and you lament the fact that you are only barely making enough money to buy food.

Spoiler: Remurtha (click to show/hide)

Name: Harry the Hatbrim
Class: Mobster

Health: 6
Mana Pool: 2

Toughness: 6
Magic: 2
Strength: 6
Dexterity: 5
Intellect: 1

Basic Skills: Decor, Rhyming, Martial Arts, Intimidation, Weapon: Parasol
Special Skills: None
Gear: Magical Mole Parasol, Furniture Rearrangement Guide, Mobster Clothes, 10 Coins
Spells: Paralysing Hiss

Spoiler: Ukrainian Ranger (click to show/hide)

Name: Jan-Jan
Class: Janitor
Health: 6
Mana Pool: 4

Toughness: 6
Magic: 4
Strength: 4
Dexterity: 6
Intellect: 4

Basic Skills: Cleaning,  Improvised Weaponry, Weapon: Mop
Advanced Skills: None
Gear: Mop, Janitor's Clothes, Cleaning Supplies
Spells: Cthulu's Crazy Cleaning

Spoiler: wer6 (click to show/hide)

Reborn Archmage
Health: 8
Mana Pool: 16 (+4)

Discription: This is the last grenadiers wizard, Unfortunately he lost all his grenades.

Toughness: 5
Magic: 8
Strength: 2
Dexterity: 2
Intellect: 6

Basic Skills: Knowledge: Magic
Special Skills: Archmage's Power, Deep Mana Pool, Mana Stream
Gear: Enchanted Robes, Wizard's Staff, Wizard Hat, Spellbook
Spells: Fireball, Conjure, Lesser Heal

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)

Name: Cromwell Jackson
Class: Reborn Archmage
Health: 5
Mana Pool: 16 (+4)

Toughness: 5
Magic: 8
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 2
Intellect: 6

Basic Skills: Knowledge: Magic
Special Skills: Archmage's Power, Deep Mana Pool, Mana Stream
Gear: Enchanted Robes, Wizard's Staff, Wizard Hat, Spellbook
Spells: Fireball, Conjure, Lesser Heal

Spoiler: IBCM Pilot (click to show/hide)

Name: Tank
Class: Troll
Health: 10 (+8)
Mana Pool: 3

Toughness: 8
Magic: 3
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Intellect: 4

Basic Skills: Weapon: Computer, Trolling
Special Skills: Troll Instincts, Thick Troll Hide, Troll Death
Gear: Bow of Annoyance, Decoy, Laptop, Troll Suit
Spells: Escape, Blind

[Remuthra]

Use my Mafia Diplomacy skills.

[mastahcheese]

Walk into quest pub, look for some beginner quests.