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zakanater19

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Most Ridiculous Death
« on: October 04, 2013, 06:53:34 am »
Ill start, just now i was fighting 3 macemen; i managed to kill two of them and one was running away then out of no where a "yak" charges me and kills me  :P
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Urist MacNoob

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Re: Most Ridiculous Death
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2013, 08:28:40 am »
Superhuman Willpower Jetstream Sam character is whipped in the finger, chipping the bone.

Faints. Whipped in the head, whipped in the head. Dead.

You know, the guy who butchered 40 goblins on his own. Killed by a finger injury.
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Re: Most Ridiculous Death
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2013, 06:30:14 pm »
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Re: Most Ridiculous Death
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2013, 01:23:17 pm »
Was massacring a villager as an axeman. Had about 35 kills. I had been hit in the foot early in the battle and was unable to stand but it didn't seem to slow me down when it came to killing. Until the farmer girl.

Sultrier came at me I sliced him in the chest, tearing apart his lung then cut his head off as other villages i had hacked up kept crawling away. I hacked an unconscious farmer up who then bled to death I entered the house where i had killed about 15 people and found an unconscious siege operator who I hacked in the head and crawled into the back room where I found four more people I managed to cripple the first one by hitting his foot then a few turns of rolling away later I sliced his arm off, the farmers arm off and the weapon smiths hand off one after another with single hits and the siege engineer died horribly as he had both arms removed in seconds and his guts spilled just before he bled to death.

There was now only one farmer girl left outside who was already wounded I crawled outside and slashed her in the arm tearing many nerves and opening an artery. She then kicked me in the head though my bronze helm and I promptly died instantly. It was  her first attack on me

I went back with a swordsman, found my girls corpse and donned her armor, helmet and wolf’s nail amulet I had looted from the village I then killed everyone again with mostly  head slashes I seemed unable to miss. The last person in the south of the village was a Presser and she had been slashed in the spine. Completely paralyzed, bleeding from several ugly wounds and slowly choking to death I watched her staying a few tiles away. After  a while I then dropped my sword and kicked her in the guts repesedily with a few punches for good measure to ensure she wouldn’t bleed out. She became enraged as I continued kicking her helpless, suffocating form  until she finally stopped moving. I then picked up her corpse and hurled it off the side of the mountain to rot in the sun.
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Re: Most Ridiculous Death
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2013, 03:53:43 pm »
Hammerdwarf, with a speardwarf companion, fighting a cave full of trolls- six altogether, can't recall exactly how many were children and spouses and how many were real trolls, but at least two were. I focussed on the children and spouse(s?), while my spearbro took down one of the trolls by himself. The second real-troll killed the spearman by stabbing him in the face (it had a bronze knife) and approached me. It started swinging at me, with two children/spouses left; I entered a martial trance, finally, and promptly dispatched the lesser trolls with blows to the head.

Then proceeded to fight the real troll for hours. I smashed every. single. piece of it into oblivion, shattering every bone in its body. I was sure I was going to kill it- it was reduced to "push" attacks, which barely bruised my armourless dorf's skin. It lay before me.... "I AM (whatever its name was) THE TWILIGHT OF SHADOWS. SLAYER OF (speardwarf)! PREPARE TO DIE!" I laughed quite heartily, and proceeded to continue beating on it. It refused to die, no matter how many times I hit its head. I resorted to biting it in an attempt to draw blood, but this was slow going, being a completely unskilled biter. I eventualy opened an artery, and felt confident that I would win. It lay before me and loosed its battle-cry again, though this time I was a bit more worried. I continued biting it, but after a while I got tired and had to slow down. The troll saw its moment. It hurled itself at me with all the force it could muster with its broken, shredded body, and bruised my brain. Instant death.

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Re: Most Ridiculous Death
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2013, 06:05:59 pm »
« Last Edit: October 11, 2013, 06:12:25 pm by dashadowlord »
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