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Nidilap

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The Rains of Boatmurdered?
« on: October 16, 2013, 10:42:33 am »
So, I've been watching and reading Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire, and thought a lot about the fall of House Rayne. And then I went, "Huh. You think they'd do good, but they just burned up. Kinda Like boatmurdered. Hey, Rains of Castamere+Boatmurdered=Awesome! So here I am, first couple of verses thought out.

"And who, are you, the Noble said,
That Red Spinel shall go?
Mini-Anvils must be formed right now,
Oh, no Elephants invade...

And the Halls, of History,
Or the outside lands,
Are all charred from magma.
And mines are hot, with the rage of those,
Who have had no booze...

And so it was, and so it was,
The dwarves of Kinmelbil...
But now the Elephants return,
To burn, and burn, all burn...
Yes, now the dwarves, all of Kinmelbil,
Will burn, as all will burn...

What do you guys think? Let's make this a parody song both Toady1 and Martin would be proud of!
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Matoro

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Re: The Rains of Boatmurdered?
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2013, 01:19:58 pm »
Song of Ice and Fire really reminds me of Dwarf Fortress. I've even planned for a mod based in it, which basically would make a bunch of different human civs and make the world more "human-like". The Rains of Castamere really gives me chills. Pretty good verses you have there.
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Re: The Rains of Boatmurdered?
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2013, 05:02:34 pm »
Thanks, but I just realized that I used Kinmelbil, which wasn't "Boatmurdered", it was the Fatherland, "Oaken Tomes". Boatmurdered was Koganusan, so, OOoooooopsies!
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A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

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Re: The Rains of Boatmurdered?
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2013, 05:59:23 pm »
Game of Thrones mod for Dwarf Fortress... That would definitely be interesting. Especially after the next version, depending on what can be done with some of the new stuff.
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