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[Xantalos]

Even I know that giving away diplo skills is a bad thing.
WE POLITELY REFUSE ... B*TCH.
...
You should wait for the opinion of other people besides me though.

[mastahcheese]

Tell her to shove it!
Then go scout out the fungal fields to recruit mindworms to render her armor useless!

I know how to play hippies in this game.

[Rankor]

As expected Ms. Knot-in-ass-Nazi has declared war because we refused to teach her advertising tactics. TO ARMS- with our lone stormsmoker, who just so happens to be near one of their invincible rovers


Not only did we defeat her rovers-of-doom, but our stormsmoker has learned the ways of Buddhism through Sam's Teach Yourself Discipline in 1 Battle!

And while in pursuit of another invincirover, we found a pizza full of green crystals.

[Rankor]

Bam, Biogenetics.

Just after, we encountered another wanna-be-robocop-rover, this time it must have had some weird space pronz, because our stormsmoker seems to be hard. And if you look at the bottom of the UI, you'll see that I finally convinced the town to build more stormsmokers so we can go look in the tall grass for more noodles. Any suggestions on what to build next? If you saw OP, we can't choose what to research, but we can give it a tendancy; right now I believe it's on Explore and Discovery, I would like to ask if we should add in Fascism to the mix, or if there are any other suggestions as to what to lean for.


Also, I forgot that while we were off playing Persia with the Spartains (This time in our favor), our union-worker-bot decided to pave a new road and connect it with a mine, as shown below.


Alright, so, I'm going to head to bed for tonight, but I'll pick it back up in the morning and see if we've gotten any attention over the night. IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z, WE HUNT FOR NOODLES, EXPLORE, RESEARCH AND DO THINGS! STAY TUNED!

[EuchreJack]

Good luck!  Take those gun freaks down!

[Xantalos]

Good luck!  Take those gun freaks down!

RAAARGH HIPPIE SMASH PUNY WARRIOR CULTURE

[FritzPL]

holy shit this is the epitome of victory through incompetence

watching this hard

[LordSlowpoke]

holy shit this is the epitome of victory through incompetence

watching this hard

stop posting what i'd post

actually post what i'd post it's less effort for me to just +1 your ptw

[Rankor]

My apologizes everyone, my internet went out this morning and it took my ISP about 2 hours to fix. I had full intentions of posting earlier today though! On a positive note, THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!

The dood in the center of the screen, closer to the enemy base, is hardened, while the one that's just left Burning Man is a noob.

Update: We've found a base of theirs. I assume our intentions are to raze it to the ground? We don't even have Applied Physics or whatever yet... Nevertheless, we can claim this whole continent to ourselves! Then, afterwards, we can pretend to be peace-loving, pot-growing hippies while we secretly build nuclear weapons! We will outmatch Gandhi!



Update 2: Perhaps my attempt at razing was a bit misguided... Their defending dood activated the incase-of-emergency-C4-explosion button on our hardened dood. New idea, we prevent them from getting past our lines, and continue research until we have adequate technology.

[Rankor]

One turn after, it seems Carmon Santiago is still pushing for advertising tactics

Again we

Tell her to shove it!

??

[Xantalos]

SHOVE IT

[Rankor]

NATURE LOONIES? This MuntCuffin just called us NATURE LOONIES!
Whatevs, we just discovered the secrets of the brain!

Anything useful we should look into from this?

Update: HOLD THE PHONE OUR SCIENTISTS JUST HAD NERD GASMS!


MOBILITY B*TCHES! Time to make our own invincible speedracers!

Update 2: We've finished the colony pod for a new base. Name and location?

[Meta]

Hehe, I've got an idea for the name: Elven Retreat!
Where to? Near the nice food bonus, south-east, or maybe south, near the river and the coast.
And go conquer our neighbour!

[Rankor]

Well, it seemed to be a safe idea, but on our way to founding Elven Retreat, we ran into noodles. Problem is, we only have a colony pod, so we can form our base here and then suffer the population loss as the noodles storm the city, or we can attempt to flee. What do?


Oh, and it isn't shown in the picture but I have the lower droid on his way to try and capture the noodles.

[Thecard]

I found this through the quotes thread. I'm staying because this looks amazing and hilarious.

Also, should we maybe probably run away?