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[mastahcheese]

^{Why do I do this to myself?}
Wizards and Whiskey

Spoiler: Rules (click to show/hide)

You have 20 Health, and 5 Mana.
Casting a spell costs 1 Mana.
Drinking a bottle of booze restores Mana to full, and gives you 1 Drunkeness.
Every point of Drunkeness gives you a -1 to spellcasting.
You start with +2 Spellcasting.

Spoiler: Yo Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
-
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Spoiler: WTF is dis? (click to show/hide)

This be a minimalist RtD, non-illustrated, ta git mah creatizzle juices flowin until I can git back ta work on mah illustrated games.
There is pretty much no rules, other than listed above, so tha thangs up in dis biatch of tha exact roll you git wit yo' spells is up ta mah own narrative. 
((Sorry, bit of a gizoogle craze right now))
This is a minimalist RtD, non-illustrated, to get my creative juices flowing until I can get back to work on my illustrated games.
There are pretty much no rules, other than listed above, so the results of the exact roll you get with your spells is up to my own narrative.

[Gentlefish]

Spoiler: SO IT BEGINS (click to show/hide)

Name: Dino Jack
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Summon Dinosaur

Summon Meteor

Magic Missile

[HFS]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Sofia Aurora
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Oblivion's Gate
Wraithshard
Catacylsm

[Xantalos]

BIZZLE YES
MAH NAME IS XANTAWIZZERD
MAH SPELLS ARE
-SHADOW MANIPULATION, IN WHICH I FORM SHADOWS INTO SOLID OBJECTS.
-SHARPENING, IN WHICH I MAKE THINGS SHARP AND POINTY.
-TANGLED LAUGHTER, IN WHICH MAH VOICE MAKES PEOPLE GO INSANE AND SHIZ.

PLEASE TELL ME IF I'M DOIN IT WRONG.

[mastahcheese]

PLEASE TELL ME IF I'M DOIN IT WRONG.

Nope, you're good.

[flabort]

My name shall be Lord Flabort of Greenseas the Seventh
There are 20 units of health in my possession
And I own 5 units of mana
I have no drunkenness
My estate contains +2 spellcasting
My Summon Armor spell keeps me protected
The peasentry shall kneel before my Summon Weaponry spell
Much of my wealth comes from my Negate Intoxication spell

[lawastooshort]

Spoiler: Eric the Blind (click to show/hide)

Name: Eric the Blind
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
- Torrent of Filth (A missile attack which blasts the target with a torrent of dangerous filth)
- Burning Mishap (A touch attack which causes the target to fall over and catch fire)
- Stagger of Deflection (A defensive spell which causes the target to stagger and trip opportunely at the moment of being attacked)

[SOLDIER First]

Name: Lord Lyle of the Catgirls
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
-Summon Catgirls
-Transform
-Ensoberize

[Unholy_Pariah]

highly interesting concept

character sheet possibly incoming.

Name:Lord of the Drunks
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
-Happy Hour
-Summon Drunken Brawlers
-Pink Elephants Rampage

[Remuthra]

Name: Joe Bridger
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
-HATS! FOR EVERYONE!- I channel the power of Sheogorath.
-The Cure Hangover Spell- I remove two points of drunkenness from myself.
-Summon Cheese Atronach- Exactly what it sounds like.

[Person]

Name: Tim
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkeness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Intoxicate: Adds drunkness to a wizard.
Summon Booze: Sprays a target with booze, soaking targets. Booze is slippery. High rolls may also add drunkeness.
Fireball: Boring, but practical. Use on something soaked with booze for a more potent fire.

(Soberize self spells might be a bit too strong, but I suppose with only 3 slots you have to choose between survivability and lethality/utility. Say, what if on killing a wizard you could steal one of their spells. Might be neat.)

[Remuthra]

(Soberize self spells might be a bit too strong, but I suppose with only 3 slots you have to choose between survivability and lethality/utility. Say, what if on killing a wizard you could steal one of their spells. Might be neat.)

Replenish Mana is the best mana consuming spell. It allows me to cast spells then spend several turns hiding and magicking myself back to full mana.

[Nirur Torir]

Just Another Drunk
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkenness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Alcohol Torrent - Fires a blast of WizardBooze at the target. Requires at least three drunkenness to properly connect with the Alcohol Plane. Caster's Drunkenness -1 if it works, otherwise caster's Drunkenness +1.
Wizard drinking game - Caster's Drunkenness +2. Everyone within two feet gives drunkenness +1.
Transfer Alcohol - Briefly links two targets, one of which may be the caster. One gets more sober, the other gets dosed with WizardBooze. Has a small chance of an alcohol cascade, which causes the caster to take on drunkenness from either both targets, or the other target, as applicable.

((I made this before I saw Person's.))

[Scionox]

Nomen: Ignoto
Sanitas: XX
Magus: V
Ebrietates: Nil
Vis Incantatores: +II
Incantamenta:
Forma Draconis
Vi Obice
Chaos Elementarium

[Harry Baldman]

Name: Godfrey
Health: 20
Mana: 5
Drunkenness: 0
Spellcasting: +2
Spells:
Step Into My Office: allows to retreat into a pocket dimension resembling a lawyer's office, albeit a very dingy, small and dark one. If used within the office, allows to return to reality at a specific point.
Magic-Assisted Sobriety: decreases Drunkenness of either self or subject by three points (up to a minimum of 0) for three turns, at which point the drunkenness comes right back.
False Coin: allows to summon a variable amount of money that lasts for a day before completely dissipating, whatever form (paper, metal, electronic) it may have taken.