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zakanater19

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child vs legendary dwarf
« on: October 13, 2013, 04:07:09 pm »
So, i cheated and made a dwarf with superhuman everything and legendary everything; first order of business would be to punch some kids, amirite?


You miss

The child counterstrikes!
The child punches you in the head, fracturing the skull and jamming the brain!

You have been struck down.

Fuck sakes  :P
« Last Edit: October 13, 2013, 04:10:58 pm by zakanater19 »
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Larix

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Re: child vs legendary dwarf
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2013, 04:19:19 pm »
Assaulting a peaceful child with murderous intent? Just deserts, i'd say.
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Drazinononda

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Re: child vs legendary dwarf
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2013, 12:24:15 am »
Quote from: zakanater19 on October 13, 2013, 04:07:09 pm
So, i cheated and made a dwarf with superhuman everything and legendary everything; first order of business would be to punch some kids, amirite?


You miss

The child counterstrikes!
The child punches you in the head, fracturing the skull and jamming the brain!

You have been struck down.

Fuck sakes  :P

Ohhhha ha ha ha... I love this game.
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Children you rescue shouldn't behave like rabid beasts.  I guess your regular companions shouldn't act like rabid beasts either.
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Re: child vs legendary dwarf
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2013, 07:14:04 am »
You should have known better than to attack the bullied, secretly psychotic kid that is getting rapidly tired of the world's bullshit.
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Re: child vs legendary dwarf
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2013, 01:22:39 pm »
You forgot to wear armor, didn't you?
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Re: child vs legendary dwarf
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2013, 08:15:50 pm »
Fortune DOES favour the afraid cowards ( the guys who don't try to fight little girls)
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: child vs legendary dwarf
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2013, 03:01:52 am »
Quote from: zakanater19 on October 13, 2013, 04:07:09 pm
So, i cheated and made a dwarf with superhuman everything and legendary everything; first order of business would be to punch some kids, amirite?
The problem was that your dwarf was superhuman.

Had he been superdwarven, things would have turned out differently.
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Re: child vs legendary dwarf
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2013, 08:04:10 am »
Quote from: zakanater19 on October 13, 2013, 04:07:09 pm
So, i cheated and made a dwarf with superhuman everything and legendary everything; first order of business would be to punch some kids, amirite?
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