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[highmax28]

I can throw the Wamblers at invaders

Can you decapitate the bronze colossi for us? I don't think throwing my swords at them will do much

Realistically, by the time one arrives I may already be past Expert in Swordfighting, maybe even up to Legendary, in which case I could accommodate your request without the fluffy wamblers.

But hell, that's no fun.

We'll have the mason place an archery target and you can practice throwing wamblers all day (if we could figure out how to do that)

[Razggal]

I can throw the Wamblers at invaders

Can you decapitate the bronze colossi for us? I don't think throwing my swords at them will do much

Realistically, by the time one arrives I may already be past Expert in Swordfighting, maybe even up to Legendary, in which case I could accommodate your request without the fluffy wamblers.

But hell, that's no fun.

That's supposing he gets past the cage traps.

At that point I suggest we drop him through several floors into our personal gym, where we can harmlessly punch the disarmed (and legged) torso for as long as we like.

[highmax28]

I can throw the Wamblers at invaders

Can you decapitate the bronze colossi for us? I don't think throwing my swords at them will do much

Realistically, by the time one arrives I may already be past Expert in Swordfighting, maybe even up to Legendary, in which case I could accommodate your request without the fluffy wamblers.

But hell, that's no fun.

That's supposing he gets past the cage traps.

At that point I suggest we drop him through several floors into our personal gym, where we can harmlessly punch the disarmed (and legged) torso for as long as we like.

Then he bites us! You know bronze colossi eat dwarves!

[Spirallances_]

You can't have a gaurd dragon  if it eats anyone there will be lawsuits up the ass also I want a giant sea sponge as a gaurd animal also a fluffy wambler

[Razggal]

I can throw the Wamblers at invaders

Can you decapitate the bronze colossi for us? I don't think throwing my swords at them will do much

Realistically, by the time one arrives I may already be past Expert in Swordfighting, maybe even up to Legendary, in which case I could accommodate your request without the fluffy wamblers.

But hell, that's no fun.

That's supposing he gets past the cage traps.

At that point I suggest we drop him through several floors into our personal gym, where we can harmlessly punch the disarmed (and legged) torso for as long as we like.

Then he bites us! You know bronze colossi eat dwarves!

Then he shall also train us in dodging and armour use, or surgery and crutch walking.

Either way, he's of more use to us maimed than dead.

[highmax28]

I can throw the Wamblers at invaders

Can you decapitate the bronze colossi for us? I don't think throwing my swords at them will do much

Realistically, by the time one arrives I may already be past Expert in Swordfighting, maybe even up to Legendary, in which case I could accommodate your request without the fluffy wamblers.

But hell, that's no fun.

That's supposing he gets past the cage traps.

At that point I suggest we drop him through several floors into our personal gym, where we can harmlessly punch the disarmed (and legged) torso for as long as we like.

Then he bites us! You know bronze colossi eat dwarves!

Then he shall also train us in dodging and armour use, or surgery and crutch walking.

Either way, he's of more use to us maimed than dead.

Housing that is like housing a broken, leaking nuke; it can never be good...

[Razggal]

But it can always be fun!

I'll tell you what, if I can keeps the colosusus, you get the World Melting Dragon, deal?

[highmax28]

But it can always be fun!

I'll tell you what, if I can keeps the colosusus, you get the World Melting Dragon, deal?

... Deal... But my men and I don't go near the colossi

[Baffler]

These agreements to capture megabeasts worry me, and dorf!Baffler as well. How is he supposed to deal with the threat of a dragon or a BRONZE COLOSSUS breaking down that bitch's door?

[highmax28]

These agreements to capture megabeasts worry me, and dorf!Baffler as well. How is he supposed to deal with the threat of a dragon or a BRONZE COLOSSUS breaking down that bitch's door?

They won't be, because the dragon will be lead down to my forges via main service tunnel, so no megabeasts show up in that bitch's halls

[Spirallances_]

Wait a second wasn't baffler working for me? WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE also I doubt that we will ever get a mega beast like a dragon and eem if we do what are the odds that we will actually capture it much less train it

[highmax28]

Wait a second wasn't baffler working for me? WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE also I doubt that we will ever get a mega beast like a dragon and eem if we do what are the odds that we will actually capture it much less train it

Mr. Trapper has LOTS of traps... And he's got no doors if I remember correctly, so they'll path to him in his hut. Meaning that if you want a vicious as hell monster or training dummies, just ask him.

Also, I call claims of any unused goblinite if that's fine with you guys

[Razggal]

That's fine, so long as we keep the goblins.

Or sell gobbos to the military, they could use the practice.

[highmax28]

That's fine, so long as we keep the goblins.

Or sell gobbos to the military, they could use the practice.

I'm fine either way. I need the refined goblinite, and perhaps the wrapping. But I don't need the living portion.

[Spirallances_]

Oh I just love a good goblin vrs dwarf arena fight