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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #150 on: October 01, 2013, 04:38:45 pm »

Become leader of UK.
(1) You are assassinated by rival British people for your impudence at trying to usurp the throne. Welcome to hell!

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #151 on: October 01, 2013, 04:41:42 pm »

DOWNLOAD CHEAT ENGINE, USE IT TO INCREASE MY SPEECHCRAFT. USE GOD-LIKE SPEECHCRAFT TO CONVINCE THE WOLF HE SHOULD HELP ME ANYWAY. OH, AND THAT IT'S HEALTHIER FOR HIM TO EAT HIS OWN POOP.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #152 on: October 01, 2013, 04:41:46 pm »

Initiate "Operation Peace-Pipe." All marijuana will be air-dropped on the antlered hordes!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #153 on: October 01, 2013, 04:44:01 pm »

DOWNLOAD CHEAT ENGINE, USE IT TO INCREASE MY SPEECHCRAFT. USE GOD-LIKE SPEECHCRAFT TO CONVINCE THE WOLF HE SHOULD HELP ME ANYWAY. OH, AND THAT IT'S HEALTHIER FOR HIM TO EAT HIS OWN POOP.
(00011101010100101010101010101011001010101101001010110110011100) The wolf psychically backhands you and tells you to get feeding.
Initiate "Operation Peace-Pipe." All marijuana will be air-dropped on the antlered hordes!
What'll we smoke, then, man?

Tavik Toth

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #154 on: October 01, 2013, 04:45:20 pm »

Respawn as the UK.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #155 on: October 01, 2013, 04:47:24 pm »

GET TO FEEDING.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #156 on: October 01, 2013, 04:49:37 pm »

Convince the People that if we get those Caribou baked, the smoke will drift back down over our entire country, free high for everyone!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #157 on: October 01, 2013, 04:50:19 pm »

Respawn as the UK.
There is no respawn! You'll have to escape hell somehow if you want to rejoin the land of the living.
GET TO FEEDING.
(3,4) You feed your flesh to the creature. It appears suitably pleased, and tells you it will give you valuable secrets if you present it with the soul of an accursed one.
Convince the People that if we get those Caribou baked, the smoke will drift back down over our entire country, free high for everyone!
(2) Damn, the hippie People are too forward-thinking!

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #158 on: October 01, 2013, 04:50:55 pm »

Create cannon out of slade. Fire myself through stone.
I am sure there is no way this could possibly go wrong.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #159 on: October 01, 2013, 04:52:28 pm »

DRAG WOLF AROUND TARTARUS, ATTEMPT TO FIND THE SOUL OF AN ACCURSED ONE WHILE CONTINUING FEEDING.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #160 on: October 01, 2013, 04:53:33 pm »

Create cannon out of slade. Fire myself through stone.
I am sure there is no way this could possibly go wrong.
(6) You build a World Cracker Hell Cannon and fire yourself up through the earth! You explode in a spray of red mist! Welcome to hellhell. You are now afflicted by the Shuffle Hex.
DRAG WOLF AROUND TARTARUS, ATTEMPT TO FIND THE SOUL OF AN ACCURSED ONE WHILE CONTINUING FEEDING.
Which one?

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #161 on: October 01, 2013, 04:54:41 pm »

Shuffle the cards of life. Switch places with somebody else.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #162 on: October 01, 2013, 04:56:54 pm »

Escape hell then become leader of UK.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #163 on: October 01, 2013, 04:58:17 pm »

Which wolf, which soul or which action?

Which wolf: ALL OF THEM.
Which soul: SCOPE OUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
Which action: MULTITASK
« Last Edit: October 01, 2013, 05:00:07 pm by GrizzlyAdamz »
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #164 on: October 01, 2013, 05:02:44 pm »

Shuffle the cards of life. Switch places with somebody else.
(534e) You cut your finger on the cards of life.
Escape hell then become leader of UK.
You'll have to be more specific and realistic than that. Also, all your rolls are doomed to fail because of the dice curse, unless shenanigans happen.
SCOPE OUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
(34e5) You realize that anyone who has the dice curse is fair game.
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