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Author Topic: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination *IT'S ALIVE!?*  (Read 11502 times)

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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #75 on: October 08, 2013, 01:04:11 am »

The two arguing men from below give a second, even louder, shout, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?", scaring away the bird. Perhaps it was for the best, the bird has a wife and kid at home, perhaps he should avoid dangerous work adventuring.
Damnit, there goes plan BirdLootShiny. It was a good plan, too. It involved a bird looting shinies. Very creative.
"I'M BEING A WIZARD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #76 on: October 08, 2013, 01:48:17 am »


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Is this acceptable?
Aye
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My dreams are not unlike yours - they long for the safety, and break like a glass chandelier.
But there's laughter and oh there is love, just past the edge of our fears.
And there's chaos when push comes to shove, but it's music to my ears.

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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #77 on: October 08, 2013, 02:06:48 am »

" A great deal, why are you so eager for us to leave? "

A pair of my men rejoin me while the rest do the search.
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Caine's law.
And so, here at the end of days, you are as you’ve always been. Willing to die. Not willing to quit.

Vengeance is mine saith the Lord but this morning. He's going to fucking well have to share.

Is she worth it, would you burn the city to save her? For her, I'd burn the world.

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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #78 on: October 08, 2013, 05:28:35 pm »

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"ROBBING SOMEONE/GETTING ROBBED" The voices answer, this time differing. The people continue to look at you, completely confused.

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You look around your new surroundings. You are not very impressed. The only visible buildings are the outpost you just came out of and a broken-down attempt at a factory. There is nothing else but barren, scorched Earth. The land your target has run to is a wasteland as far as your eyes can see.

You had just exited the portal moments ago, after a several month long flight and a thousand credits to get through the door. Nobody had any idea who you were talking about. They don't exactly keep records of everyone who comes in, and even if they had, he would probably find away around it. None of the soldiers had seen him. You are in a strange wasteland with no leads.

What do you do now?

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Two of your men rejoin you as swiftly as you asked.

"Why? Your first action upon entering this valley was to murder the first people you saw. It would be a sin to let you anywhere near my castle. There are only two ways to deal with your kind, and I am now attempting the first."

What do you do now?
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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #79 on: October 08, 2013, 09:51:51 pm »

"ROBBING SOMEONE/GETTING ROBBED" The voices answer, this time differing. The people continue to look at you, completely confused.
"WAIT, THERE'S STUFF WORTH STEALING IN THIS PLACE? WHAT, DO YOU HAVE A FISH SHORTAGE OR SOMETHING?"
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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #80 on: October 08, 2013, 09:59:42 pm »

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"THAT IS WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY! THEY ARE ASKING FOR WAY TO MUCH!/ YOU ARE LOOKING AT IT WRONG! WE ARE TAKING THE ECONOMY OF AN ENTIRE VILLAGE! EVEN IF WE JUST PICK POCKETED EVERYONE HERE, AND WENT ON TO THE NEXT VILLAGE, WE WOULD END UP *breath* MAKING A LOT OF MONEY! ITS LIKE TAXES!" Both men yelled once again. Both speaking at the same time kind of made things difficult to understand, though it is fortunate that everyone has been polite enough to answer you.

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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #81 on: October 08, 2013, 10:08:47 pm »

"SO HOW MANY VILLAGES HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO SO FAR?"
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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #82 on: October 08, 2013, 10:14:20 pm »

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" I HAVE NEVER...OH, THAT QUESTION WAS PROBABLY NOT DIRECTED AT ME!/ WELL THIS IS THE FIRST! YOU HAVE TO START SOMEWHERE!"

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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #83 on: October 08, 2013, 10:19:15 pm »

"SO THE FIRST VILLAGE YOU TRY IT AT YOU RUN INTO A WIZARD. WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AT THE NEXT ONE? YOU REALLY DIDN"T THINK THIS THROUGH VERY WELL."
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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #84 on: October 08, 2013, 10:24:37 pm »

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"LOOK AT MY ARM! IT IS A GOD DAMNED HAMMER! AND WE HAVE PISTOLS! WHAT CAN A WIZARD EVEN DO IN THIS SITUATION? WHAT IS A WIZARD ANYWAY *breath* SOME WOULD SAY THAT THE TECHNOLOGICAL WONDERS WE POSSES EQUATE OR SURPASS YOUR WIZARDRY! BESIDES, HOW MANY WIZARDS CAN RANDOM FISHING VILLAGES HAVE?"
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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #85 on: October 08, 2013, 10:38:16 pm »

Cast Wildcard again, over their boat.
Flourish staff overhead.
"WIZARD!"
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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #86 on: October 08, 2013, 10:43:46 pm »

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You prepare to cast wildcard stating the arcane words..... Suddenly, a mighty buzz filled the air! A single bumble bee flew over the boat! The villagers and raiders had apparently shut out the memory due to the sheer terror of the situation. Their sanity wouldn't be able to take it. They just continue to look at you, confused.
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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #87 on: October 08, 2013, 10:49:00 pm »

"IN ANSWER TO YOUR PREVIOUS QUESTION... ENOUGH!"
Cast Fire Bolt on the water just behind their boat.
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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #88 on: October 08, 2013, 10:53:32 pm »

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You cast fire bolt, sending an arrow of red light down past the boat. There is a small explosion of steam, spraying a mountain of water out into the crowd. The head robber's face becomes red, and the water on his head burns into steam as well.

"GIVE ME ONE REASON NOT TO SHOOT YOU!"
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Re: Through the Portal: Fantasy-Scifi Combination
« Reply #89 on: October 09, 2013, 12:13:17 am »

"I'M CAPABLE OF SHOOTING FIRE AT YOU WITH MY MIND, YOU THINK I DON'T HAVE METHODS OF STOPPING OTHER PEOPLE FIRING AT ME AND THEN TURNING THEM AND EVERYONE AROUND THEM INTO CATFOOD? HONESTLY, YOU DO SOMEONE THE FAVOUR OF POINTING OUT A FLAW IN THEIR BUSINESS METHOD AND THEY GET ALL HOSTILE. THAT'S THE TROUBLE WITH THE WORLD THESE DAYS, NO RESPECT FOR FINANCIAL PLANNERS."
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