Ha! I still can't "reliably" feed or booze my dorfs. My response to every siege is to draft all of my dorfs into squads and willy nilly toss them at the enemy all at once - before giving them time to collect their gear - which results in copious amount of ˇFUN! I regularly restart out shear OCD and "Opps, I dug the wrong wall"; constructed walls just don't look the same. I starve/drown/ˇSCIENCE! the majority of non-home civ caravans. I just built my first magma based metal industry this week after a couple years of playing DF. I lock moodie dorfs into the workshop about half of the time to starve because I rarely have materials I need to get'r'done. I consistently build my refuse/corpse/burial site outside of my fortress and scratch my forehead when I am overrun by undead body parts. I pull my security lever more often than not right when my only broker is on top of the bridge. I now embark with at least 3 dorfs with broker/manager skills because I always seem to find a way to get them kille....errr.... missing for over a week. I have reoccurring amnesia and consistently try to trade the elfies stone goods in wooden bins. I build all of my fortresses with doors EVERYWHERE because one of my earliest fortresses I flooded after trying to set-up some waterworks, yet I have yet to flood a single fortress since then and the doors never get used. My hospital usually consists of an area defined near embark next to the original wagon site I forgot to re-define and my rescue wounded dorf ends up attempting to carry my rescue wounded dorf who attempted to carry my rescue wounded dorf who attempted to carry my injured wrestler dorf to the hospital. Oh yeah, and I like broccolli but can't spell it.