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[highmax28]

Jotun are killable, you just need an army of legendary warriors

[Splint]

Ahem. One does not simply fuck with Bridgedstreams.

[highmax28]

Ahem. One does not simply fuck with Bridgedstreams.

Bloody age was the same, and you know that

[Grim Portent]

Yeah but didn't Bloody Age get sealed up whenever things it couldn't handle showed up?

[Splint]

Yeah, but that's because of the whole "Jotun are massive bastards that throw fire" thing if memory serves...

[highmax28]

Yeah, but that's because of the whole "Jotun are massive bastards that throw fire" thing if memory serves...

Bloody age sealed up, but whenever a siege showed up, the warriors march out and teared them a new one. Only the Jotun killed any, and they killed sint last after he killed 3 and I think knocked one off into the moat which froze over before he could get out. This is why I never let splint have kids , she'd tear down the entire place down to its foundation and then some

[Splint]

What, don't want my badassery to continue?

[Grim Portent]

What, don't want my badassery to continue?

No fort can survive a badassery overload. When you gather too much badassery into one place you get a baddassery singularity and all of reality is drawn into a single awesome point before exploding outwards in an eye searing cascade of epic win.

[highmax28]

What, don't want my badassery to continue?

No fort can survive a badassery overload. When you gather too much badassery into one place you get a baddassery singularity and all of reality is drawn into a single awesome point before exploding outwards in an eye searing cascade of epic win.

Splints children would also probably become raging berserkers that would probably kick timeless bobs ass on a regular basis just to establish dominance. Then they take over the army with a bunch of raging soldiers that are all related and murser anything that came near the fortress till the Jotun arrive and murder everything that moves, and they'd all die in a suicidal attack that was "Dwarfy" to do

[Splint]

That seems to imply they'll be beaten.

[Fishybang]

Oi!  Sorry i haven't been on lately.  Dota happened, i might take a turn, ill think about it tho

[bsnott]

Dwarf please?

[Karkov]

Dwarf please?

Sure I'll dwarf you.  Kinda in a rut on Starbound right now anyway.  I'll start updating momentarily.  Got a choice of dwarf you want?

[Karkov]

Journal of Karkov:

Now that things have gone back to being slightly peaceful, the village has been running in a sort of automatic mode.  We went ahead and linked up a few of those floodgates in the river and finally made that lever useful.  We opened the floodgates and they flow wonderfully into some grates and create a small waterfall down by the fishing pier.



Not a bad idea of the old overseer.

Splint and Grim came up to me today, I thought we were in some dire need until they told me that Highmax might be a little bit angry if I gave him a new axe or anything.  I was curious and asked them why that would be.  I shouldn'tve asked.



I'm even less sure how to deal with this than I was five minutes ago.

[Grim Portent]

I was rather proud of building that room to exploit the waterfall, though Splint was the one who sorted out a proper drainage system for it.