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[Scood]

Magical Girls and forum goers, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you monsters?
 

dear Satan,
What kind of Buffalo have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbal so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,

[IronTomato]

Magical Girls and forum goers, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear Satan,
What kind of Buffalo have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbal so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,

[Harbingerjm]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear Satan,
What kind of Buffalo have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbal so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,

[Scood]

[quote author=Harbingerjm
Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear Satan,
What kind of Buffalo have I created? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbal so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
GOD

[Gentlefish]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear Satan,
What kind of Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbal so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
GOD

[ICBM pilot]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear Satan,
What kind of Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbals so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
GOD

[Harbingerjm]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear Satan,
What kind of Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbals so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
ARMOK

[Gentlefish]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear Satan,
What kind buffalo Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Stooges for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbals so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
ARMOK

[Harbingerjm]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear Satan,
What kind buffalo Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Kobolds for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbals so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
ARMOK

[Ozarck]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear box,
What kind buffalo Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Kobolds for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbals so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets up your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
ARMOK

[Harbingerjm]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear box,
What kind buffalo Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Kobolds for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbals so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets from your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
ARMOK

[ICBM pilot]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear box,
What kind buffalo Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Kobolds for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbals so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets from your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
ARMOK

we need more things to change D:

[IronTomato]

Quote from: Harbingerjm on Today at 11:43:56 am
Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?
 

dear box,
What kind buffalo Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Kobolds for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique cars. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbals so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets from your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
ARMOK
we need more things to kill D:

[Harbingerjm]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?


dear box,
What kind buffalo Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Kobolds for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique watches. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbals so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets from your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
ARMOK
we need more things to kill D:

[IronTomato]

Magical Girls and forum contractors, let's keep this movable feast on track, or at least enough to split all atoms in no more than seventy-million seconds, you bastards?


dear box,
What kind buffalo Buffalo have I buffalo? It's so redundant it's actually glorious.

Spiderman's life is a life of Jazz, billiards, and web slinging without pants. He lost his mini bladder in an unfortunate foosball incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum grabbers. He found himself disrobing the most useless plumber on the dimensional plane  after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid poodles on, while looking for the bathroom.

I knew that no amount of swag could shave Jesus on this occasion and planned his creation of Pufferfish, which eventually succeeded because he refused to drive anything less than a bathtub with wings grafted onto it.
[Transformation! Strangely attractive French ducks.]

Churchill Paged the Twenty-Four Kobolds for some massaged tapioca, spending it on circus gorillas and antique watches. Indubitably, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up GreatWyrmGold with great precision. Bonzai is a form of torture for this iridescent lizard.

Someone removed the cocainum From Is You Smarter Than an Kerbals so I put it back and ate the topiary triceratops

First things first, "shoot Bullets from your nose".


We seem to be running out of undies to rustle.

Sincerely,
ARMOK

P.S we need more things to kill D: