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Eotyrannus

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #255 on: October 02, 2013, 04:22:14 pm »

Be Charlie Manson.

(1) You become Charlie the Unicorn! Your kidneys have been stolen and you are bleeding to death!

Break of and create Europe.

(1) You are invaded by France and thrown in jail with the unicorn!

POLITICS:
Myself-ocracy
France- Almighty Leader
Tavik Toth- Ex-Almighty British Leader in jail
Remuthra- Bleeding-to-death kidneyless unicorn prisoner
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #256 on: October 02, 2013, 04:22:47 pm »

Bleed to death.

Tavik Toth

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #257 on: October 02, 2013, 04:25:10 pm »

escape from jail them become leader of Earth.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #258 on: October 02, 2013, 04:33:30 pm »

I keep feeling like I should do something, but I already got my (for lack of a better term) happy ending.
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BFEL

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #259 on: October 02, 2013, 05:03:51 pm »

apologize to DARTH WASHINGTON for his hands behavior, once again suggest invasion of hell.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #260 on: October 02, 2013, 05:49:31 pm »

Reject invasion of hell, instead destroy hell via super weapon from next reality over.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #261 on: October 02, 2013, 05:52:59 pm »

Get Davesprite upgrade
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #262 on: October 02, 2013, 06:39:12 pm »

Request asylum from Yakuza Dimension.
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BFEL

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #263 on: October 02, 2013, 07:18:51 pm »

Reject invasion of hell, instead destroy hell via super weapon from next reality over.
Equally awesome, ASSIST ACTION.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #264 on: October 02, 2013, 10:58:52 pm »

Escape Hell via cannon.

If it works, I'm free!
If it doesn't, I'm in hellhell, where I can talk to the manager!
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Eotyrannus

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #265 on: October 03, 2013, 09:34:06 am »

Escape Hell via cannon.

If it works, I'm free!
If it doesn't, I'm in hellhell, where I can talk to the manager!

(5) You escape from hell, and land next door to the Myselfocracy of France!

Bleed to death.

(2) Apparently, France has good health care for prisoners. Whaddaya know? You get a robot kidney.

escape from jail them become leader of Earth.

Reject invasion of hell, instead destroy hell via super weapon from next reality over.
Equally awesome, ASSIST ACTION.
(2) (3) Darth Washington shoots one of his eldritch tentacles in the face with the cannon!
BFEL, noting that Darth Washington probably didn't mean to do that, refrains from further action.

(6) You escape, and find a mound of dirt to rule!

Get Davesprite upgrade

(1) Davesprite ceases to exist as soon as you do so! You are now in the void.

Request asylum from Yakuza Dimension.

(6) You do so! However, the Yakuza dimensioners seem to be rather fond of One Direction, and request that you listen to it! By which they mean you are stuck in a torture room for !!SCIENCE!!.

POLITICS:
Myself-ocracy of France
France- Almighty Leader
Remuthra- Unicorn prisoner with a robot kidney

Next door to France
Elephant Parade- There

A pile of dirt
Tavik Toth- Almighty British Leader

Darth Washington's Evil Empire
Xantalos- DARTH WASHINGTON
BFEL- Evil Assistant

Yakuza Empire
Science room of 1D torture- GreatWyrmGold

The Void/Xantalos's Front Lawn
Zanzetkun- Randomer
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #266 on: October 03, 2013, 10:01:11 am »

Shout down to the demons that they can travel through the path I left, if they want.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #267 on: October 03, 2013, 10:14:29 am »

Dangit.

Reveal Yakuza Dimension's location to Mafia Dimension. Watch the war and escape to the Safe and Sane Dimension while no one is looking.
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Tavik Toth

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #268 on: October 03, 2013, 10:57:15 am »

Become leader of Earth. The planet that is. And all the nations.
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WillowLuman

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #269 on: October 03, 2013, 11:05:16 am »

Stop people from destroying Hell. I apparently like it here.
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