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[GreatWyrmGold]

Since all SADIST wants is to destroy the earth, it makes sense to unleash a menace like that...

What makes you think it will turn destructive? It could as easily realize that promoting human survival so it can reach interstellar travel is in it interest.

[Baffler]

Or decide that SADISTS is the problem. That would be some beautiful irony though 

[wer6]

My thinking was, it wanted to consume all, why rely on those damnable humans when you can steal there tech, consume EVERYTHING on teh planet, then go out and build your own ship! which will be much better then having ot also rely on humans, Our goal is to annihilate the planet, True to the end, I shall simply annihilate the planet, and i shall live through it, since i shall ascent into the hive-mind.

[GreatWyrmGold]

My thinking was, it wanted to consume all, why rely on those damnable humans when you can steal there tech, consume EVERYTHING on teh planet, then go out and build your own ship! which will be much better then having ot also rely on humans,

Simply put, you can't know what will happen when you let the robots design themselves...

Our goal is to annihilate the planet, True to the end, I shall simply annihilate the planet, and i shall live through it, since i shall ascent into the hive-mind.

Ruling over a land where the rivers run with the tears of everyone who was hoping for some semblance of scientific accuracy in this game.
So, basically just my tears, it seems.

[wer6]

My thinking was, it wanted to consume all, why rely on those damnable humans when you can steal there tech, consume EVERYTHING on teh planet, then go out and build your own ship! which will be much better then having ot also rely on humans,

Simply put, you can't know what will happen when you let the robots design themselves...

Well, I am going to ascent to become the robots, so.

Our goal is to annihilate the planet, True to the end, I shall simply annihilate the planet, and i shall live through it, since i shall ascent into the hive-mind.

Ruling over a land where the rivers run with the tears of everyone who was hoping for some semblance of scientific accuracy in this game.
So, basically just my tears, it seems.

Pretty much pinpoint accuracy, Because games are for fun, and I just realized I didnt spell checked any of my posts today

[sackhead]

Sadist
begin moving asteroids into earth collision secretly.
have puppet pope declare Sunshines world government that of the anti-Christ
begin suporting people who disagree with world government
 

[LegendaryWoodBurner]

Sadist
begin moving asteroids into earth collision secretly.
have puppet pope declare Sunshines world government that of the anti-Christ
begin suporting people who disagree with world government
 

Few questions...

When did you subvert The Vatican? and since when did you construct rockets big enough to move an asteroid? I'm all for creativity mate but we cant just make this stuff up without proper preparation.

[10ebbor10]

We got the systems required for asteroid moving last turn.

Research
Develop space station sized cloaking shields.

Impossible. That violates the Second LAw of Thermodynamics or cooks the ship, your choice.

Perfect cloaking is impossible. Imperfect cloaking, is not. We just have to cloak the station's earth side, and can freely radiate emissions to the other side


On a side note, I want to veto the current nanobot plan's since it's essential one guy creating his own personal army using all our resources.

[sackhead]

Sadist
begin moving asteroids into earth collision secretly.
have puppet pope declare Sunshines world government that of the anti-Christ
begin suporting people who disagree with world government
 

Few questions...

When did you subvert The Vatican? and since when did you construct rockets big enough to move an asteroid? I'm all for creativity mate but we cant just make this stuff up without proper preparation.

around here

Join Sadist
Using data from Nasa's near earth object program begin project to set large objects, posibly comets on colision course with earth.
set up labratory to design colosal ion engines capable of changing orbits of planets and moons

You analyze the possibilities of setting near Earth objects on collision courses. There are a couple asteroids that could be set on a collision course, but for comets it's pretty much impossible at the moment. You'd have to modify the orbit when they are quite far away, i.e. in the Kuiper Belt and other faraway places. You design engines that can be attached to asteroids and then used to alter their orbits.

Start several internet campaigns to turn populace against sunshine ink
1. comparing there recent military actions of sunshine ink to the Nazis and other fascist regeimes
2. portray their leaders as the antichrist and deliberately attempt to make it appear they are fulfilling the prophacies
3. one implying they are being funded by Monsanto and big tobacco 

kidnap various religious leaders and replace them with puppets

secretly start taking over major corporations especially Nestle and Monsanto

The internet is largely unusable and otherwise controlled by the Sunshine Squad. Internet campaigns by SADISTS are pretty much impossible. But you do spread propaganda as your influence allows it.
The impressionable and gullible join your cause, thinking that the Sunshine Squad really is fulfilling prophecies.
They actually are supported by large corporations like Monsanto. Taking over food corporations, or any corporations, really, is rather impossible. They are controlled by the Sunshine Squad. Or are the corporations controlling them...?

sorry we don't control the Vatican... yet
i second the veto
also i wish to start research into engineering virus's as a vector to deliver genetic code in mass to plants particularly cereal crops like wheat and rice
and make moves to take control of the Vatican and make it our puppet

[GreatWyrmGold]

have puppet pope declare Sunshines world government that of the anti-Christ

You'll probably need to be more creative. People have been accusing other people of being the Anti-Christ ever since John wrote down his Revelations.

sorry we don't control the Vatican... yet

...I am trying very hard not to make a joke at religion's expense. You pitched it right over the plate, but people are going to be offended if I take a swing.

While I'm here...


Get Hinduism on our side, because destroying the world will screw up reincarnation cycles.

[wer6]

well how about i just take 40 metal to make all the nanites and stuff, not all the nanites, and I will simply just design the  the vehicles.

[LegendaryWoodBurner]

You analyze the possibilities of setting near Earth objects on collision courses. There are a couple asteroids that could be set on a collision course, but for comets it's pretty much impossible at the moment. You'd have to modify the orbit when they are quite far away, i.e. in the Kuiper Belt and other faraway places. You design engines that can be attached to asteroids and then used to alter their orbits.

Ah i see where you designed the engines Sackhead, but you still need to actually build them.

[Yourmaster]

Sadist
begin moving asteroids into earth collision secretly.
have puppet pope declare Sunshines world government that of the anti-Christ
begin suporting people who disagree with world government
 

I agree with the veto
Few questions...

When did you subvert The Vatican? and since when did you construct rockets big enough to move an asteroid? I'm all for creativity mate but we cant just make this stuff up without proper preparation.

around here

Join Sadist
Using data from Nasa's near earth object program begin project to set large objects, posibly comets on colision course with earth.
set up labratory to design colosal ion engines capable of changing orbits of planets and moons

You analyze the possibilities of setting near Earth objects on collision courses. There are a couple asteroids that could be set on a collision course, but for comets it's pretty much impossible at the moment. You'd have to modify the orbit when they are quite far away, i.e. in the Kuiper Belt and other faraway places. You design engines that can be attached to asteroids and then used to alter their orbits.

Start several internet campaigns to turn populace against sunshine ink
1. comparing there recent military actions of sunshine ink to the Nazis and other fascist regeimes
2. portray their leaders as the antichrist and deliberately attempt to make it appear they are fulfilling the prophacies
3. one implying they are being funded by Monsanto and big tobacco 

kidnap various religious leaders and replace them with puppets

secretly start taking over major corporations especially Nestle and Monsanto

The internet is largely unusable and otherwise controlled by the Sunshine Squad. Internet campaigns by SADISTS are pretty much impossible. But you do spread propaganda as your influence allows it.
The impressionable and gullible join your cause, thinking that the Sunshine Squad really is fulfilling prophecies.
They actually are supported by large corporations like Monsanto. Taking over food corporations, or any corporations, really, is rather impossible. They are controlled by the Sunshine Squad. Or are the corporations controlling them...?

sorry we don't control the Vatican... yet
i second the veto
also i wish to start research into engineering virus's as a vector to deliver genetic code in mass to plants particularly cereal crops like wheat and rice
and make moves to take control of the Vatican and make it our puppet

[10ebbor10]

You analyze the possibilities of setting near Earth objects on collision courses. There are a couple asteroids that could be set on a collision course, but for comets it's pretty much impossible at the moment. You'd have to modify the orbit when they are quite far away, i.e. in the Kuiper Belt and other faraway places. You design engines that can be attached to asteroids and then used to alter their orbits.

Ah i see where you designed the engines Sackhead, but you still need to actually build them.

Building and using goes into the same turn. I mean, it happened like that for a hundred others things too.

well how about i just take 40 metal to make all the nanites and stuff, not all the nanites, and I will simply just design the  the vehicles.

Uhm no. That's almost 1/3 of our production. Which is way to much for your own personal army, considering there's 10 people on this team. Though well, it's not for me to dictate other people's game, I'd say you get 15 ton of metal and whatever's left, at least.

Anyway, another idea

Spoiler: Special Project: The Black rain (click to show/hide)

An aerial nanobotic agent designed to filter the atmosphere of impurities. It gathers micro particle dust* and consolidates them into black raindrops. Additionally, it also burns methane out of the atmosphere through reaction with ozone.

Sneak this project into the Sunshine environemental protection plans.

Pro's:
Nuclear and other waste particles rain down on earth
Devastates ozon layer
Arcelerates global warming

Drawbacks:
Solves some pollution

*Which are know to delay global warming

Also, people. Watch out with those massive quote posts.

[wer6]

Well, Ill take fifteen metal then, and then I thought about it A bit, instead of letting the bots design them selves, We'll see what and why they need to adapt to, and then the "managers" approve or deny it, Simpler, I think.