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Author Topic: Crundlemon!  (Read 13599 times)

wolfchild

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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2013, 03:27:18 pm »

Read a random book as I follow the others
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mastahcheese

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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2013, 05:33:05 pm »

I don't get the kobolds on my sheet?

Where kobolds are, loot follows. Initiate scan for TRACES OF NEARBY DORFS.
Assist!
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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #32 on: October 04, 2013, 05:49:03 pm »

I don't get the kobolds on my sheet?

Where kobolds are, loot follows. Initiate scan for TRACES OF NEARBY DORFS.
Assist!

Oops. They'll appear in an NPC section or something.
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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #33 on: October 04, 2013, 06:27:04 pm »

[Turn got deleted accidentally when pasting the inventory.]

ASSERT MY AWESOMENESS OVER BADASS CRUNDLE. THAT LITTLE POSER HAS NO CLASS.

(2)YOU HAVE NO CLASS!

Where kobolds are, loot follows. Initiate scan for TRACES OF NEARBY DORFS.

(5)You spot a couple of dwarves!

OVERSHADOW AWESOMENESS VIA GRATUTTOUS FACEPUNCHING

(6)You open up the fight against the dwarves with an IRON CLAW to the face! CRITICAL HIT! The dwarf suffers 12 damage!

Crikey! Be on the lookout for any cave crocs. They're nasty buggers.

(5)You spot one across a lake.

Read a random book as I follow the others

(5)You read your Arcane Textbook. You start to understand the spell contained within.

I don't get the kobolds on my sheet?

Where kobolds are, loot follows. Initiate scan for TRACES OF NEARBY DORFS.
Assist!

(5)You also spot the dwarves.

Spoiler: mastahcheese (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Pufferfish (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Xantalos (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: wolfchild (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Gamerlord (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Krath (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Kobold A (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Kobold B (click to show/hide)

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Combat has begun! The crundles and kobolds have gained surprise, and thus get a free turn!

Also, HP is 20 + Toughness * 2, and MP is Intelligence * 4.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #34 on: October 04, 2013, 06:34:49 pm »

Use Bite on a dwarf!
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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #35 on: October 04, 2013, 06:38:14 pm »

BOOMERANG CLAW the dwarf in the back.

EDIT: action fixed.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2013, 07:25:21 pm by Pufferfish »
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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #36 on: October 04, 2013, 06:45:10 pm »

Attempt to ride the crocodile into the dwarves.

Did you forget something?

Speed Edit: Also, the crocodile is across a lake. The original turn made this clear, but I might've forgotten the second time. Nope, it says across a lake. You could try to swim across.
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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #37 on: October 04, 2013, 06:49:09 pm »

Name: LoneCrundle
Variant: Crundle with Iron bones and Steel teeth- Crundilicus Annoyingicus Swarmicus Metalicus.

Strength:
Toughness:
Dexterity: +1
Intelligence: +8

Waitlist me `-O-O
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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #38 on: October 04, 2013, 07:05:35 pm »

That reminds me, I should make the waitlist.

Edit: Also, blademan9999, no negative stats.

Edit: The same goes for decimals.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2013, 07:08:42 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2013, 07:11:16 pm »

IRON CLAW A DORF

((What's this Struggle move that inflicts double damage?))
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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2013, 07:15:10 pm »

IRON CLAW A DORF

((What's this Struggle move that inflicts double damage?))

Pokemon reference. It's the move you use when you have no PP left; it sucks and inflicts recoil damage.

Struggle: 4 damage, 50% recoil; infinite PP. Can only be used once PP for other moves runs out.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2013, 07:19:01 pm »

((I really need to level up and learn some better moves.))
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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2013, 08:06:14 pm »

Initiate COMBAT against dwarves! Crundam uses STEEL FANG!
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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2013, 08:19:49 pm »

BOOMERANG CLAW the dwarf in the back.

EDIT: action fixed.

Did you
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wolfchild

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Re: Crundlemon!
« Reply #44 on: October 04, 2013, 08:22:21 pm »

Book throw with edged book at the dorf
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