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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #45 on: September 30, 2013, 07:30:18 pm »
Convince caribou to join my legion. If unsuccessful, open fire.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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BFEL

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2013, 07:30:32 pm »
Quote from: Remuthra on September 30, 2013, 07:27:54 pm
Quote from: TCM on September 30, 2013, 07:26:42 pm
Choke Darth Washington.
(2) How are going to get to the Galactic Empire without a passport and a visa?
HES GOING TO USE THE SCHWARTS!
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #47 on: September 30, 2013, 07:32:42 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on September 30, 2013, 07:30:18 pm
Convince caribou to join my legion. If unsuccessful, open fire.
(1) Yeah... Yeah...

Government:
Two Party Rule
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Leader- Mastahcheese (Hospitalized)
Vice Leader- Joben
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Commander of the First Bay Legion- Perseus Caesar
Super President- SCROOB
!!BLOODTHIRSTY SPACE MARINE CARIBOU SEIGE!!

State Flower- Landfill Waste

Galactic Empire
Apprentice Emperor- Darth Washington
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #48 on: September 30, 2013, 07:34:36 pm »
Roll d100s. Get two 100s. Gain complete control over the government.
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #49 on: September 30, 2013, 07:35:11 pm »
Open fire on those Facists!
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #50 on: September 30, 2013, 07:35:38 pm »
Take illegal alien spacecraft to infiltrate Galatic empire.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #51 on: September 30, 2013, 07:39:36 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on September 30, 2013, 07:34:36 pm
Roll d100s. Get two 100s. Gain complete control over the government.
(150) The feeling of the dice rolling hurts so much you pass out. When you wake up, you realize someone stole your wallet.
Quote from: Persus13 on September 30, 2013, 07:35:11 pm
Open fire on those Facists!
(3) Nope, you're still dead. You found some guy's wallet on the floor, though.
Quote from: TCM on September 30, 2013, 07:35:38 pm
Take illegal alien spacecraft to infiltrate Galatic empire.
(5) You fly an illegal spacecraft into Darth Washington's neck. The tip of the spacecraft pierces his windpipe and he begins to choke.

Government:
Two Party Rule
Brainheads
Leader- Mastahcheese (Hospitalized)
Vice Leader- Joben
Peanut Gallery

Commander of the First Bay Legion- Perseus Caesar
Super President- SCROOB
!!BLOODTHIRSTY SPACE MARINE CARIBOU SEIGE!!

State Flower- Landfill Waste

Galactic Empire
Apprentice Emperor- Darth Washington (Choking)
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Persus13

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #52 on: September 30, 2013, 07:40:29 pm »
Respawn, Form Liberal Crime Squad
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #53 on: September 30, 2013, 07:42:56 pm »
Surgically remove d100s and replace with eyes.
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TCM

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #54 on: September 30, 2013, 07:43:44 pm »
Finish off Darth Washington by throwing him into space.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #55 on: September 30, 2013, 07:44:50 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on September 30, 2013, 07:40:29 pm
Respawn, Form Liberal Crime Squad
(4) You form the Liberal Crime Squadron. It is a new group of Liberal Avengers flying rainbow colored Space Vans.
Quote from: Elephant Parade on September 30, 2013, 07:42:56 pm
Surgically remove d100s and replace with eyes.
(2) Snake eyes. At least you can see with them, though.
Quote from: TCM on September 30, 2013, 07:43:44 pm
Finish off Darth Washington by throwing him into space.
(6) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
He comes back as a space ghost, though.

Government:
Two Party Rule
Brainheads
Leader- Mastahcheese (Hospitalized)
Vice Leader- Joben
Peanut Gallery

Super President- SCROOB
!!BLOODTHIRSTY SPACE MARINE CARIBOU SEIGE!!

State Flower- Landfill Waste

Galactic Empire
Apprentice Emperor- Darth Washington (Choking)

Liberal Crime Squadron
Master Hippie- Perseus
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TCM

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #56 on: September 30, 2013, 07:49:46 pm »
Call Space Ghostbusters.
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #57 on: September 30, 2013, 07:53:35 pm »
Head to a Sweatshop and rescue the sweatshop workers.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #58 on: September 30, 2013, 07:54:54 pm »
Attempt to gain job as circus freak.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #59 on: September 30, 2013, 07:58:52 pm »
Hey what's going on in this thre- oh my.
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