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Author Topic: Roll to Washington  (Read 66741 times)

Remuthra

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Roll to Washington
« on: September 30, 2013, 05:50:03 pm »

This is Washington, Bay 12. Remuthra is protesting Gian favoritism. Remuthra realizes a problem. There is no political culture to protest to. What do you do?

mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2013, 05:51:24 pm »

Shut down the government!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2013, 05:51:49 pm »

Invent two opposed political parties, control both.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2013, 05:52:39 pm »

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2013, 05:55:09 pm »

Protest the lack of a political culture!
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mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2013, 05:56:47 pm »

Form third political party, be belittled!
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Remuthra

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2013, 05:58:56 pm »

Shut down the government!
(6) You shut down the government. The citizens rally behind you and promote you as the head of the new government!
Invent two opposed political parties, control both.
(3) You make one political party, and call it the Bonehead Affiliate. Its leader is Mastahcheese, and you are the Vice Leader.
Become Washington.
(6) You become George Washington! You are immediately exiled for being a national hero by the new government.
Protest the lack of a political culture!
(6) You protest so hard that suddenly there is a government! It immediately forces you to pay all of your money in taxes.
Form third political party, be belittled!
(2) You form a party made of yourself, called the Brainheads. Everyone rallies behind you!
Government:
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2013, 05:59:56 pm »

Be badass Washington, tear down nation.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2013, 06:02:19 pm »

Be badass Washington, tear down nation.
(3) You establish your own government and start undercutting Mastahcheese's government.

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mastahcheese

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2013, 06:02:53 pm »

Undermine Dictatorship for oppressive edicts!
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2013, 06:03:13 pm »

Institute Washingtonian policies. Begin creating clone army.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2013, 06:05:30 pm »

Declare cloning unconstitutional!
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Xantalos

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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2013, 06:07:25 pm »

Declare cloning unconstitutional!
Laugh at puny constitution. I predate it.
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2013, 06:09:35 pm »

Write the story of my life and sell it for lots of money!
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Re: Roll to Washington
« Reply #14 on: September 30, 2013, 06:11:28 pm »

Make constitution retroactive, invent time travel, if necessary.
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