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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2013, 06:36:49 pm »

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Encourage the production of Particle Colliders

Who knows, maybe one will create a black hole on accident, or even strange matter of that......matter
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2013, 06:37:48 pm »

Take aside 1,000 of the Sunshine regulars and send them through a super intensive training regimen aiming to make them into the perfect special ops unit to ever exist.

Construct a fleet of frigates and submarines to patrol and protect the worlds oceans.

Team: Sunshine Squad
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2013, 06:41:07 pm »

Sadist, Using what metal we have, Continue building up Space stations for metal, we need LOTS of metal! Also, Make sure that if Sunshine comes up to space, sabotage there space ships, With our troops.
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2013, 07:09:26 pm »

Sunshine Folks.

Continue militia-training programs.

Write a book which uses actual evidence to disprove the book which discredited us, while also bringing to light the connections between said book and the SADISTS.
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2013, 07:18:52 pm »

I sense sarcasm, so I will back off for now anyways start my own fraction, witch wants to take over mankind and the world, with me being the one in charge, but I will share some power.And start targeting those hippies with death, with their environmental stuff and such. DO YOU WANT HUMANITY TO NOT TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE???? Or be conquered by aliens.
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2013, 07:24:24 pm »

After going on my idea, if I still have time, hand Poketwo to the sunshine squad. He is a possible threat.
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2013, 07:33:39 pm »

I'm just targeting ones who have done more than 2 "hippy" actions, not only that, but I WILL post an solution to save the earth if the environment collapses, since I would expect. After that most of humanity will be MUCH more hippy-like.
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2013, 07:35:16 pm »

start my own fraction,
Tyops are fnu.
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2013, 02:38:06 am »

((Uhm, just FYI, those underwater communication lines are the backbone of transcontinental file transfer. A service also known as the internet))

Anyway, let's start with base defense.

Build several underground secret bases. A few on deserted islands, a few at active volcanoes, and some under the world's landmarks
Begin development of Project Pluto. (A nuclear ICBM) Of course, also refine and enrich uranium to make the actual warheads
Get our bioweapon experts to dig out a few all time favourites. Anthrax, poison gas, you name it.
Develop or steal the technology behind Project CHAMP. A simple missile emitting a microwave pulse, capable of generating a pinpoint or widespread EMP
Make sure all our troops have stylish biohazmat suits and such.

We also need resources:

Hijack The Sunshine squad's orbital and asteroid field metal mining facilities
Partially switch the nuclear facilities to the production of Hydrazine, a highly toxic and highly energetic fuel

And some more actions

Send our elite stealth troops to the CDC laboratory in the United states, and the VECTOR labs in Russia. They're to retrieve the last 2 remaining culture of smallpox.
Write another bestseller showing what deeds Sunshine has done. Reveal the split between the totalitarian environment protection folks, and the tolitarian folks.
Begin supplying weaponry to any protest organization in order to sabotage Sunshine. You can't stop the will of the people.
And well, recruit troops Who am I kidding. Begin the development of automated machines of PEACE and PROSPERITY. (EMP proofed)

((Also, I have a plan. I trust everyone else does too))

« Last Edit: October 13, 2013, 03:46:49 am by 10ebbor10 »
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2013, 03:47:17 am »

Planet stats:
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S.A.D.I.S.T.S.
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The Sunshine Squad
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poketwo's faction
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Use the stealth suits to start sneaking inside of sunshine malita bases and stealing resources. Also try to free sociopaths From asylums and convince them to join us. Only sociopaths. They know pain, and should be physically or mentally hardened. If they refuse, kidnap and force them

You manage to steal some resources from the Sunshine Squad. You also manage to free some sociopaths from mental asylums and hospitals, they are grateful and join your... cause. They join the ranks in your army.

Alright! with metal production now at 4 times the enemies, we can begin mechanizing and growing our armies.

Construct Jet and tank factories and begin production with an emphasis on fast, overwhelming global response at a moments notice.

Begin the process of subverting the worlds governments to fall in line with our administration, the ultimate goal being a world state under the Sunshine Squad

Begin another recruitment drive for militia volunteers, taking in as many as we can support, and continue training current militia into regulars.

Have the current Sunshine army (any not assigned to other duties) patrol and guard our facilities.

Improve Oil and fuel production facilities with any left-over resources when the turn is finished, in order to support mechanization.

Lastly begin research into space-flight technologies


I'm surprised by how evil an organization like the Sunshine Squad is, but i guess the only way to fight chaotic evil is with lawful evil.

Sunshine Squad!

The Sunshine Squad is turning into X-Com. You create new militiary factories, but they drain at your metal and oil production. Keep in mind that your things are still powered by oil. Oil is not exactly beneficial to the environment.
The governments of the world start falling into Sunshine Squad administration, if not peacfully, using bribes, threats and sometimes coups. The process is only at its beginning, however and will take a little while to complete. Popular support for the Sunshine Squad is not exactly high though, because they destroyed the popular Granola Jack Jack candybar and they're letting diseases ravage the population.
You continue training the militias into regular soldiers.
You assign them to guard industrial facilities.
You don't have enough resources to improve the mining facilities at the moment, however.
Interplanetary flight and permanent bases on other planets are now possible.

Sadist

Encourage the production of Particle Colliders

Who knows, maybe one will create a black hole on accident, or even strange matter of that......matter

You have enough metal to construct the particle collider. Keep in mind that all of the SADISTS's stuff is currently located on Earth and is very vulnerable to Sunshine Squad attacks.

Take aside 1,000 of the Sunshine regulars and send them through a super intensive training regimen aiming to make them into the perfect special ops unit to ever exist.

Construct a fleet of frigates and submarines to patrol and protect the worlds oceans.

Team: Sunshine Squad

Of the 1,000 soldiers that went through the training, only 200 survived or finished the training. These guys are the best the Sunshine Squad has. You don't currently have enough metal to construct any fleets at the moment.

Sadist, Using what metal we have, Continue building up Space stations for metal, we need LOTS of metal! Also, Make sure that if Sunshine comes up to space, sabotage there space ships, With our troops.

You create asteroid mining facilities aswell. The Sunshine Squad doesn't have any proper spaceships at the moment, so the SADISTS operations here should be safe for the moment.

Sunshine Folks.

Continue militia-training programs.

Write a book which uses actual evidence to disprove the book which discredited us, while also bringing to light the connections between said book and the SADISTS.

The training programmes continue. You disprove the book that discredited you, slightly improving public support for you.

I sense sarcasm, so I will back off for now anyways start my own fraction, witch wants to take over mankind and the world, with me being the one in charge, but I will share some power.And start targeting those hippies with death, with their environmental stuff and such. DO YOU WANT HUMANITY TO NOT TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE???? Or be conquered by aliens.

Okay, you start your own faction. You don't have much though. You'll have to work pretty hard to get anywhere. You threaten environmentalists and hippies, but they don't really take you seriously. You don't have much at the moment. How long before the Sunshine Squad will try to get rid of you? Or maybe cooperate with you? Oh, also, the SADISTS are humans, not aliens.

After going on my idea, if I still have time, hand Poketwo to the sunshine squad. He is a possible threat.

Your faction doesn't really have enough influence on Earth to do something like that, at the moment. Also, what do you think the Sunshine Squad would do to YOU if you handed him over to them?

((Uhm, just FYI, those underwater communication lines are the backbone of transcontinental file transfer. A service also known as the internet))

Anyway, let's start with base defense.

Build several underground secret bases. A few on deserted islands, a few at active volcanoes, and some under the world's landmarks
Begin development of Project Pluto. (A nuclear ICBM) Of course, also refine and enrich uranium to make the actual warheads
Get our bioweapon experts to dig out a few all time favourites. Anthrax, poison gas, you name it.
Develop or steal the technology behind Project CHAMP. A simple missile emitting a microwave pulse, capable of generating a pinpoint or widespread EMP
Make sure all our troops have stylish biohazmat suits and such.

We also need resources:

Hijack The Sunshine squad's orbital and asteroid field metal mining facilities
Partially switch the nuclear facilities to the production of Hydrazine, a highly toxic and highly energetic fuel

And some more actions

Send our elite stealth troops to the CDC laboratory in the United states, and the VECTOR labs in Russia. They're to retrieve the last 2 remaining culture of smallpox.
Write another bestseller showing what deeds Sunshine has done. Reveal the split between the totalitarian environment protection folks, and the tolitarian folks.
Begin supplying weaponry to any protest organization in order to sabotage Sunshine. You can't stop the will of the people.
And well, recruit troops Who am I kidding. Begin the development of automated machines of war. (EMP proofed)

Well, the Sunshine Squad surely has their own communication network. And soon they will patrol the seas, if they get the metal, so any damage will be repaired rather quickly.
You use the remaining metal to construct the underground bases. Currently you don't have enough to build anything else.
The scientists start working on said weapons and bioweapons. Without more resources, it won't be possible to construct them.
You successfully hijack the mining station from the Sunshine Squad, you guys have your troops mainly outside of the Earth and the bulk of them stationed on Earth. Both sides suffer losses during the operation. The station is damaged and doesn't work at full capacity at the moment.
The elites manage to steal one of the two smallpox cultures. Despite Sunshine Squad efforts, the story gets medialized and causes widespread panic. The other culture has been destroyed, to prevent something like this from happening again.
You expose Sunshine Squad interests once again, using the new information on their agressive efforts to owerthrow the world governments. Popular support diminishes once again and that slows sown their plans on unifying the world.
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2013, 03:55:15 am »

Join Sadist
Using data from Nasa's near earth object program begin project to set large objects, posibly comets on colision course with earth.
set up labratory to design colosal ion engines capable of changing orbits of planets and moons
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2013, 04:00:04 am »

Sell half of tanks produced to various tyrannical despots, rebel groups, and people who would be described as 'bad people' by the Daily Sunshine newspaper. Use profits to buy a skyscraper in New York and equip it as a business HQ, complete with advertising and customer services departments, as well as a cold call centre.
Have the weapons guys draw up blueprints for variants of the tank.
Send the currently-built tanks and some elite sadist soldiers (say, 50 or so) to demolish the Sunshine Squad tank factory.

EDIT - Also buy a load of HMGs and AA guns from the aforementioned customers and ring the entire tank factory with them. Also ensure that at least one of the variants is a flamethrower tank.
SECONDEDIT (hopefully not too late for update): Also Also request that at least 200 SADIST soldiers, in addition to the survivors returning from the raid, garrison the factory. Stockpile ammunition in it, make sure that it can and will be detonated by the last man if the S.S. are on the brink of capturing the facility.
Defenses take priority over business HQ if not enough funds available.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2013, 11:32:15 am by TopHat »
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2013, 04:03:36 am »

((Why would you use ion engines. We have nuclear reactors. Orion drives are a thing.))

Construction

Repair the asteroid base.
Commence enrichment of weapons grade uranium.
Make the researched bioweaponry

Research

Multiplicate the smallpox culture, and hide samples everywhere. (Make sure all our people are given a vaccine. There're only 5000, so it shouldn't be hard)
Designate one base as Bioweapon Production Facility Alpha. Here we develop a smallpox version that is resistant to the vaccine
Designate some other bases as Bioweapon production facility Beta-Delta, where we work on our other bioweaponry

Political

Threathen the release of smallpox should Sunshine take any offensive action against us or our assets.
Sell oil for metal, aim to keep a reserve of 75 km³. I mean, it's not destroying the environment if we're not using it.
« Last Edit: October 13, 2013, 04:06:55 am by 10ebbor10 »
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2013, 04:13:36 am »

((Why would you use ion engines. We have nuclear reactors. Orion drives are a thing.))
the explosive required to move a planet or moon are immense, far more than earth could resonably produce. i plan to use nuclear impulse to move the NEOs the ion engines are so we can adjust the orbits of planets and inarticulate moons in the future an ion engine can just be turned on and run indefinitely
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Start broadcasting fake  plans for a join US south Korean preemptive nuclear strike in north Korean air space
« Last Edit: October 13, 2013, 04:17:46 am by sackhead »
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Re: Destroy the Planet!
« Reply #44 on: October 13, 2013, 04:16:31 am »

Fuck popular support and fuck your smallpox, it's for The Greater Good

Ape-shit time, send the sunshine army after any and all SADIST bases and personnel we can locate, top priority targets are as follows from top priority to lowest:

Find that damn smallpox culture and burn it, along with all their virology equipment
Invade and occupy enemy mines and oil rigs, we need to recoup our losses from the whole space fiasco
Invade the enemy tank factory, re-purpose it to produce mobile missile defense platforms.
Engage the SADIST military wherever we can find them on the planet, leave none alive.
Take out the enemy Research Labs and Particle Collider
Sniff out the enemies underground bases


Any and all casualties are acceptable, we need to burn these demons in their pits regardless of the martyrs required.

Continue subverting world governments, accelerate the pace of conversion by threatening and outright directing all media in a pro-sunshine direction

Raid SADIST stockpiles for resources

Use subverted media for a massive propaganda campaign glorifying the Sunshine Squad as the saviors of mankind and espousing the virtues of The Greater Good.

Outright assume total control over any government subverted enough or small enough to take over, Call the new-found coalition of states the Solar Coalition.

Assuming media and government control is asserted, ruthlessly put down any dissension and institute the fervent state-policy of "The Greater Good", make it almost religious in character (Think Stalinist cult of personality, except geared towards an abstract ideal) 

Begin SADIST purges in all governments under our control (for instance, we get reliable info that a SADIST might be there and we burn down a village just to be sure) Naturally, cover up all of these instances.

Direct resources towards the production of several (think around 5) space frigates armed with 155mm. artillery cannons as it's main armament, and guided missiles as it's secondary. Equip it with nuclear fusion powered engines.

And once more, expand metal production facilities with any left over resources.(though i doubt there will be)


I'll see your X-COM, and raise you a Tau Empire.
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