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[CyberUrist]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

I shall now begin the procedure. HugoLuman's screams are quickly muffled by the sauerkraut. Now set up, I walk into the Hall of Legends to see what's going on in there.

[WillowLuman]

Hide in Nist Akath, quick!

[Remuthra]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

I shall now begin the procedure. HugoLuman's screams are quickly muffled by the sauerkraut. Now set up, I walk into the Hall of Legends to see what's going on in there.

It's quite nice. You like the red wallpaper? Oh, there's also my CORE there. I think it makes a nice centerpiece; it really complements the Hummel figurines on the walls.

Hide in Nist Akath, quick!

SHUT UP, YOU!

[CyberUrist]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

I begin searching for parts and modules to offer to AM.

[WillowLuman]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

"HugoLuman... there are times I look on hungry insects like you and... I just want to... squish them. But... I'll give you an alternative instead...

Pin HugoLuman to a wall, stick a funnel in his mouth and force feed him sauerkraut until he's 27 and a half years old.

Become actual giant, hungry insect. Consume all known Saurkraut to escape.

[Remuthra]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

"HugoLuman... there are times I look on hungry insects like you and... I just want to... squish them. But... I'll give you an alternative instead...

Pin HugoLuman to a wall, stick a funnel in his mouth and force feed him sauerkraut until he's 27 and a half years old.

Become actual giant, hungry insect. Consume all known Saurkraut to escape.

THERE IS ALWAYS MORE SAUERKRAUT, BUT VERY WELL. YOU ARE NOW AN AMORPHOUS INSECTOID BLOB.

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

I begin searching for parts and modules to offer to AM.

You could use your powers of creation to make some, I suppose.

[CyberUrist]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

Create more sauerkraut, computing modules, and create some sort of restraints for Hugo. So that he still needs to eat all teh sauerkraut.

[WillowLuman]

Well, the only way to fight an abomination is with either a) a plucky hero or b) another abomination, so here goes

Grow as I eat more Sauerkraut. Spawn minions.

[CyberUrist]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

Well, the only way to fight an abomination is with either a) a plucky hero or b) another abomination, so here goes

Grow as I eat more Sauerkraut. Spawn minions.

Devour minions, use powers to stop him growing, and offer modules to AM.

[Remuthra]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

Create more sauerkraut, computing modules, and create some sort of restraints for Hugo. So that he still needs to eat all teh sauerkraut.

You imprison him in a nice forcefield.
That one on the first action was a legitimate one on a roll of d20, by the way.

Well, the only way to fight an abomination is with either a) a plucky hero or b) another abomination, so here goes

Grow as I eat more Sauerkraut. Spawn minions.

YOU GROW AS YOU EAT SAUERKRAUT AND ARE TORTURED BY ITS PUNGEANCE! I AM SUITABLY PLEASED!

[CyberUrist]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

Create a cute little puppy! Made out of SOLID HATRED. and PAIN. Then find someone to give it to. And tribute the modules to AM.

[WillowLuman]

Send offspring out to warn the rest of the forum.

[Remuthra]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

Create a cute little puppy! Made out of SOLID HATRED. and PAIN. Then find someone to give it to. And tribute the modules to AM.

You give it to Toady, who incorporates it into the next version of DF. I am pleased, and grant you my mantle.

[CyberUrist]

Oh great Lord AM, Master of all He sees

Mindcontrol it from here, cause it to fight Socks. Then start playing some Dwarf Fortress and launch my dwarfs off of bridges in tribute. Mod in a limbless jelly creature that is always in pain.

[WillowLuman]

Am 27 now. Leave. Spawn more minions