((Fun fact: I've had this typed up minus the statuses for upwards of three hours.))
GO FIND ENEMY
HAVE THAT OTHER CRUNDLE DO THROW ME AT ENEMY AND THEN I KILL THEM COMBO
(4)He is busy! You try to get him to help, but he ignores you.
Banter with Kobolds. Find out what they're doing.
(5)They're just chilling out underground. Planning to raid some cr- CAVE SPIDERS! YES, CAVE SPIDERS! THEY DO HAVE SOME NICE LOOT, YOU KNOW!
HM! Woo! That means it'll work multiple times!
See if I can teach Cut to the kobolds, then see if anyone else want to learn it if they can, and then put it back.
I won't teach it to myself just yet, I'll save the move slot.
Also, that Agility looks awesome.
(5)You manage to manipulate the game mechanic uncertainty in your favour! Kobold A learned Cut! Kobold B learned Cut!
Neat!
Steel Jaws, again!
(3)Your glancing blow inflicts 1 damage.
===Crocodile Turn===
(2)The crocodile tries to chomp Krath, but misses.
Continue reading while the caricature of an Aussie fights with a crocodile
(4)You are getting pretty tired of reading this book. Your productivity is going to go down unless you take a break.
RECRUIT THE KOBOLDS TO THE CAUSE.
(1)Your loud shouting angers the kobolds. They will probably leave soon.
Name: Cromwell
Variant: Generic Crundle
Strength: 0
Toughness: 0
Dexterity: 10
Intelligence: 0
HP: 20/20
Moves:
Claw: 4 damage, 20/20 PP
Bite: 8 damage, 4/5 PP
Agility: Grants priority for four turns, 10/10 PP
Abilities:
(None)
Inventory:
HM 04 - Cut
Name: Crocodile Crundee
Variant: Aussie Crundle
Strength: 5
Toughness: 3
Dexterity: 2
Intelligence: 0
HP: 26/26
Moves:
Boomerang Claw: (Ranged) 2 damage, infinite PP
Digeridoo of Life: (Ranged) Heal 3 life, 10/10 PP
Steel Jaws: 9 damage, 3/3 PP
Abilities:
Crocodile Wrangler: Grants combat advantages over most wild animals.
Items:
Copper Knife: 4 damage, 40/40 DP
NAME: BADASS CRUNDLE
VARIANT: MACHO CRUNDLE
STR: 9
TOU: 1
DEX: 0
INT: 0
HP: 22/22
Moves:
CRUSHING SLAM!: 14 damage, Stun, 2/2 PP
IRON CLAW!: 6 damage, 14/15 PP
Abilities:
MACHO MAN!: Struggle inflicts double damage.
Items:
Rusted Chain Shirt: +2 defence; humanoid
Name: Crundlus Librum
VARIANT: Bookish Crundle
Strength: 0
Toughness: 0
Dexterity: 2
Intelligence: 8
HP: 20/20
MP: 32/32
Moves:
Throw the Book: (Ranged) 4 damage, 13/15 PP
Book Bash: 5 damage, 25/25 PP
Spells:
Summon Animated Book: Summons an Animated Book. (5 MP)
Abilities:
(None)
Items:
Backpack: Allows you to carry 10 items, not counting the backpack.
Heavy Textbook: A powerful melee book that increases Book Bash's damage by 1 when used.
Edged Book: A sharp-edged book that increases Throw the Book's damage by 1 when used.
Arcane Textbook: Contains a magic spell. [OOC: Not your spell. A different spell.]
Light Novel: Useless. Can be sold, or read for a morale boost.
Name: Glorious Maximus
VARIANT: Glorious Crundle
Strength: 4
Toughness: 6
Dexterity: 0
Intelligence: 0
HP: 31/32
Moves:
Macho Slam: 12 damage, 50% recoil; 20 PP
Glorious Strike: 5 damage; 19/20 PP
Abilities:
Glorious Strength: A 6 inflicts Stun, in addition to any other effects.
Name: Crundam
Variant: MECHA CRUNDLE
Strength: 3
Toughness: 4
Dexterity: 2
Intelligence: 1
HP: 28/28
Moves:
Steel Fang: 2 damage, infinite PP
Eye Beam: (Ranged) 4 damage, 9/10 PP
Abilities:
Steel Body: Reduces all damage taken by 1.
Robot: Immune to some spells.
HP: 10/10
Moves:
Cut: 6 damage, 30/30 PP
Abilities:
Speedy: Gain priority in an unmodified round. ((What? What are you talking about? This was always here. There's no way I forgot to put it here earlier.))
Items:
Copper Knife: 4 damage, 38/40 DP
HP: 10/10
Moves:
Cut: 6 damage, 30/30 PP
Abilities:
Speedy: Gain priority in an unmodified round.
Items:
Copper Knife: 4 damage, 38/40 DP
((If people split up, I'll add individual levels. For now, I'm keeping it simple.))
((Every time Firefox underlines a word that's spelled differently in Canada, I die a little.))
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