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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #60 on: October 18, 2013, 07:03:46 pm »

I am very sorry sir, but your Passport has expired. Please obtain a new one and return then.

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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #61 on: October 18, 2013, 07:05:37 pm »

NOO, what have i done! it expires in 1983, it is 1982. Damn tricksy months and days made me forget to look at the year.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #62 on: October 18, 2013, 07:08:26 pm »

Oh shit you're right.

Apologize profusely, stamp in green on top of the red. Sigh.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #63 on: October 18, 2013, 07:11:21 pm »

You almost dropped some red ink onto the passport but decided otherwise.

After two minutes, the printer stops printing and you take the paper.

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INFORMATION BULLETIN FROM MINISTRY OF ADMISSION
MANDATORY TO ALL OFFICIALS GRADE 3 AND HIGHER

Inspectors!
The first session of the Ministry of Internal Affairs council under our glorious comrade Viktor Ianowich have ended.
Upon the decisions made by the Minister, new admission rules will be in the works from 13.11.1982 onwards in all immigration offices of Ministry of Admission.
To facilitate and prepare the offices and officials to the new rules and regulations, it has been also decided to cut short the work day on Monday (12.11.1982).
You shifts shall end at the noon (12:00) instead of 18:00 in the evening.
Tomorrow new schedules and document examples will be printed and sent to all officials grade 3 and higher. Daily quota might also change, starting from tomorrow (13.11.1982)

Glory to Arstedania!
2nd Secretary of Ministry of Admission,
Joachim Plumenstelm
Rusinia, 12.11.1982

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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #64 on: October 18, 2013, 07:22:35 pm »

Question him as to his reason for coming here and the length of his stay.

If it matches with whats on his entry pass then Approved


Just nearly avoided disaster.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #65 on: October 18, 2013, 08:13:38 pm »

We are so screwed if the terrorists get a green ink pad and an APPROVED stamp.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #66 on: October 19, 2013, 04:06:19 am »

"Why are you here?"

"I'm going to work in Arstedania."

"Duration of stay?"

"Half a year."

You stamp his papers as everything is in order, for once.

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You wait two minutes before someone finally comes in. Is entrant line that short? You're not sure.

The entrant is a middle-aged man in thick glasses, and with bald head and beige trench coat. He looks at the booth, and then stares blankly at you.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #67 on: October 19, 2013, 04:37:41 am »

Papers Please.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #68 on: October 19, 2013, 04:54:44 am »

((Ah, here it comes ...))
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #69 on: October 19, 2013, 04:56:02 am »

"You think you can deny our existence like that? You and your government have made a grave mistake. You will pay for this." He is gone in few seconds.

The next entrant is an ancient woman, with round, wrinkled face and a flowery cowl. She smiles weakly and shows you her red passport.

"At last I'm coming home." She mutters quietly.

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PASSPORT: ARSTEDANIAN

Name: Sofia Sokolova
Date of Birth: 16.10.1918
ID #: A010-1309
Iss.City: Rusinia
Expiration date: 07.08.1979

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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #70 on: October 19, 2013, 08:19:55 am »

I'm sorry, but your passport is expired. Denied.

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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #71 on: October 19, 2013, 09:19:00 am »

The woman listens and then squints her eyes.

"What's tense? I don't understand."

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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #72 on: October 19, 2013, 11:31:59 am »

Ma'am, I'm afraid your passport has expired, more than three years ago, in fact. Please obtain a new one and return later.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #73 on: October 19, 2013, 12:07:45 pm »

The woman looked at the passport more closely, and then from a little distance, and then close again.

"Oh allright young man. Where do I have to do that?"

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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #74 on: October 19, 2013, 12:31:46 pm »

Scratch our head. "Actually, I'm not sure."

Check the rule book and such to see how someone's supposed to do that. If we can't figure out how, say the following: "I would suggest talking to the North Damestan government Emmigration offices. They may be able to help you more than I."
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