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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #45 on: October 18, 2013, 03:39:41 pm »

Indeed. She's already persisted. I think it's time to call for detainment.
No, not yet.
However, warn her of possibility of detainment if she persists.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #46 on: October 18, 2013, 03:45:23 pm »

You give her a stamp - another red stamp, that's it, and hand the documents to her. She stomps on the ground.

"NO!! I DEMAND to be allowed into Arstedania! Do you know with whom you're talking!? You better understand the gravity of this situation!"

You stare at her whilst your right hand eagerly pushed 'DETAIN' button. A buzz came somewhere from outside.

"What was that!? You think you can happily push buttons and deny my passport?"

"OUT!" One of the two guards that stood outside the booth yelled. After a moment, he stepped in and slammed the butt of his rifle against the side of her head, and the woman slid to the ground uncounscious. The two guards grabbed her and began to drag her out.

"Oh damn, she is heavy one..."

A moment later and your booth was clear of that annoying persona. Unfortunately, a minute or so must've passed before the next entrant went inside your booth; a small man of arabic-descent and impressive black beard, he handed a black passport and, of course, an entry permit.

"I'm passing through Arstedania."

Code: [Select]
PASSPORT: TERKVISH EMPIRE

Name: al-Mar, Assad
Date of Birth: 19.10.1938
ID #: T019-2844
Iss.City: Akkada
Expiration date: 18.12.1982

Code: [Select]
ENTRY PERMIT:
Carrier of this document is thereby allowed to enter Arstedania.

Name: Assad al-Mar
ID #: T019-2844
Reason for Entry: Transit
Duration of Stay: 2 days
Enter by Date: 14.11.1982

Quick glance at the clock and it's already 6:34
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #47 on: October 18, 2013, 03:50:56 pm »

"welcome to glorious Arstedania"

entry Permitted

((Also no krulik Star?, or whatever they were called?))
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #48 on: October 18, 2013, 03:56:13 pm »

Actually, no. IDCONFIRM button press time first. That's not how they usually do passports...I think it's forged.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #49 on: October 18, 2013, 03:57:21 pm »

Name order is unusual yes, hit IDCONFIRM up.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #50 on: October 18, 2013, 04:13:41 pm »

Only on Bay12 would "Customs and Immigration Officer" become an RP game. Still though, Glory to Arstotzka Arstedania!
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #51 on: October 18, 2013, 05:40:09 pm »

If we make mistake pretty much constantly, I'm sure passport-issuing authority make mistake too. GREEN STAMP and please enjoy the brothels on your right as you enter GLORIOUS ARSTEDANIA.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #52 on: October 18, 2013, 06:22:49 pm »

You're not sure if the name ordering is valid or not. You spend a while thinking about the thing but ultimately you stamp the papers.

The next entrant is a man in his thirties, with short black hair and large glasses. He presents you his passport.

Code: [Select]
PASSPORT: VOLARUS

Name: John Stepp
Date of Birth: 01.01.1950
ID #: V-1921
Iss.City: Volarus
Expiration date: 12.11.1984

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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #53 on: October 18, 2013, 06:38:19 pm »

Comrade I am afraid this shoddy documents cannot possibly be passport, because there is, has never been, and will never be such country as this "Volarus". Go byack to imaginary homeland.

Cover the DENIED stamp in excessive amounts of ink and stamp twice just to be safe. Toss his credentials back at him.

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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #54 on: October 18, 2013, 06:46:14 pm »

Detain him fool, this is obviously faked not just invalad
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #55 on: October 18, 2013, 06:49:56 pm »

Indeed. Where is his Entry Permit? His ID is in the wrong format. His issuing country and issuing city are not valid. The date of birth is obviously faked.

DETAIN him.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #56 on: October 18, 2013, 06:51:48 pm »

He's a Volarian, he should be detained purely on principle.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #57 on: October 18, 2013, 06:52:28 pm »

"This is an outrage!" He takes his passport. "I won't let you get away with this so easily, you just watch!" And then he stormed off, just as you had this nice idea to detain the crazy man from imaginary wonderland. Well, maybe next time.

Next entrant is a fat man in thick coat, and with grey hair and short beard. He presented both his passport and his entry permit.

Code: [Select]
PASSPORT: ARGASTAN

Name: Adolf Padarin
Date of Birth: 23.08.1931
ID #: R492-4291
Iss.City: Maldava
Expiration date: 27.10.1983

Code: [Select]
ENTRY PERMIT:
Carrier of this document is thereby allowed to enter Arstedania.

Name: Adolf Padarin
ID #: R492-4291
Reason for Entry: Work
Duration of Stay: 6 months
Enter by Date: 29.11.1982

Suddenly the M.O.A printer starts working again. You look at it but it doesn't print a strip - it started printing a full page document. It might take a moment for the machine to finish.

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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #58 on: October 18, 2013, 06:55:46 pm »

Denied

Wait for the M.O.A to finish, could be something important.

Edited: Not expired, that'll teach me not to remember the right year.
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Re: You Are Immigration Officer of Glorious ARSTEDANIA
« Reply #59 on: October 18, 2013, 06:57:32 pm »

Yes!

Lavish much red ink upon his passport.
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