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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #105 on: October 01, 2013, 02:58:34 pm »
Do it anyway with force powers
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #106 on: October 01, 2013, 03:02:49 pm »
Quote from: Scood on October 01, 2013, 02:57:40 pm
have the equine protesters offer to fight in the battle against space marine caribou in exchange for randomly generated prizes
(4) They're not really interested, but they like prizes. The RNG promises to go home and make some.
Quote from: Xantalos on October 01, 2013, 02:58:34 pm
Do it anyway with force powers
You don't have force powers, because you're scrap metal.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #107 on: October 01, 2013, 03:03:11 pm »
Become ruler of hell.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #108 on: October 01, 2013, 03:03:54 pm »
BE EMPEROR ANYWAY
INCORPORATE SELF INTO DEATH STAR
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #109 on: October 01, 2013, 03:05:07 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on October 01, 2013, 03:03:11 pm
Become ruler of hell.
(2) Hell slaps you in the face for your impudence.
Quote from: Xantalos on October 01, 2013, 03:03:54 pm
BE EMPEROR ANYWAY
INCORPORATE SELF INTO DEATH STAR
(2) You are nowhere near a Death Star, and you were declared dead by the Emperor.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #110 on: October 01, 2013, 03:06:30 pm »
Begin slap fight.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #111 on: October 01, 2013, 03:06:42 pm »
Pass on my STD to all objects in the known Universe.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #112 on: October 01, 2013, 03:06:54 pm »
Force them to do it anyway with my largest boot.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #113 on: October 01, 2013, 03:07:03 pm »
ANIMATE SELF
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #114 on: October 01, 2013, 03:09:01 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on October 01, 2013, 03:06:30 pm
Begin slap fight.
Your arms are still strapped to the armrests.
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Pass on my STD to all objects in the known Universe.
Mono isn't an STD!
Quote from: Xantalos on October 01, 2013, 03:07:03 pm
ANIMATE SELF
How?
Quote from: Scood on October 01, 2013, 03:06:54 pm
Force them to do it anyway with my largest boot.
They're already doing it.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #115 on: October 01, 2013, 03:10:25 pm »
KICK REASON IN THE FACE
THEN CURBSTOMP IT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
BECOME REGULAR WASHINGTON SELF
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #116 on: October 01, 2013, 03:11:06 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on October 01, 2013, 03:09:01 pm
They're already doing it.

Oh, In that case I have my boot lead them to victory~!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #117 on: October 01, 2013, 03:13:49 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on October 01, 2013, 03:10:25 pm
KICK REASON IN THE FACE
THEN CURBSTOMP IT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE
BECOME REGULAR WASHINGTON SELF
(4) Reason is suitably reproached. The Emperor finds you and builds you a mechanized black suit.
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Quote from: Remuthra on October 01, 2013, 03:09:01 pm
They're already doing it.
Oh, In that case I have my boot lead them to victory~!
(3) They think your boot is smelly. They reconsider fighting the caribou.

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #118 on: October 01, 2013, 03:18:28 pm »
Back 2 Lyfe.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #119 on: October 01, 2013, 03:19:04 pm »
Go kill son if he's on the British side of the Force.
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