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Author Topic: +1 -1? Tower: Necrotic tower edition! DLC: Game master controls mode!  (Read 6689 times)

Humaan

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #60 on: October 07, 2013, 09:56:32 pm »
You curse at you lack of preparedness, go outside and exchange the AUTOGRAPH for a EXPOSITION FAIRY to warn you about floormasters

If you could only shut it up...

Floor: 1

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« Last Edit: October 07, 2013, 10:00:05 pm by Humaan »
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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #61 on: October 07, 2013, 10:19:45 pm »
"HEY! LISTEN! HEY! LISTEN! HEY!"

You are so annoyed by the fairy you fail to notice the floor is missing.

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LeoLeonardoIII

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #62 on: October 08, 2013, 01:27:51 pm »
You wander around the basement for a while and acquire a sack of finely-ground wheat seeds.

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CyberUrist

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #63 on: October 08, 2013, 02:41:32 pm »
You suddenly find a pile of video games. You can't wait to be a useless piece of s**t all day and play them, until you are suddenly FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.

Floor: IT KEEPS HAPPENING (-413)
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Remuthra

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #64 on: October 08, 2013, 03:00:58 pm »
You are stalwartly informed that the stairs were just an optical illusion. By falling down them, you have found yourself in Illusionland.

Floor -413
Location: Illusionland
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #65 on: October 08, 2013, 05:25:27 pm »
Reality hits you when you see a fat guy in a speedo.(Floor 1 (It was a illusion the whole time.))
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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #66 on: October 08, 2013, 05:38:10 pm »
Quote from: HissinhWalnuts on October 08, 2013, 05:25:27 pm
Reality hits you like a fat guy in a speedo.(Floor 1 (It was a illusion the whole time.))
FTFY

You smell bacon coming from a couple levels up.

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #67 on: October 08, 2013, 06:13:23 pm »
Bribe a kobold with bacon. The kobold knows a secret passage to the next floor.

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Remuthra

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #68 on: October 08, 2013, 06:18:06 pm »
You admire the lovely view, with the pretty attack choppers outside. You're sure this has no bearing on the future at all.

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #69 on: October 08, 2013, 06:24:09 pm »
Quote from: squidgen on October 07, 2013, 08:24:46 pm
The floormaster found you again

Floor 1
GOSH DANG IT THE WALLMASTERS ARE THE ONES THAT PUT YOU AT THE BEGINING OF THE DUNGEON!

The attack helicopters blow up your tower, knocking you down to 1 again.

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #70 on: October 08, 2013, 07:17:17 pm »
The gusts from the attack helicopters brush aside some debris and reveal a rather crummy shop.

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Store: 1
Flour: 1
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HissinhWalnuts

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #71 on: October 08, 2013, 07:19:27 pm »
The store turns out to be a sex trafficking gangs hideout that sells to girls!

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #72 on: October 08, 2013, 07:20:23 pm »
The floormaster realizes its mistake, and shows a wallmaster where you are

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #73 on: October 08, 2013, 07:22:59 pm »
The gang in the shipping container comes down the stairs and beats you up! Up one floor that is!

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Re: +1 -1 tower
« Reply #74 on: October 08, 2013, 07:31:56 pm »
Moving down the stairs, you discover an underground river. You deploy your shipping container and prepare to set sail.

Floor: -2
Location: SS Shipping Container
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