Black Dragon
(Team Black)
.... I almost feel bad for that poor guy... Almost. I'll shadow him to his hideout. If he notices me, it's time to SCARE THE BEJEEBUS OUT OF HIM. And also their boss's location, that too.
Stealth Feat Follow him. Difficulty 2. (Easy. He's leaving a trail of blood as he walks, and crying like he's doing it's not like he's going to notice you.) 1d6 roll: 3
Success!You follow your quarry through the streets of downtown TheTown. You pass a dry cleaner. A bakery. A massage parlor. Eventually he leads you through a dark alley and you hear him stop crying while he straightens his shirt and tries to puff out his chest. Exhaling deeply, he knocks on a door, and you hear a wooden viewhole slide open.
"What's the password.""Bill, it's me dude. Let me in."
"Jack, you know the rules. I can't let you in unless you say the password. "*sigh*
"Fine. Ninja. There, now let me in."The doors opens and he goes inside.
Crouching Snake
(Team Black)
Crouching Snake shall leap to the snake pit with justice, at careful intervals of 20 feet, as the laws of nature demand!
On the way, he shall stop to pat the small child on the head, because this is a family friendly Super 80s Glam-Ninja Assault Squad of Doom.
Stealth Feat Be awesome. Difficulty 4 (This is moderately difficult.) 3d6 roll: 11
Success!You step onto a nearby boulder and kick off to propel yourself into the air, start doing a flip, patting the nice girl on her head while upside down, then finish the flip and land right behind her in a run.
"See?" the tour guide says.
"Landed right behind us. We were in no danger."
"Mommy!" the girl cries happily.
"He touched me! A ninja actually touched me!"
"Yes, dear. I saw. But you'll still need to wash your hair tonight."
"Awww....mom."(The 80s were a more innocent time.)
You continue your manouvers, following the signs that lead to the reptile area. Occassionally tourists take pictures of you in your natural habitat as you hop, until eventually you reach the snake pits. Most of the snakes are fairly small. 8-10 foot boas, mostly. Then you see a sign that catches your attention.
"World's largest snake"
Following the path that it points towards you come to a 30 foot wide by 20 feet deep stone pit dug into the ground. And there's the snake.
It looks about two feet across and 40 feet long.
Ninja Terminator
(Team Red)
Useing his supreme mastery of stealth the Ninja Terminator dives silently from the ski rack in the shadows and begins to follow the woman on foot.
Stealth feat Follow the woman. Difficulty 3. 1d6 roll 4
Success!As the woman turns to leave, you leap from the ski rack and dash behind a street sign, The car pulls away and she begins walking down the sidewalk, with you in silent pursuit. After a few minutes you notice that the quality of the neighborhood seems to be going down. You're definitely heading to a sleazier part of TheTown.
The paved sidewalk gradually gives way to dirt and the white picket fences and nicely manicured lawns give way to
Before long the woman walks up to one house in particular. Pausing to grab several pieces of mail from her mailbox, she walks up to the door, opens it, and walks inside.
The Harvest Ninja
(Team Blue)
"I'll think I'll just look around for now, thank you."
Look around for a staff-only door and ninja change and ninja-sneak
You thank the curator and browse. It doesn't take long to find the entrance to the back room. You step inside and change.
Mode: In uniform
Looking around...
Perception feat Difficulty 3. 1d6 roll: 1
Fail...you find a few empty shipping crates, loose packing material, a filing cabinet (What are computers? This is the 80s.) and a small employee louge area. You check through the files in the cabinet but they appear to be mostly shipping invoices, and the occasional bill or payment record. Items listed are very reasonable-sounding. You find listings for things like "painting of Dove by John B Painter" and "ceramic statue of a puppy by Susan R Sculptress" but nothing like "Illegal drugs from Drug Dealer Q McEvil."
Dragon's Doom
(Team Red)
Return car to the pizza kid first. Good manners. Take one pizza in compensation. Eat it in contemplation. Go to the back of the house, quiet-like ninja-like, and flip over the fence. Roll beneath a camera while it's looking the wrong way, then climb up the sides of the house, onto the roof. There will surely be a sky-light. Open it silent-like, drop into the room. Unless it has people in it. If it has people in it, be eve more sneaky and climb on the ceiling to an exit, avoiding letting anyone see me. Then, I will figure out where the Playgirl is. Probably by saying that I'm a new 'friend' and that she likes it when I dress this way, and I have no idea why she's into that(to a maid, of course). But that she forgot to tell me what room she's in.
You catch up to the kid. This is easy to do, since he runs slower than bullets.
"Smile, you're on candid camera!"His jaw goes slack and he blinks a couple times before breaking down and laughing.
"Where's the camera?""Right there!" you point off into the bushes. He waves at the bushes.
"Wow, you really got me.""Yep, we do that. Anyway, here are you things. See you later!"You leave his keys and all but one of the pizzas and dash off towards your destination, eating as you go and contemplating turtles. When you arrive...
Movement feat Bypass Playboy Mansion outer perimeter. Difficulty 8. (Mansion belonging to a world-famous multi-millionaire with gate, guards, cameras...this is not trivial.) 2d6 roll: 10
Success!You run around to one side of the house away from the street and ninja-flip over the fence. Landing in a damp grass field, you use your ninja skills to change your scent so the dogs don't smell you, and quickly make your way to the roof. Once there, you drop down through a skylight.Apparently there's a party going on tonight. Grabbing a drink from a passing waiter you act like you belong and mingle with the party goers while trying to locate Miss Allen.
"Excuse me," someone says.
"Yes?" you reply. It's one of the party goers. Some celebrity, probably, but you don't recognize him.
"How do you drink with that mask on?"You look at the champagne glass. You actually hadn't thought about that. But, you are a ninja.
"Like this." You toss the champagne from the glass into the air above you, the tilt back your head and reposition the hole in your ninja mask from your eyes to your mouth, and catch all the falling liquid in your mouth. You're a ninja. Alcohol doesn't affect you unless you want it to.
Cheers and applause ripple through the crowd, suitably impressed with your performance. You bow and ask if anyone's seen Audry, and you're told that she was recently seen swimming in the pool. You hand off your glass to a waiter, grab a new one and head out back. There, you see her. She's in the jacuzzi on Hugh Heffner's left arm pretending to laugh at some joke involving a giraffe and a lost wrench.