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[Jboy2000000]

They're so funny, I want to have them on hand in case I ever need a funny, crappy pick-up line.

[FinetalPies]

...As it just so happens:

Daaaaaamn girl, I want to wrap your legs around my face and wear you like a feed bag!
---Wow, looks like I'm going to have to reward creativity tonight!

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
---Yeah, and you're going to repay me tonight

Your parents must be retarded, because you are special
---I can drool on you if you like it that way

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.
---It looks like a letter bomb to me. Let me blow it up

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
---I hope you don't have a foot fetish, but I'm game

If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater
---Come over tonight and I can show you what it's like

If I could change the alphabet baby, I would put U and I together!
---As long as you put a condom between them, I'm all for it

Hot damn. You're built like a brick shithouse, honey
---Hehe, I'll let that one slide. Besides, I like country folk...

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
---But you're not, so the pleasure's all mine

You don't sweat much for a fat chick
---Just wait until tonight, baby

Your lips look sweet. Can I taste them?
---Sure, but you can't use your mouth

What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?
---Oooo, we should get stoned too! Hehe

Stop, drop and roll, baby. You are on fire.
---I'll stop, drop and roll if you do it with me

I'm new in town. Couuld you give me directions to your apartment?
---But if we use a hotel, you won't get shot by an angry spouse tonight

Let's play squirrel. I'll bust a nut in your hole
---Winter is coming. You'd better bust more than one

Are you Jamaican? Cuz Jamaican me horny
---Let me invite you to visit my island paradise. Tonight

I'm big where it counts
---Oooo, let me see!

Let's play trains... you can sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew
---All aboard baby!

Do you want to see something swell?
---I'd rather feel something swell

Hey baby, you're kinda ugly. I like that
---You're not so cute yourself. Wanna get a room?

I know I've seen you on the back of a milk carton, cuz you've been missing from my life.
---That's sick. I can do sick tonight

Is it hot in here or is it just you?
---Not as hot as we'll be tonight you slut

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
---You can apologize later if it isn't any good

Wanna play army? You lie down and I'll blow you away
---I hope we're shooting blanks, soldier. I'm out of condoms

I lost my phone number. Could I have yours?
---How sweet! You can call me tonight...

Hey pop tart, fancy coming in my toaster of love?
---Oh, man... just don't tell andybody I'm seeing you

What's your sign?
---The one that says 'Open All Night'

Your sexuality makes me nervous and this frustrates me
---My sex could do even more

Those pants would look great on the floor of my bedroom
---So would my underwear

You smell. Let's go take a shower
---Don't you like it dirty?

If you were a laser, you'd be set on 'stunning'
---Oh.. oh, god. I can't believe I'm going to date a Trekkie

Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you've got a nice set of buns
---They make a yummy bedtime snack

Stand still so I can pick you up!
---I think you'll appreciate the way I move after tonight

Say, did we go to different schools together?
---Yeah, and tonight we can try different positions together

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
---Yeah. I hope you remember the lube this time

I'm not the most attractive person in here, but I'm the only one talking to you
---Hey, I could do better. But I'm feeling cheap tonight

I have a genital rash. Will you rub this ointment on me?
---Only if I'm not allowed to use my hands

Is that a keg in your pants? Cuz I'd love to tap that ass
---Oh, it isn't safe for you to drive like that. You'd better stay the night

Hey, you wanna go rub one off?
---You bet, baby

Are you tired? You've been running around in my thoughts all day
---Then stop *thinking* about it and come over tonight

Can I lick your forehead?
---You can lick all my decals off, baby

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!
---Goober. You wanna hook up tonight?

Fuck me if I'm wrong but you want to kiss me, right?
---You're wrong

Do you have stars on your panties? Your ass is outta this world!
---You'll have to whip out your rocket to get some. Let's do it

[FinetalPies]

I don't know how to look inside the code or anything, so that list was gathered (a few patches ago) by just asking people out and writing down what they/I said until I was reasonably confident I got them all.

[Darvi]

I guess I'll go look at the source code then.

Spoiler: Pick-up lines are: (click to show/hide)

• "Hey baby, you're kinda ugly.  I like that."
• "I lost my phone number.  Could I have yours?"
• "Hey, you wanna go rub one off?"
• "Hot damn.  You're built like a brick shithouse, honey."
• "I know I've seen you on the back of a milk carton, cuz you've been missing from my life."
• "I'm big where it counts."
• "Daaaaaamn girl, I want to wrap your legs around my face and wear you like a feed bag!"
• "Let's play squirrel.  I'll bust a nut in your hole."
• "You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me."
• "You don't sweat much for a fat chick."
• "Fuck me if I'm wrong but you want to kiss me, right?"
• "Your parents must be retarded, because you are special."
• "Let's play trains...  you can sit on my face and I will chew chew chew."
• "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
• "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!"
• "What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?"
• "Do you have stars on your panties?  Your ass is outta this world!"
• "Those pants would look great on the floor of my bedroom."
• "If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
• "Are you tired?  You've been running around in my thoughts all day."
• "If I could change the alphabet baby, I would put the U and I together!"
• "Your lips look sweet.  Can I taste them?"
• "Nice shoes.  Wanna fuck?"
• "Your sexuality makes me nervous and this frustrates me."
• "Are you Jamaican?  Cuz Jamaican me horny."
• "Hey pop tart, fancy coming in my toaster of love?"
• "Wanna play army?  You lie down and I'll blow you away."
• "Can I lick your forehead?"
• "I have a genital rash.  Will you rub this ointment on me?"
• "What's your sign?"
• "Do you work for the post office? "Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package."
• "I'm not the most attractive person in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
• "Hi.  I suffer from amnesia.  Do I come here often?"
• "I'm new in town.  Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
• "Stand still so I can pick you up!"
• "Your daddy must have been a baker, cuz you've got a nice set of buns."
• "If you were a laser, you'd be set on 'stunning'."
• "Is that a keg in your pants?  Cuz I'd love to tap that ass."
• "If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater."
• "Stop, drop and roll, baby.  You are on fire."
• "Do you want to see something swell?"
• "Excuse me.  Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?"
• "Say, did we go to different schools together?"
• "You smell...  Let's go take a shower."

Spoiler: And the desirable replies: (click to show/hide)

• "Foolish human!"
• "Never thought I'd hear that..."
• "STRANGER DANGER."
• "I am not laughing, mortal!"
• "Gag!"
• "You would make jokes with the likes of me?!"
• "I am above such mortal sins!"
• "You foul, disgusting human...!"

[Jboy2000000]

Oh Darvi, did I ever say I love you? ... Because if I did, I was probably drunk.

And thanks for the list.

[Neonivek]

I am starting to think the creators of this game watch a lot of porn.

though given I don't watch any... for all I know the pick up lines in them are genius and not hilariously groan worthy.

[Jboy2000000]

No, trust me, these are horrible. And I think Foxy/Toady just found these somewhere else and slapped them in, if not Toady must be a god of shitty pick-up lines.

[SealyStar]

No, trust me, these are horrible. And I think Foxy/Toady just found these somewhere else and slapped them in, if not Toady must be a god of shitty pick-up lines.

If you ever said any of these to anyone, you would get a slap mark slightly larger than Rhode Island across your face.

[FinetalPies]

Some of them I feel are pull-offable. Like "I lost my number could I have yours?" Because NO pickup line is actually good, you might as well be funny.

Of course some of my favourites include "You don't sweat much for a fat chick"

[Shadowscynthe]

@SealyStar (this message is off-topic.    )
Agreed. that is all.

[mosshadow]

Wow just wow...... I never knew there were so many!

[TCM]

No, trust me, these are horrible. And I think Foxy/Toady just found these somewhere else and slapped them in, if not Toady must be a god of super hardcore freaky sex with all the fine ladies in his vicinity.

FTFY.

Honestly, some of these are so genius that I think Fox and Toady are the ones that made 'Em.

[Jonathan S. Fox]

I didn't add any pickup lines myself, so you can thank Toady and/or his brother Threetoe for them. A lot of the pickup lines aren't original to LCS, but typically the they don't have responses, since the whole concept of the pickup line is normally one-way. For example, the pickup line "if you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning" predates the game, but the response "I can't believe I'm going to date a Trekkie" is unique to LCS.

[a1s]

"if you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning".

That should really be "phaser", since lasers can't stun (they can 'burn', and 'burn more'). Phasers (from Star Trek, conformed by the response) magically have the ability to stun all (or most, as plot demands) living beings without harming them (or completely destroy them in a flash of red light.)

[TCM]

"if you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning".

That should really be "phaser", since lasers can't stun (they can 'burn', and 'burn more'). Phasers (from Star Trek, conformed by the response) magically have the ability to stun all (or most, as plot demands) living beings without harming them (or completely destroy them in a flash of red light.)

These pick-up lines are meant to seduce members of the general public, and 'lasers' is a more accessible term for many people to understand in a simple pick-up line than 'phasers'. Yeah, it's technically incorrect, but I doubt that matters when you're trying to get into the pants of that Lawyer lady you're speaking to.