Speed through the bars! Can't hold the fastest falcon alive with your puny hole-filled metal!
[5+1=6] You speed trough the bars with finesse, it seems your captors didn't think trough much in terms of holding cells for small, avian specimens. There are a variety of dark silhouettes along the hallway of different shapes, they do not notice you.
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Run sub-routines to make sure I haven't gone mad.
Last time I check, I was in Japan and I don't recall anything about a Oppress Fest.
[5] Yep, this isn't Japan, this much is obvious. Everythign seems to be optimal except for the fact that you are not in Japan, and that you are in a cage....And about to be Oppressed in one way or another.....
FUN!!Tailoa looked at the cell holding her with disgust- Oppress Fest. Dear Xiaver, she thought, I've been brought... here?
However, this was not too bad- as a Jiwhel, she had some modicum of escape.
If there are bars, Tailoa simply squishes through them, a stretchy membrane combined with being made of liquid being quite helpful. Otherwise, she looks for any cracks big enough that her organs could get through, and attempts to drain through them.
[4] Oppress Fest's funding has REALLY Hit the fan lately, what was once a gory Successful spectacle suddenly was turned into a Semi-Succesful spectacle...Scandals..Scandals, anyways they stopped carrying proper Jihwel holding cells about... about the time they brought in Chubby Checker, as a result you seep trough the cracks of your cell and materialize on the other side, the "Gaurds" Begin to breath heavier, but continue to patrol the hallways as the announcers list of the countless sponsors.
Nngh... noise. What's going on, and... god, it's cold, where did my bed go...
Bars? These aren't too close together... might need to get a little crafty, to escape, but...
Look around cage, preferably for something weapon or bar-like to help pry the bars. Even if nothing appears, attempt to squeeze through using my thin, lithe body and slick scales.
[6] You look around, and to your amazement you find that not only is your cell well furnished, but that there appears to be a Rodian (
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Rodian) Butler Smiling at you, coverring his eyes and holding out a vibro crowbar
Captain Morgan opened his eyes. He regretted it. He closed them again and rifled through the pockets of his coat for a bottle of booze. Nothing like the hair of the dog for a morning like this. He found nothing. Morgan sat bolt upright, cursing his ringing head and salted tongue. He was never without booze, never. Unless...
The Captain stood, picked up the first available object that felt like it could do some damage, and waved it threateningly into the darkness. "What am I? Where's happening?" A part of Captain Morgan's pickled brain realized that the words coming out of his mouth weren't in quite the right order, but he didn't care. He'd just woken up in a strange dark place with distinct lack of naked women and/or booze. This did not bode well.
Find improvised weapon. Threaten random objects, animate or otherwise, for information.
[3] "NAGELL, AYE KILL YE WILL LET GO I!!" You yell at the top of your lungs waving a particularly jagged rock, one of the guards yell back in a strangely half monotone half robotic tone, "Shut it, if you return to your human kennel i suggest that your Your maternal Ancestor would Biiiteee youuuu" Well it's official..These guys are sassy.
Magello slowly wakens in his cell, his electrical impulses flaring up as he floats upward. Just a cell.
Hm. It appears he has been incarcerated. And oppressed. For the entertainment of others, no less. How embarrassing.
Examine the cell for anything interesting.
[5] It doesn't take long for you to find something interesting, there is a coffee table in your cell..And on it is a large book titled "The phone book of the universe" And next to that is a...Oh..That's cute, a two way pager.....This should be fun...
"YET ANOTHER, message from our 900th sponsor"
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GORBLAH IS GOOD LIKE A...*Alien noises* DRAIN PIPE SHOULD"