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[Frumple]

What's the deal with neti pots, anyway? Why not just use saline spray?

Because some people are bughumping insane and want to jam a spigot up their nostril. Insofar as I can tell, anyway.

Slightly biased in my appraisal of the product, though. The person who approaches me with a neti pot has a >50% chance of acquiring grounds for an assault case. Is one of those things that draw an entirely visceral NOPE reaction followed by application of tire iron until pot or pot carrier has ceased recognizable shape. Sweet monkey jesus keep those things away from me, gah.

[Loud Whispers]

all the victims are pretty much neti pot users or swimmers

Smoking weed and swimming100% brain virus mortality rate confirmed

[10ebbor10]

Ebola now in Saudi Arabia

So now they get to deal with 2 uncureable diseases.

[Loud Whispers]

Ebola now in Saudi Arabia

So now they get to deal with 2 uncureable diseases.

God damn, now it's infecting rich people.

The 40-year-old is said to have returned from a recent business trip to Sierra Leone.

Fuck, it is spreading through the airports. At least Saudi Arabia's government is being responsible about this.

[freeformschooler]

What's the deal with neti pots, anyway? Why not just use saline spray?

Because some people are bughumping insane and want to jam a spigot up their nostril. Insofar as I can tell, anyway.

Slightly biased in my appraisal of the product, though. The person who approaches me with a neti pot has a >50% chance of acquiring grounds for an assault case. Is one of those things that draw an entirely visceral NOPE reaction followed by application of tire iron until pot or pot carrier has ceased recognizable shape. Sweet monkey jesus keep those things away from me, gah.

Imagine if the water from an enema came back out your mouth.

That's what neti pot is like.

[GavJ]

What's the deal with neti pots, anyway? Why not just use saline spray?

Because some people are bughumping insane and want to jam a spigot up their nostril. Insofar as I can tell, anyway.

Slightly biased in my appraisal of the product, though. The person who approaches me with a neti pot has a >50% chance of acquiring grounds for an assault case. Is one of those things that draw an entirely visceral NOPE reaction followed by application of tire iron until pot or pot carrier has ceased recognizable shape. Sweet monkey jesus keep those things away from me, gah.

Imagine if the water from an enema came back out your mouth.

That's what neti pot is like.

Wtf? Yes... things already in your nose flowing through your nose... that's exactly like eating feces. 

[Moghjubar]

What's the deal with neti pots, anyway? Why not just use saline spray?

Because some people are bughumping insane and want to jam a spigot up their nostril. Insofar as I can tell, anyway.

Slightly biased in my appraisal of the product, though. The person who approaches me with a neti pot has a >50% chance of acquiring grounds for an assault case. Is one of those things that draw an entirely visceral NOPE reaction followed by application of tire iron until pot or pot carrier has ceased recognizable shape. Sweet monkey jesus keep those things away from me, gah.

Imagine if the water from an enema came back out your mouth.

That's what neti pot is like.

Wtf? Yes... things already in your nose flowing through your nose... that's exactly like eating feces. 

freeformschooler must know some serious brown-nosers.

[Loud Whispers]

Obama's going to quarantine the shit out of you.

"We would like to report that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have determined that the patient kept in isolation since Monday, August 4, 2014 at The Mount Sinai Hospital has tested negative for Ebola Virus Disease (EVD),” the hospital said in a statement. “The patient is in stable condition, is improving, and remains in the care of our physicians and nurses"

"We would like to report that the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention have determined that the patient kept in isolation since Monday, August 4, 2014 at The Mount Sinai Hospital has tested negative for Ebola Virus Disease (EVD),”

"We would like to report that the patient at The Mount Sinai Hospital has tested negative for Ebola Virus Disease (EVD),”

"We WOULD LIKE to report

DOOM

[Loud Whispers]

In a year's time, when the Ebola pandemic is worldwide...
'I thought you said they were Ebola free!'
'We said we'd LIKE to report they were Ebola free!'

The reporter shrugs and hugs the cameraman on air, crying. Thanks Obama.

[ShadowHammer]

In a year's time, when the Ebola pandemic is worldwide...
'I thought you said they were Ebola free!'
'We said we'd LIKE to report they were Ebola free!'

The reporter shrugs and hugs the cameraman on air, crying. Thanks Obama.

'Ebola outbreak linked to Obama!'

Well, all I know is that there wasn't an Ebola outbreak when Bush was president.

[Baffler]

*Cough*

Clearly Gerald Ford created Ebola in a lab to make himself a little bit more memorable.

[Loud Whispers]

Delhi resident under watch for Ebola.

Ebola has possibly spread to India.

[Lagslayer]

Can't wait til it gets to Madagascar.

[scrdest]

Can't wait til it gets to Madagascar.

The SECOND I read this post, I heard that song from Madagascar the movie. Eerie.

That aside, it won't. As we all know, there is a single port and not one airport in the entire country of Madagascar, and it WILL be shut down.

[GavJ]

Can't wait til it gets to Madagascar.

The SECOND I read this post, I heard that song from Madagascar the movie. Eerie.

That aside, it won't. As we all know, there is a single port and not one airport in the entire country of Madagascar, and it WILL be shut down.

one port, what?