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BlackMuffin

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Badass/Unusual/Nonsensical/Absolutely Retarded Titles
« on: October 04, 2013, 07:25:24 pm »

Title should be self-explanatory. What title has any of your adventurers or any of your companions obtained that stuck to you? I'll start by explaining the backstory to the title I just received today.

I just retired a macedwarf who managed to take out an entire family of night trolls and kill a marsh titan before forcing me to retire him as he lost one of his feet and I have been unable to find a crutch anywhere. After I killed all the night trolls (this particular kind was called a Night Hag) I received a rather interesting title:

"Urist Mineruled the Suicidal Carnage of Veils"

Now this isn't particularly impressive but when I first saw it I found it a lot more awesome than I should have. Now you have the opportunity to prove your adventurer is better than mine. owo
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Re: Badass/Unusual/Nonsensical/Absolutely Retarded Titles
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2013, 02:38:07 am »

As always in threads of this type, I feel inclined to mention Tosid Spearpriests the Fatal Fist of Spines and his faithful companion Slada Cooksharks the Creepy Recreations.
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Re: Badass/Unusual/Nonsensical/Absolutely Retarded Titles
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2013, 06:27:07 pm »

"Ud Sharkclobbered The Fist of Violence" is a bronze colossus.
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Re: Badass/Unusual/Nonsensical/Absolutely Retarded Titles
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2013, 04:16:25 pm »

A character of mine got "the Judges of Judging"
My badass axeman companion got "The Sword of Flimsiness"
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Re: Badass/Unusual/Nonsensical/Absolutely Retarded Titles
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2013, 11:29:43 pm »

My best adventurer ever was named Onol Skullstower the Oily Whims of Pointing.
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Re: Badass/Unusual/Nonsensical/Absolutely Retarded Titles
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2013, 11:18:54 am »

"The Savant of Flowers", Title of a surprisingly badass sounding demon I found ruling a civilization.

Basically a bipedal bull covered in violet scales with glowing eyes. It can spit webs, and is covered in masterwork rope reed/gemmed/dyed items that can deflect my iron sword.
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Re: Badass/Unusual/Nonsensical/Absolutely Retarded Titles
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2013, 01:38:11 pm »

My best adventurer ever was named Onol Skullstower the Oily Whims of Pointing.
Mine wasn't quite as badass because 0.34.11 is awful for adventuring, but Azatoth Deathomen the Wax of Twilight was quite the hardass.
Fighting unarmed of all things, with a quest for vampirism or lycanthropy to cure his lack of functional arms and utterly smashed physique was fun.
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Re: Badass/Unusual/Nonsensical/Absolutely Retarded Titles
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2013, 03:53:36 pm »

My best adventurer ever was named Onol Skullstower the Oily Whims of Pointing.
Mine wasn't quite as badass because 0.34.11 is awful for adventuring, but Azatoth Deathomen the Wax of Twilight was quite the hardass.
Fighting unarmed of all things, with a quest for vampirism or lycanthropy to cure his lack of functional arms and utterly smashed physique was fun.

Oh God how the hell do you get someone that banged up short of falling on a pile of razor blades from two z-levels up without dying?
Wow.
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Re: Badass/Unusual/Nonsensical/Absolutely Retarded Titles
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2013, 05:28:16 pm »

Just got this one: The Craterous Saturnine Inferno
Don't know what to think of it.
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« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2013, 02:00:18 pm »

My most notable adventurer was called Rakfil Youthshoot the Failed Pungency.
Fitting, since he was using mainly maces.
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Re: Badass/Unusual/Nonsensical/Absolutely Retarded Titles
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2013, 03:10:39 pm »

I made the title but oh well

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