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[highmax28]

turn into a bronze colossus and EAT THEM!

[Putnam]

Bronze Collosssuses do not eat!

[Liber celi]

Turn into giant spider, dig your den under Nek's house

We need a den after all, for being a giant spider now.

[highmax28]

Well, then change the command!

leave as a bronze colossus and look for bandits and monster camps!

[Putnam]

Turn into giant spider, dig your den under Nek's house

We need a den after all, for being a giant spider now.

Nek lives in the keep; there's already a set of catacombs down there! However, being a giant spider living in the catacombs sounds nice. You'll probably make it your base/den/lair.

leave as a bronze colossus and look for bandits and monster camps!

You ask Nek about surrounding areas in the hopes that you can find a minotaur or something to beat down. She tells you of a minotaur lair, conveniently. You turn to leave when she says that you need to know something about your powers.

Listen or just go kill a minotaur?

[highmax28]

listen cause knowing is half the battle!

[Liber celi]

Listen but look at your imaginary wrist watch demonstratively; you're a busy reality shaper!

[Rumrusher]

why not Befriend the Minotaur, surely we could reason with it and maybe change her Citizenship. just to be sure check to see if we have an citizen Civ id.
also reanimate the Kobold and have them carry our new friend around like they are her Mounts.
Then form a Base north of the minotaur's lair so that when ever you need to Rest.

Spoiler: ooc (click to show/hide)

 oh an adventure game based on Dfhack wonder how crazy the suggestions will get.

[highmax28]

Couldn't agree more. Some guy already called the circus in a village already, so that's done and overwith

[Putnam]

Spoiler: ooc (click to show/hide)

 oh an adventure game based on Dfhack wonder how crazy the suggestions will get.

Spoiler: ooc (click to show/hide)

As crazy as I'm willing to put up with. This is pretty crazy, mind. I've been railroading very slightly into talking to a priest, but this update is the end of that.

listen cause knowing is half the battle!

Listen but look at your imaginary wrist watch demonstratively; you're a busy reality shaper!

You turn around and indicate that you wish to listen.

Nek: I've been told about you. I know your predicament.

Willow: You do?

Nek: Yes. You are an incarnation of Armok.

Willow: No I'm not. How could I be? I don't feel the need to kill, I don't want to...

Nek: You do not feel the need? Have there not been voices in your head telling you to turn into some horrible creature and eat us?

Willow: Well, yes, but...

Nek: Your will is done to the world around you. What you want to happen usually can and will. All you need to do is want it enough. Here, try it. Make my name "Goober" and the world will agree with you.

That's crazy, but hey.

Goober: See? Go ask the lord what my name is.

You ask and the lord says that her name is Goober. Well you'll be.

why not Befriend the Minotaur, surely we could reason with it and maybe change her Citizenship. just to be sure check to see if we have an citizen Civ id.
also reanimate the Kobold and have them carry our new friend around like they are her Mounts.
Then form a Base north of the minotaur's lair so that when ever you need to Rest.

The kobolds are gone! You've left them behind. If you find another one, you'll be sure to reanimate them.

CHAPTER III: THE MINOTAUR AND HOME

You figure you could probably try to befriend the fearsome creature. It's intelligent and skilled. Then again, everyone seems to hate it. You imagine that if you went in town with it, they would attack it.

Attack or befriend?

Befriend or destroy?

[highmax28]

attack and destroy the minotaur! its a monster for a reason!

make sure you carry its head as a trophy! And then eat the rest of it as a giant cave spider!

[DVNO]

Attack and kill then Re-animate the Minotaur as a Thrall.

That way, The Priest can't say we went back on our word, and yet all that minotaur won't go to waste.

We're a demi-god, why does death need to have meaning anymore? 

[highmax28]

Attack and kill then Re-animate the Minotaur as a Thrall.

That way, The Priest can't say we went back on our word, and yet all that minotaur won't go to waste.

We're a demi-god, why does death need to have meaning anymore?

Make sure that's after you claim the head as a trophy

can tell its a minotaur without a head, right? No problems!

[Putnam]

attack and destroy the minotaur! its a monster for a reason!

make sure you carry its head as a trophy! And then eat the rest of it as a giant cave spider!

why not Befriend the Minotaur, surely we could reason with it and maybe change her Citizenship. just to be sure check to see if we have an citizen Civ id.
also reanimate the Kobold and have them carry our new friend around like they are her Mounts.
Then form a Base north of the minotaur's lair so that when ever you need to Rest.

You're torn on the issue. You figure it'll be more difficult to go back on killing, butchering and eating a minotaur than befriending it, so you'll try befriending it first.

...

Ah. To your jubilation, you find that there are two minotaur in here.

You try to befriend the child. Its own mother kills it. In a rage, you turn into a bronze colossus, break both of its arms, and punch it in the head, slamming it into a wall 30 meters away. You grab your pick, butcher the body and eat its heart, then take its skull with you.

You're beginning to think that Goober had a point.

[highmax28]

Well, that works out all well!

Flaunt the minotaur head by waving it about in Goober's face and then ask him for a quest!