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Author Topic: Roll to Washington  (Read 67114 times)

Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #15 on: September 30, 2013, 06:20:55 pm »
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 30, 2013, 06:02:53 pm
Undermine Dictatorship for oppressive edicts!
(4) You undermine and annex the dictatorship. It becomes a second political party.
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 30, 2013, 06:05:30 pm
Declare cloning unconstitutional!
(6) You make cloning unconstitutional, then make all forms of reproduction unconstitutional, just for the sake of thoroughness.
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Quote from: mastahcheese on September 30, 2013, 06:05:30 pm
Declare cloning unconstitutional!
Laugh at puny constitution. I predate it.
(6) You laugh so hard, you're transmogrified into George Washington Carver. You are mystified by this result.
Quote from: Elephant Parade on September 30, 2013, 06:09:35 pm
Write the story of my life and sell it for lots of money!
(1) The story of your life is so revolting that the government ban you from the thread. All further posts must roll to avoid detection.
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 30, 2013, 06:11:28 pm
Make constitution retroactive, invent time travel, if necessary.
(1) As soon as you make the motion, ex post facto shows up and kicks you in the face! You are now in the Space Hospital with a fractured ego.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #16 on: September 30, 2013, 06:21:59 pm »
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #17 on: September 30, 2013, 06:23:00 pm »
Solidify rule to prevent takeover!
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #18 on: September 30, 2013, 06:24:26 pm »
Reveal self to have been President all along.
Solidify power.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #19 on: September 30, 2013, 06:26:15 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on September 30, 2013, 06:21:59 pm
Take over the government and evacuate Guam so it won't tip over and capsize
(2) The government rewards you with a legion for your efforts. Time to start your path to power.
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 30, 2013, 06:23:00 pm
Solidify rule to prevent takeover!
(3) You spray gorilla glue over the foundation.
Quote from: Xantalos on September 30, 2013, 06:24:26 pm
Reveal self to have been President all along.
Solidify power.
(3) You reveal yourself to have been president all along, instead of dictator! Everyone is a bit sorry for annexing you now.
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Supreme Overlord- George Washington Carver the Magnificent

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #20 on: September 30, 2013, 06:28:09 pm »
Go offplanet, assume control of Galactic Empire.
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mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #21 on: September 30, 2013, 06:29:38 pm »
Build spaceport, start galactic empire here!
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #22 on: September 30, 2013, 06:31:14 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on September 30, 2013, 06:28:09 pm
Go offplanet, assume control of Galactic Empire.
(4) Rise, Darth Washington, and claim your destiny.
Quote from: mastahcheese on September 30, 2013, 06:29:38 pm
Build spaceport, start galactic empire here!
(2) You try, but the economy tanks...
Government:
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #23 on: September 30, 2013, 06:33:09 pm »
Infiltrate the government and unban myself. Write revised story of my life.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #24 on: September 30, 2013, 06:36:14 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on September 30, 2013, 06:33:09 pm
Infiltrate the government and unban myself. Write revised story of my life.
(4) Luckily, there's a protest about Gian centricism going on, so the government is busy. (1) Unluckily, your revised edition is even worse. It's so bad, it teleports to hell where it belongs, and you with it.

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Vice Leader- Joben
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Commander of the First Bay Legion- Perseus Caesar

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #25 on: September 30, 2013, 06:45:11 pm »
Annext the West Coast and become King.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #26 on: September 30, 2013, 06:46:15 pm »
suggest a shiny toaster as the national bird.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #27 on: September 30, 2013, 06:48:05 pm »
Announce landfill waste as national flower.
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Quote from: Toady One on March 26, 2015, 10:15:00 am
Might as well chalk it up to Pathos.
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 14, 2015, 06:29:49 pm
As this point we might as well invoke interpretive dance and call it a day.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #28 on: September 30, 2013, 06:51:09 pm »
Acquire vast amounts of currency.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #29 on: September 30, 2013, 06:51:35 pm »
Exorcise the dice, which are obviously possessed.
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