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[Remuthra]

Seriously, people. Why kill each other? Collectively, we lose power every time someone dies.

Good question. He never did tell us to kill each other instead of, I don't know, conquering a nation as only a large group of enormously powerful yet drunken wizards can do.

Because YOU GUYS ARE OBSTRUCTING MY WAY TO THE BOOZE

But I gave you a hat! Logic dictates you can just brew that into booze.

[Xantalos]

Seriously, people. Why kill each other? Collectively, we lose power every time someone dies.

Good question. He never did tell us to kill each other instead of, I don't know, conquering a nation as only a large group of enormously powerful yet drunken wizards can do.

Because YOU GUYS ARE OBSTRUCTING MY WAY TO THE BOOZE

But I gave you a hat! Logic dictates you can just brew that into booze.

BOOOOZE

[Remuthra]

Seriously, people. Why kill each other? Collectively, we lose power every time someone dies.

Good question. He never did tell us to kill each other instead of, I don't know, conquering a nation as only a large group of enormously powerful yet drunken wizards can do.

Because YOU GUYS ARE OBSTRUCTING MY WAY TO THE BOOZE

But I gave you a hat! Logic dictates you can just brew that into booze.

BOOOOZE

Would you like to try to brew my cheese atronach?

[Gentlefish]

Guys why don't we band together and raid liqour stores for our booze?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Why don't we all band toghether to be the BOOZE BANDITS! We can ride our dinochesesronachs to rob any booze trains and the alchahol within!

Edit: smart bastard puffer

[Persus13]

Guys why don't we band together and raid liqour stores for our booze?

Your group'll need a name, and hats.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

We got hats, one guy makes sure of that, and we can just be called the. Booze bandits, or booze banditos

[Remuthra]

The Dapper Draughtsmen?

[Gentlefish]

Smashed Spellcasters. Hammered Hexartists.

[squidgen]

Beardform a magical medkit. Heal self.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Martini magics?
Brewing bastards?
Alcohol artists?
Drunken destroyers?
Edit: 5 pages, 5 pages and a turn and we are at this stage.

I love you guys

[Joben]

This may be the Platonic Ideal of an RTD. 19 psychopaths causing mayhem with no rhyme or reason. On turn one.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Beauty incarnate really, it's like a masterpiece painting, except it'll try to kill you if you get to close but its the thought that counts

[Person]

Well, that was exciting. I almost want to try fireball again to see if I can roll an 8 and kill 19 players at once. That'd basically be the highest deaths in 1 turn in any rtd ever right? Hmmm, might just run a minimalist game myself sometime. However... Ah who am I kidding, who'd pass up an opportunity like that.

FIREBALL ALL THE THINGS.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Dammit, why can't we just work toghether?!