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[Splint]

And an absolutel rediculous amount of bone arrows, hence my claim. But I dunno, as I've ignored nearly all thered messages due to it invariably being "Chickenshit McDumbass cancels finish bridge, interrupted by buzzard."

That's Urist McScaredypants to you, sir 

There are no Urists here. Unless humans and dwarves are suddenly the same.

[Karkov]

And an absolutel rediculous amount of bone arrows, hence my claim. But I dunno, as I've ignored nearly all thered messages due to it invariably being "Chickenshit McDumbass cancels finish bridge, interrupted by buzzard."

That's Urist McScaredypants to you, sir 

There are no Urists here. Unless humans and dwarves are suddenly the same.

Do you have any humans named Dagger?  We might have two Urists stacked on top of each other.

[4maskwolf]

And an absolutel rediculous amount of bone arrows, hence my claim. But I dunno, as I've ignored nearly all thered messages due to it invariably being "Chickenshit McDumbass cancels finish bridge, interrupted by buzzard."

That's Urist McScaredypants to you, sir 

There are no Urists here. Unless humans and dwarves are suddenly the same.

That was the joke.

[Splint]

No I mean there's literally no Urists here or anywhere. Pretty sure they all died.

[4maskwolf]

OH!

[Grim Portent]

No, there were just never any dwarves in the world. Of the ten civs spawned at the dawn of time the only vanilla ones were us and a kobold tribe. It's the reason we have no allies in the whole world. The remaining eight civs are all fortress defense ones.

[Splint]

And we've already had visits from the kobolds.

When using Fort defense, I strongly advise upping the number of civs placed to increase the chance of not all your allies getting obliterated or your civ being reduced to bandits and scavengers.

[highmax28]

And we've already had visits from the kobolds.

When using Fort defense, I strongly advise upping the number of civs placed to increase the chance of not all your allies getting obliterated or your civ being reduced to bandits and scavengers.

The bandits or scavengers idea is really good for story though

[Splint]

Whilst I was piddling along and Slate passed by without my even noticing, I have learned something. Soldiers who are on duty can spar and hold meetings with diplomats at the same time.

Learn somethin' new every day I suppose.

[Karkov]

I can see the Legendary Soldier sparring with a rookie, all the while talking to a diplomat:

"Nah see, we can't let those mugs go for anything less than, one second."  The rookie was trying to sneak up and tackle Highmax, Highmax casually kicked him across the room.  "Can't let 'em go for anything less than 3,000 urists apiece."  Highmax walked over to the rookie, grabbed the rookie by the nose with his right upper arm, and threw him into an armor stand.

The diplomat, being shown the great martial prowess of the fort during this meeting, agreed profusely to the price and hastened to dump all of the contents of his caravan for a litter of rather spectacular mugs.

[Proto105]

Bear in mind, we have guys with marksman skills like Fodientum. I think the chief physician has some too.

[4maskwolf]

From the diary of Maskwolf:
I am one of the last survivors of humanity. The great fortress of Silverspire was annihilated, razed to the ground, the earth salted, never to be lived in again. I was the only survivor. I do not know what do in providence allowed me to escape death, but I somehow made it past the invaders and into the mountains, knowing that  I had no chance of living.  Somehow, somehow, I came upon a fortress established by other survivors of humanity. We are the last remnants, the last point of light in a world fallen to darkness.  We have no choice. We must fight to survive. Humanity must endure. My skills as a carpenter will help us create what we need, at least somewhat. If we fall, may the gods have mercy on our souls, for we had failed.

[Splint]

Bear in mind, we have guys with marksman skills like Fodientum. I think the chief physician has some too.

Well it seems Fodientum has natural talent for using his chopping axe for chopping creatures as well as trees.

[Grim Portent]

I can't tell if that comment promises bloodshed or is merely an observation Splint.

[Splint]

Well, that depends on what an unlucky kobold getting chopped up counts as.

Also my apologies for the lack of updates. I'm into summer now, but a number of New Vegas mods are proving very distracting.

EDIT: Hey Highmax, what would you like your sprog to be named? Your wife just had a boy.