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[Persus13]

Name: David McUrist the Third
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Agent Summon- Can open a dimension and summon a suited man with sunglasses and an earpiece who has superhuman powers. The only problem is that David has no control over the man, and the man will destroy anything in his path
Drunken Mastery A target must have drunken twice for this spell to have an effect. The target's failures (aka, one or lower) become an epic success ( take the absolute value of a number then add six to it.)
Zombification Dead bodies can be reanimated to serve David's will.

[Lalasa]

Name: Kawaii
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
-Nyan~!: Summons a small catsplosion of kittens with parasitical natures.  They will stop at nothing to claim ownership over you and possibly drain your resources or whisper corruptions.
-Magical Girl Transformation: Takes two turns to cast and can be interrupted.  If successful Kawaii gains an adorable sailor costume, shiny staff, and sparkles.  Really bright sparkles everywhere.  Try not to look directly at it if it can be helped... it's like staring at the sun.
-Rainbow Laser: Casts exactly what it says in the name.  A pure beam of love and joy in every hue is blasted at the opponent in the name of friendship.  Who knew friendship burned so much?

[squidgen]

Name: Urist the Mostly Sober
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkenness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:

Beardform: Makes one's beard take on the shape and qualities of any object.

Summon Carpstorm: Causes vicious carp to rain down on a target.

Stupidity Beam: Shoots a beam of pure dwarven stupidity at a target. The target must find alcohol
immediately, or go insane.

[HmH]

SO MUCH YES

Name: Alan the Bad Writer
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Reality Check: Lets Alan clarify a detail about his surroundings, as long as it doesn't contradict the details that have been explicitly mentioned.
For example, if Alan sees a bartender in a tavern, the Reality Check lets him clarify that the bartender owes him a drink.
Word Play: Lets Alan remove or add a letter to the object's name, changing its very nature in the process.
For example, when someone is publicly stated to be a jerk, Alan can add an Y to them and turn them into jerky. Yum!
Artistic License: Lets Alan make something possible or impossible against all scientific knowledge and common sense.
For example, when faced with an imminent atomic explosion, Alan can employ Artistic License and survive by locking himself in a lead-lined refrigerator.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Screw it, I'll give it a go

Name: Sortan 'tis a flesh-wound ' Morgan
Health:20
Mana: 5
Drunkedness: 0
Spellcasting: 2+
Spells:
Exchange: in the case of a fatal or near fatal wound, this will cause the attack to hit a non vital part of the body ((like the arm))
Medical attachment: if one happens to find any type of corpse or humanoid alive creature, then one can exchange one body part with any other body part of the user, it takes 3 turns to modify, re size and meld the object to the correct body part, each turn takes 1 mana
SUPER!: depending on the roll, gain a random superpower for 3 turns, uses all mana and cannot regenerate or use mana for the time of superpower.
(If that's to overpowered just put in a standard teleport power.)
(Is that fine? Speaking of, what bonuses do we get for killing an enemy?)

[Yourmaster]

Name: Alex "The death" Orion

Health: 20
Mana:5
Drunkenness:0
Spell casting: 2+

Spells
Raise undead enemy: self explanatory. Uses two points of health

Soul crush: forces an enemy's soul to be destroyed, causing a near fatal wound. However much Health it has left is also what my health is

Drain health/mana: Can drain health or mana from an enemy, once per battle (is it okay that it is health/mana, or should I make it just health?)

[Playergamer]

Name: Urist McLolcats
Health:20
Mana:5
Drunkedness:0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Magic Missile: A homing missile made of magic.
Caltrops: Spreads metal spikes on the ground in front of the caster.
Magnetize: Makes the victim attract metal objects in the area.

[Remuthra]

I suspect Roll to D/R/D/D and its massive player base will haunt you forever, Sir Cheese.

[mastahcheese]

I suspect Roll to D/R/D/D and its massive player base will haunt you forever, Sir Cheese.

Yeah, this is way more popular than I expected.

I stopped reading through people's spell choices after the second page, so If something is overpowered, I'll just change it in game accordingly, like having a multi-effect spell only have one of it's effects go through at a time, or something.

If you didn't provide a description of your spells, then I'll just guess at what it's supposed to do.
That means that Scionox's second spell will be totally random, as I can read the other two, but not that one.

I'll write up the turn in a minute.

[mastahcheese]

You all walk into a bar.
At the same time.
The force of 19 dwarven wizards trying to walk through the door all at once causes the door to come off of it's hinges.
The bartender is enraged and tells you to get out.
It looks like you're being kicked out before you can even have one drink.
What do you do?

SO MANY PLAYERS

Spoiler: Dino Jack (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Summon Dinosaur
Summon Meteor
Magic Missile

Spoiler: Sofia Aurora (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Oblivion's Gate
Wraithshard
Catacylsm

Spoiler: XANTAWIZZERD (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
-SHADOW MANIPULATION, IN WHICH I FORM SHADOWS INTO SOLID OBJECTS.
-SHARPENING, IN WHICH I MAKE THINGS SHARP AND POINTY.
-TANGLED LAUGHTER, IN WHICH MAH VOICE MAKES PEOPLE GO INSANE AND SHIZ.

Spoiler: Lord Flabort of Greenseas the Seventh (click to show/hide)

There are 20 units of health in my possession
And I own 5 units of mana
I have no drunkenness
My estate contains +2 spellcasting
My Summon Armor spell keeps me protected
The peasentry shall kneel before my Summon Weaponry spell
Much of my wealth comes from my Negate Intoxication spell

Spoiler: Eric the Blind (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
- Torrent of Filth (A missile attack which blasts the target with a torrent of dangerous filth)
- Burning Mishap (A touch attack which causes the target to fall over and catch fire)
- Stagger of Deflection (A defensive spell which causes the target to stagger and trip opportunely at the moment of being attacked)

Spoiler: Lord Lyle of the Catgirls (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
-Summon Catgirls
-Transform
-Ensoberize

Spoiler: Lord of the Drunks (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
-Happy Hour
-Summon Drunken Brawlers
-Pink Elephants Rampage

Spoiler: Joe Bridger (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
-HATS! FOR EVERYONE!- I channel the power of Sheogorath.
-The Cure Hangover Spell- I remove two points of drunkenness from myself.
-Summon Cheese Atronach- Exactly what it sounds like.

Spoiler: Tim (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Intoxicate: Adds drunkeness to a wizard.
Summon Booze: Sprays a target with booze, soaking targets. Booze is slippery. High rolls may also add drunkeness.
Fireball: Boring, but practical. Use on something soaked with booze for a more potent fire.

Spoiler: Just Another Drunk (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkenness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Alcohol Torrent - Fires a blast of WizardBooze at the target. Requires at least three drunkenness to properly connect with the Alcohol Plane. Caster's Drunkenness -1 if it works, otherwise caster's Drunkenness +1.
Wizard drinking game - Caster's Drunkenness +2. Everyone within two feet gives drunkenness +1.
Transfer Alcohol - Briefly links two targets, one of which may be the caster. One gets more sober, the other gets dosed with WizardBooze. Has a small chance of an alcohol cascade, which causes the caster to take on drunkenness from either both targets, or the other target, as applicable.

Spoiler: Ignoto (click to show/hide)

Sanitas: XX
Magus: V
Ebrietates: Nil
Vis Incantatores: +II
Incantamenta:
Forma Draconis
Vi Obice
Chaos Elementarium

Spoiler: Godfrey (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkenness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Step Into My Office: allows to retreat into a pocket dimension resembling a lawyer's office, albeit a very dingy, small and dark one. If used within the office, allows to return to reality at a specific point.
Magic-Assisted Sobriety: decreases Drunkenness of either self or subject by three points (up to a minimum of 0) for three turns, at which point the drunkenness comes right back.
False Coin: allows to summon a variable amount of money that lasts for a day before completely dissipating, whatever form (paper, metal, electronic) it may have taken.

Spoiler: David McUrist the Third (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Agent Summon- Can open a dimension and summon a suited man with sunglasses and an earpiece who has superhuman powers. The only problem is that David has no control over the man, and the man will destroy anything in his path
Drunken Mastery A target must have drunken twice for this spell to have an effect. The target's failures (aka, one or lower) become an epic success ( take the absolute value of a number then add six to it.)
Zombification Dead bodies can be reanimated to serve David's will.

Spoiler: Kawaii (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
-Nyan~!: Summons a small catsplosion of kittens with parasitical natures.  They will stop at nothing to claim ownership over you and possibly drain your resources or whisper corruptions.
-Magical Girl Transformation: Takes two turns to cast and can be interrupted.  If successful Kawaii gains an adorable sailor costume, shiny staff, and sparkles.  Really bright sparkles everywhere.  Try not to look directly at it if it can be helped... it's like staring at the sun.
-Rainbow Laser: Casts exactly what it says in the name.  A pure beam of love and joy in every hue is blasted at the opponent in the name of friendship.  Who knew friendship burned so much?

Spoiler: Urist the Mostly Sober (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkenness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Beardform: Makes one's beard take on the shape and qualities of any object.
Summon Carpstorm: Causes vicious carp to rain down on a target.
Stupidity Beam: Shoots a beam of pure dwarven stupidity at a target. The target must find alcohol
immediately, or go insane.

Spoiler: Alan the Bad Writer (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Reality Check: Lets Alan clarify a detail about his surroundings, as long as it doesn't contradict the details that have been explicitly mentioned.
For example, if Alan sees a bartender in a tavern, the Reality Check lets him clarify that the bartender owes him a drink.
Word Play: Lets Alan remove or add a letter to the object's name, changing its very nature in the process.
For example, when someone is publicly stated to be a jerk, Alan can add an Y to them and turn them into jerky. Yum!
Artistic License: Lets Alan make something possible or impossible against all scientific knowledge and common sense.
For example, when faced with an imminent atomic explosion, Alan can employ Artistic License and survive by locking himself in a lead-lined refrigerator.

Spoiler: Sortan 'tis a flesh-wound ' Morgan (click to show/hide)

Health:20
Mana: 5
Drunkedness: 0
Spellcasting: 2+
Spells:
Exchange: in the case of a fatal or near fatal wound, this will cause the attack to hit a non vital part of the body ((like the arm))
Medical attachment: if one happens to find any type of corpse or humanoid alive creature, then one can exchange one body part with any other body part of the user, it takes 3 turns to modify, re size and meld the object to the correct body part, each turn takes 1 mana
SUPER!: depending on the roll, gain a random superpower for 3 turns, uses all mana and cannot regenerate or use mana for the time of superpower.

Spoiler: Alex "The death" Orion (click to show/hide)

Health: 20
Mana:5
Drunkenness:0
Spell casting: 2+
Spells
Raise undead enemy: self explanatory. Uses two points of health
Soul crush: forces an enemy's soul to be destroyed, causing a near fatal wound. However much Health it has left is also what my health is
Drain health/mana: Can drain health or mana from an enemy

Spoiler: Urist McLolcats (click to show/hide)

Health:20
Mana:5
Drunkedness:0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Magic Missile: A homing missile made of magic.
Caltrops: Spreads metal spikes on the ground in front of the caster.
Magnetize: Makes the victim attract metal objects in the area.

(If you kill someone, you get the top spell on their spell list.
When you revive, you'll be missing that stolen spell.)
(Also, drinking gives you 5 mana now, rather than bringing it to full, so you can drink a bunch and overload your mana so you won't have to slow down in the chaos.)

[Nirur Torir]

Cast Wizard Drinking Game.

[Remuthra]

Cast HATS! FOR EVERYONE!

[lawastooshort]

Cast Burning Mishap on the person nearest me and run to the bar.

[Harry Baldman]

Leave rapidly, quietly if possible, then cast False Coin.

[Person]

Cast fireball at the largest clump of people I can see. Take cover.