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[10ebbor10]

((Why would you use ion engines. We have nuclear reactors. Orion drives are a thing.))

the explosive required to move a planet or moon are immense, far more than earth could resonably produce. i plan to use nuclear impulse to move the NEOs the ion engines are so we can adjust the orbits of planets and inarticulate moons in the future an ion engine can just be turned on and run indefinitely

Uhm nope. A ion engine still uses massive amounts of energy. After all, it accelerates particles using massive magnetical field. However, unlike a nuclear warhead, it takes a lot of time to produce any meaningfull amount of force, while most orbital maneuvers are more effective with instantaneous bursts.

Construction

All the weaponry designed last turn. EMP systems to disable their tanks, aircraft, and Hazmat suits. Bioweapons to deal with the grunts.


Deploy all bio weaponry available against enemy troops. I highly doubt they have top level Hazmat suits, so we're expecting 95% casualties there.
Activate a scorched earth protocol when, and only when an enemy threatens to invade any facility. Light up the oil, retract all control rods, disable the cooling systems and blow up everything left.*
Go guerilla(we do have stealth suits after all) . Support any resistance, of which there'll be many.
Evacuate key personnel to space. Equip all space stations with cloaking technology. Use special agents to sabotage or takeover enemy spaceships.



*You do know that our oil production is Nuclear, and not equipped with an outer radiation containment system. You're looking at Tsernobyl scale disaster at every single powerplant

[LegendaryWoodBurner]

No matter, our only goal is to ensure that humanity survives. Naturally this means a population of 13,000 within a relatively small proximity and a small area of habitable land. Anything else is second to your destruction.

[10ebbor10]

No matter, our only goal is to ensure that humanity survives. Naturally this means a population of 13,000 within a relatively close area and a small area of habitable land. Anything else is second to your destruction.

Nope, your goal is preventing the destruction of Earth. Even if humanity evacuates, you loose. For now, you're very much aiding our goals.

[sackhead]

Start several internet campaigns to turn populace against sunshine ink
1. comparing there recent military actions of sunshine ink to the Nazis and other fascist regeimes
2. portray their leaders as the antichrist and deliberately attempt to make it appear they are fulfilling the prophacies
3. one implying they are being funded by Monsanto and big tobacco 

kidnap various religious leaders and replace them with puppets

secretly start taking over major corporations especially Nestle and Monsanto

((Why would you use ion engines. We have nuclear reactors. Orion drives are a thing.))

the explosive required to move a planet or moon are immense, far more than earth could resonably produce. i plan to use nuclear impulse to move the NEOs the ion engines are so we can adjust the orbits of planets and inarticulate moons in the future an ion engine can just be turned on and run indefinitely

Uhm nope. A ion engine still uses massive amounts of energy. After all, it accelerates particles using massive magnetical field. However, unlike a nuclear warhead, it takes a lot of time to produce any meaningfull amount of force, while most orbital maneuvers are more effective with instantaneous bursts.

yes but they can be powered by sauces such as solar which is effectively limitless, if we detonated all of the earths nukes on the moon it would barley move it. if we constructed a colossal ion engine powered by immense banks of solar panels and ran it for 20-30 years we could barly move it. the mass of the moon is (7.34767309 × 10^22) kg
the erth curentl has around 17,000 nuclear warheads. lets say they are all the size of the tzar bomba 50 megatons
that equates to 850 gigatones or roughly 3.5x10 to the 21 newton/meters
the momentum of the moon is about 7.5x10 to the 25 newton/meters more than 2000 times as much with 17000 50 megaton bombs you could change the moons velocity by. (3.5e+21[impulse of more than earths entire nuclear arsenal)/(7.34767309 × 10^22[mass of the moon])=0.04763412793 ms-1.
 
my math could be of your welcome to check it

[LegendaryWoodBurner]

Eh, it wont be too hard to keep a population large enough for sufficient genetic diversity alive on earth even under the most extreme circumstances, with proper preparation that is. Nobody said we had to keep earth pristine after-all, just ensure its barely good enough for humanity to survive on.

[10ebbor10]

On a side note, some calculations:

Energy density of Diesel/Gasoline: +- 50 Mj/kg
Energy density of Biomass:           +- 25 Mj/kg
Density of oil: 0.8 g/cm³ ==> 0.8 kg/ dm³==>0.8*10¹² km³
Meaning: 12*10¹² kg oil.
Therefore required Energy input: 300* 10¹² MJ
Average output of 1 Thermonuclear power reactor:  1000 MW* = 525600000 MJ/year
Approximate amount of plants: 570776

I suspect I have made some errors there. Otherwise, this is the end of humanity. And the planet.

*Electrical energy. Thermal energy is 3 times higher.

((Why would you use ion engines. We have nuclear reactors. Orion drives are a thing.))

the explosive required to move a planet or moon are immense, far more than earth could resonably produce. i plan to use nuclear impulse to move the NEOs the ion engines are so we can adjust the orbits of planets and inarticulate moons in the future an ion engine can just be turned on and run indefinitely

Uhm nope. A ion engine still uses massive amounts of energy. After all, it accelerates particles using massive magnetical field. However, unlike a nuclear warhead, it takes a lot of time to produce any meaningfull amount of force, while most orbital maneuvers are more effective with instantaneous bursts.

yes but they can be powered by sauces such as solar which is effectively limitless, if we detonated all of the earths nukes on the moon it would barley move it. if we constructed a colossal ion engine powered by immense banks of solar panels and ran it for 20-30 years we could barly move it. the mass of the moon is (7.34767309 × 10^22) kg
the erth curentl has around 17,000 nuclear warheads. lets say they are all the size of the tzar bomba 50 megatons
that equates to 850 gigatones or roughly 3.5x10 to the 21 newton/meters
the momentum of the moon is about 7.5x10 to the 25 newton/meters more than 2000 times as much with 17000 50 megaton bombs you could change the moons velocity by. (3.5e+21[impulse of more than earths entire nuclear arsenal)/(7.34767309 × 10^22[mass of the moon])=0.04763412793 ms-1.
 
my math could be of your welcome to check it

Yup, I know. Moving vast objects is kindoff hard. Even if we detonated all nukes ever in existence, we wouldn't make a dent. Point is, a single nuke detonated at the right moment, on the right place of the right asteroid can shift it's trajectory just enough to turn a near miss into a hit. Additionally, it will shatter the object, making stopping it significantly harder

[Yourmaster]

Create a lab for scientists to genetically modify our soldiers to be stronger, or maybe faster, or smarter. Send 50 troops on Poketwo. this guy is insane

[GreatWyrmGold]

Continue training Sunshine forces.

Train some of the Regulars into Special Operations experts. Something like Navy SEALs.

Send a representative to bring up SADISTS's plans to the UN and ask for their proposed plan of action.

[10ebbor10]

Send a representative to bring up SUNSHINE's plans to the UN and ask for their proposed plan of action.

FTFY

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Set off nukes in country's that don't support the Sunshine Squad and blame them for it. GM our soldiers and recruit more through deception and berainwashing.

[Detoxicated]

Sadists
Let the biologists crossbreed smallpox with ebola to create a new kind of supervirus.
Research supercomputers, able to process movement data from cameras, with the ability to give commands on itself. Research automated turrets. Research scorching lasers.

[10ebbor10]

Set off nukes in country's that don't support the Sunshine Squad and blame them for it. GM our soldiers and recruit more through deception and berainwashing.

Oh thanks. Material for third book in my bestselling series: "Sunshine:"Agents of Doom"

[GreatWyrmGold]

((You know, this game is a lot less fun if you basically "Do evil world-destroying thingy, then blame it on the guys trying to save the world" all the time. I swear, even Spider-Man doesn't face that issue this often.))

[sackhead]

Yup, I know. Moving vast objects is kindoff hard. Even if we detonated all nukes ever in existence, we wouldn't make a dent. Point is, a single nuke detonated at the right moment, on the right place of the right asteroid can shift it's trajectory just enough to turn a near miss into a hit. Additionally, it will shatter the object, making stopping it significantly harder

yeah that was my plan for the NEOs the ion engine was to try and crash the moon into the earth